Oh to live my life. TO SAY AND DO WHATEVER I PLEASEEE

[Käthe]

A couple of hours ago I was in my living room with my parents watching some shit on the TV, then of course I did some channel flicking, and I eventually came through to find The First Wives Club just starting on some distant unknown channel.

I freak the fuck out, and my parents let me watch it while I destroyed the rest of their night relaxing.

So the end of the movie came, and of course, there's some crazy arse song in which Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn and Diane Keaton bust a grove and are dancing in the street and shit and are singing about being independent women and fucking over Sarah Jessica Parker for the lulz and what not.

But.. the problem I have is, as soon as the song started, the first thing I thought of was that Bette Midler was Shannon, I was Diane Keaton and Callie was Goldie Hawn and we where some how singing Lesley Gores, You Don't Own me for the sake of SHFL's vagina population.

What the fuck is wrong with me ;;

YouTube- Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, Diane Keaton - You don't own me

YouTube- Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, Diane Keaton - You don't own me

[Jagger.]

[Glacies]

Don't worry woman, you were probably just having a bad trip.

[copelandmaster]

Take some Nyquil and crash for 12 hours. Works every time.

[Agent Dunham]

Why am I Bette Midler?

[Whiplash]

What the fuck am I, the street?

[Kitmitsu]

There goes my waning heterosexuality.

[Käthe]

Originally Posted by Шую

Why am I Bette Midler?

Because forcing people into a song trio of dancing and singing about independence is your speciality.

Originally Posted by Whiplash

What the fuck am I, the street?

FINE YOUR GOLDIE HAWN KAY.

[Agent Dunham]

Originally Posted by Käthe

Because forcing people into a song trio of dancing and singing about independence is your speciality.

Right, yeah.













I DOOOONNN'T WANNA BE NO MANNNN'S WOMAN
IIIII'VE OTHER WORK I WANT TO GET DO-ONE
I HAAVEN'T TRAVELLED THIS FAR TOOO BECOME NO MAANN'S WOMAAAAANN
NO MAAANN'S WOMAN

[Whiplash]

Originally Posted by Käthe

FINE YOUR GOLDIE HAWN KAY.

Ew, I'd rather be the street. Or a letterbox, were there letterboxes?

[rutea7]

lol, i like that movie

you have quite a fertile imagination

[Agent Dunham]

Originally Posted by rutea7

you have quite a fertile imagination

Makes up for the whole lotta nothing going on in her ovaries.

[Käthe]

Originally Posted by Шую

Makes up for the whole lotta nothing going on in her ovaries.

;; .

[Agent Dunham]

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