Your Most Hilarious Death

Askyria · Mar 22 2007, 03:24 AM

Haha...well I think my most hilarious death was in FFX, when Yuna, Auron, and Lulu were up and I was fighting this huuuge Malboro thing in the Calm Lands. The Malboro thing did its spore attack of sorts and it made all three of them confused and poisoned. It was hilarious, cause Yuna whacked like 10 on people and Lulu's dolls whacked like 15, and Auron killed them in one hit. I was all, 'oh, oh crap I'm gonna die' when I saw all three of them confused. Especially with Auron. XD

Oh oh and near the beginning of FFXII I had my party out in the Estersand I think, and I was low level and all and hacking the wolves there, when I saw this huge T-Rex thing. I had been hacking the wolves for awhile so I thought I could take down anything there, but I just so happened to 'forget' to check the stats of it and Vaan walked up to it, whacked, and died. So did everybody else.

At least five times (I don't know why I keep doing this) I had those entite and elemental things around me while I was casting magic, so they completely wiped me out. Except for like, three times when I escaped with one character. Fran. I always escape with Fran. She's the one that's always left. And Vaan's always the one that's first to die. Haha!

Rikku · Mar 22 2007, 03:27 AM

ROFL, that last bit was pretty funny. XD

I can NOT get over that Happy Bunny death that you sent me over msn, even if it wasn't you... that was hilarious, I sweaaaar. XD

Askyria · Mar 22 2007, 03:30 AM

Haha okay well I was reading another forum to get the idea for this, and the Happy Bunny death I showed Karen was from there.

'Okay so i had basch by himself (to level him up as he was a bit behind) on the ozmone plains I went to attack a solitary ozmone hare / happy bunny, basch missed however aggrivating it to attack him. I heard the doorbell ring so i went to answer it THINKING i had pressed pause, which i hadnt. After a lengthy conversation with a friend, i returned to the PS2 to carry on. The instant i looked at the screen again i saw Basch drop to his knees in front of the Happy Bunny and say "Theyre killing us"....I was in hysterics '

I LOL'd.

Oh oh haha I remember a couple more in FFX:

I was in Omega Ruins, and I came across a Master Tonberry. I had no idea what it could do to me so I just attacked it normally with Kimahri, Tidus, and Auron. HAHA it was hilarious; Kimahri attacked first, and the Tonberry did 9999 damage using Karma and killed Kimahri in one hit. Then I'm all, 'oh, crap', so I thought aeons would do the job. I brought in Yuna and summoned Bahamut. Bahamut attacked, and the Tonberry did voodoo on Bahamut by making this stone doll sort of thing of Bahamut, then stabbing it with his knife. Bahamut died. And I freaked. XD

Another time in FFX again, I was walking around in the Cavern of Stolen Fayth, ran into a battle, and the monster was a magic urn. I don't remember exactly what happened, but I think I brought Rikku in to steal, and the urn like, exploded and I died. XD

Desi · Mar 22 2007, 04:05 AM

I got killed by Chigoe(think f;ea's but easy to spot) twice trying to get Corsair Artifact weapon. The funny part personally was that I wasn't in the zone no longer then 30 seconds. It kind of went, run run spot chigoe, try to turn around get killed in four shots, sulk in corner because I am a gambler/pirate and got killed by a flea.

I normally don't get gameovers so when they happen they happen randomly(ruby dragon 9999 AoE random/ FFX lizard fire breath my only gameover...) or trying to learn Enemy skill(Midgar Zolmn random).

There are some funny death's but I can't think of them now.

Kätharina · Mar 22 2007, 10:07 PM

I remember when i was playing GUN once, i was going on this ferry boat, and i got bored so i started shooting my horse (OUT OF LOVE!) and then his kinda mutated and galloped in air, and when the ferry boat finished, i just dropped dead and died.
I sat there thinking "ZOMG WTF?!?!"

Devious · Mar 22 2007, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Askyria

Haha okay well I was reading another forum to get the idea for this, and the Happy Bunny death I showed Karen was from there.

'Okay so i had basch by himself (to level him up as he was a bit behind) on the ozmone plains I went to attack a solitary ozmone hare / happy bunny, basch missed however aggrivating it to attack him. I heard the doorbell ring so i went to answer it THINKING i had pressed pause, which i hadnt. After a lengthy conversation with a friend, i returned to the PS2 to carry on. The instant i looked at the screen again i saw Basch drop to his knees in front of the Happy Bunny and say "Theyre killing us"....I was in hysterics '

I LOL'd.

What kind of idiot doesn't put on attack closest enemy gambits?! XD

Hitoshura · Mar 23 2007, 12:44 AM

I think the stupidest death I had was whe nall my characters killed theiself because they were confused.

Curse the status effects.

Wind · Mar 23 2007, 08:13 PM

You know its funny (and really annoying) when you die from any status effect such as poison.

Lifrasthir · Mar 24 2007, 07:20 PM

Oh there's too many....Sephiroth in KH...I jump up in the air to attack him and he swings his sword and I die....I've fallen off edges before when that wasn't supposed to happen. I think what makes it funny (at least to my friends) is my reaction.

Rikku · Mar 24 2007, 10:49 PM

I've done a lot of dorky things, but the funniest death that comes to mind is not my own, but my friend's. XD She's not a big gamer... so the first time she played Halo: the first three deaths were the cause of her walking off a cliff by accident.

At the beginning of the level.

Lifrasthir · Mar 24 2007, 10:55 PM

I just recently got killed by Soldier heartless....on normal level in KH. I remember the first time I played Halo. I had to play with three other guys...man did they kill. Me. The screen was so friggin' small I couldn't see anything! And I jumped off the building, purposfully on accident.

Rikku · Mar 24 2007, 11:06 PM

I remember my friend and I were playing some first person shooter against each other. =/ I was having trouble grasping the controls so she was helping me out by telling me what to do. At one point we were just shooting at each other at the same time while not moving whatsoever as a result of a "demonstration". XD

"YAY BUTTON MASHING! =D!"

Askyria · Mar 24 2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rikku

I remember my friend and I were playing some first person shooter against each other. =/ I was having trouble grasping the controls so she was helping me out by telling me what to do. At one point we were just shooting at each other at the same time while not moving whatsoever as a result of a "demonstration". XD

"YAY BUTTON MASHING! =D!"

Haha that reminds me, years and years ago, me and my brother were playing Perfect Dark on, omg, N64 :0 and we were in this cramped staircase, and my brother threw a grenade that bounced all over the CRAMPED staircase. He threw like, ten more and I died XD

Lifrasthir · Mar 24 2007, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rikku

"YAY BUTTON MASHING! =D!"

Lol. I killed Sora. Well, almost. During the final battle against Xemnas, when he shoots a million bajillion lasers at you...you're supposed to guard and press the triange button and the x button at the same time...well I was stupid enough to only press the triange button. That saved Riku. Then I look at Sora's HP gauge and see he's dying. I'm like, "WTF Sora?" and then I realized I needed both buttons. xD And I had the strategy guide right there in front of me...probably was too tired to read it. It was 4: 20 in the morning. I stayed up late.

Stupid moment there

.....Yes I only play RPGs. What can I say I live a sheltered life.

Desi · Mar 26 2007, 12:29 AM

Maybe this topic should be moved to General Gaming since it doesn't involve FF at all anymore?

VeraAlexander · Jun 19 2008, 02:58 AM

That bunny comment reminded me of a time when i was trying ro kill one of those bunnies i chased after it but could not seem to catch it anyway i wasn't looking where i was going and ended up runnung right into two werewolves i hit one and it got mad so i ran all around trying to find an exit meanwhile they were still chaseing me they killed penelo so i kept running around and i thought that they had stoped chasing me so i revived penelo and wouldn't you know it they came up behind me and killed us both it was really funny cause i was running around in what was basically a large circle.
Anyway i cannot seem to be able to think of anymore funny deaths.

PS: Later i came back and slaughtered those werewolves AND those bunnies ah sweet revenge lol

Pixel · Jun 19 2008, 03:50 AM

Ahahhhh.

most likely on NG, I was on the airship, doing a move, and Ryu jumped up, grabbed the guy, and then fell into the air with him, RIGHT OF THE AIRSHIP.

I was like, LULZ, and then, 5 seconds later, realizing I had not saved, was like... Fuck.

Whiplash · Jun 19 2008, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Desi

Maybe this topic should be moved to General Gaming since it doesn't involve FF at all anymore?

For slightly over a year they suffered the pain of having a topic in the wrong place. Then one day, a girl came riding over the horizon. Armed only with her laptop and her mighty powers of mod, she fixed their problems. Her name: Whiplash!

Mental note: One day, stop narrating own actions.

I can't think of any funny deaths at the moment, presumably they were all so traumatic that I suppressed all memory of them. Except the one last night were I was killed in FFV by a squirrel and that time in FFX when a fucking Bad Breath attack left my party confused and poisened. Auron killed himself, Tidus killed Rikku (stop cheering, all of you) and then died of the poison himself. I hate Malboros...

Also a couple of times in other games where I haven't noticed the gaping cavern in the floor until after I've walked into it.

Final · Jun 19 2008, 12:20 PM

I'M NOT A CAT!!!!! ''Miav''

Sadistic · Jun 24 2008, 05:01 AM

I underestimated a Tonberry in FFX, but there's also one in Tomb Raider: Anniversary where I kept falling off this high spot again and again