(Skip to the third paragaph if you don't want to read everything)
So, my high school went on a college trip today (a trip that was kind of disappointing because we were promised a football game/ college homecoming and the bus driver decides "oh, I can't take you to see the football game because I have to go, blah blah blah!" And I paid ten dollars to see it but I was disappointed and... well, I'm getting off topic)
So, my high school went on a college trip today, and we went to see all the classrooms. And, we had to walk a long way to the class (the boys wanted to go to (another girl and I wanted to see music, but the boys overruled us and made us go to sports education class). It was a up a hill, so it was kind of exhausting, but okay, no problem, I'm a teenager, I'm bursting with youth and energy, I can do it.
So, here I am, skipping merrily down the street, and this... this stench
... hits my nose like a champion boxer. I check myself; of course it's not me, because I only use the most expensive, good-smelling soaps. Then, I look over. I see a turd.
"Well that's nasty," I think. "Somebody hasn't cleaned up after their dog. Nasty bastards."
But... wait! It's too big to be a dog turd! It's too chunky and...
Oh... oh no... oh my gosh, no...
So, I am now traumatized and will begin doing whatever it is traumatized kids do.