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If I wrote a book, I'd call it "Two Gay Magpies, and a Paedophilic Lesbian and her Teenage Lover in Nazi Germany".
I read a short script. The two characters were Ava, an orphaned teenager, and an unnamed woman, in her 30s or 40s. Set in Nazi-era Germany, Ava hides from the Gestapo in a secret room. The woman reads to her every day through a bookshelf. They met as Ava, exhausted and with bloody feet, trudged down a street.
I should have realised something was wrong when one of the first things the woman said to the girl was "You're very beautiful." Then when Ava said "I think... I think you're more beautiful than my mother." I found that a bit nasty, considering her mother died to protect the stupid girl. Then when hand kissing went on, I decided that Woman was a paedophile, since she had clearly wanted Ava from the beginning.
Don't get me wrong, it was a good script, but what the fuck. So, like... A cougar is a woman who dates younger men. What about a woman who dates... girls? The only word I can think of is paedophile.
Later, I was waiting for my ride. I was alone - I was lonely. So I watched some birds. They were two male magpies - could tell by the colouring. They sort of pecked at each other a bit. One followed the other. Then the one following jumped on the other one. Then they sort of just sat there - one on top of the other - for a bit. Then they rolled over.
It was at that point I decided to look away.
Gosh. I was so confused.
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[20th January 09:05:11] Aurelia I don't speak diva. I speak human being.
I used to watch the magpies hop around on the staff room roof in year 8 English. Once, one of them fell off. It was the most entertaining thing that happened in English that year.
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Well Christ, that was a weird afternoon.
