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Simple enough premise for this thread. Simply post any interesting, funny, cool or exciting stories or anecdotes you might have. I'll start with one:
Ages ago when i was a lot younger (about 8 years old I think) my brother, my cousin and myself went out to the river near my cousin's house. To get there and back you have to climb over a tall fence on a steep incline. We all managed to get over it the first time but for some reason when we came back my brother (silly Kit) couldn't get back over. Being the heartless fiends we are left him to walk the huge distance around the town to get back. While my cousin and I waited for him we sat on this wall nearby and talked. After a few minutes this random old man walks out from his home (below the wall) and told us to leave. We didn't and completly ignored him seeing that it's a public wall. Anyway we keep talking and the man goes back into his house and comes out a minute later. We look over and see the man is holding a gun. We left the wall and were halfway down the street in a second, fleeing from the scary crazy man.
Anyway there's my story. I'm sure you can think of things a LOT more interesting.
Recently my friend had a party and everybody apart from a couple of my mates got drunk as they came late and we had drunken all of the booze .
So they decided they could have a good shout at us because they thought they where in the right, ok they kind of where, but they where an hour late than they promised.
Then one of them came up to me and started getting in my face so i decided id lock her in the toilet, and did so, she broke about half of the door to get out and decided to try and punch me, missed.
so i punched her in the stomach and ran.
My other mate who wasn't drunk (she didn't have a rant at me)
Said that i practically punched her hard in the stomach while saying
"omg im going to punch you.."
*punch*
"Oh shit RUN!"
Then my mate who was holding the partys parents found out about 3/4 of us where drunk, i got force fed about a gallon of water and aparently i had a mental break down over water.
And my mate who had a go at me was saying to me i wasn't drunk while i cried in my mates garden in the dark, then my another of my mates was hanging out of the window shouting
"I HAVE TOILET PAPERRRRRRRR!"
And she dropped it LOL!.
I was walking to my girlfriends house. This house is on the edge of a wood, so you can take a fancy short-cut through the wood instead of having to walk around to the front door. Anyway, I was heading to the fancy gate that they have placed there, when I see a guy hunched over a peice of cardboard. As i get closer (this guy was hunched up against the wall where the gate is) I can see that the guy has a small, thin glass tube held against his nose and he is happily sniffing away at the wonderous cocaine. He looks up, and offers me some. I say nothing, and slowly run to the fancy gate. Just then i fly into the wall. Mr Douche got up and decided that violence is just as good as sharing. He slammed me into the wall, then out of nowhere 6 or so other teenage guys appear from nowhere. For some reason they are equiped with such melee weapons as the nozzle of a garden hose, to a twig. The original guy then throws me to the ground for no reason, then him and his cronies walk off, leaving their happy stash. Stuffling back laughter mixed with blood, I go into my girlfriends house and say nothing of it. Then, as i'm leaving, I walk through the kitchen to get my shoes, and there on the table is the original guy in a fancy suit, being told off by my girlfriends mum about how he is "Irresponsible" for not having made his bed. He sees me, makes a very pleading face, and I just walk off.
Big anti-climax i know. I just thought it was funny how this guy is now my bitch and does whatever i tell him.
Big anti-climax i know. I just thought it was funny how this guy is now my bitch and does whatever i tell him.
How did he become your "bitch"? o.0
Damn, Cathryn! Party girl! XD
I would have never left that wall even if the old man had a gun. -.- You said it was a public wall right? If he didn't own it and had no legitimate reason for telling you to leave the I would have just told him exactly that... Just the type of person I am. I wouldn't be rude about it though.
My exact words would have been:
"For what reason do you have for ordering us to leave? Is this your wall? Can I see your deed?"
If he does not comply then I'd call the cops and claim armed hazardous threat.
My small anecdote:
NOTE: I past out afterwards...
My mother used to own a grocery store in South Philadelphia called "Mom's Grocery" on the corner of 5th and Hicks Street. During the summer I'd help her manage the counter and on Sunday afternoon a guy comes in and looks around then leaves. Five minutes later he comes back in with a black bandana covering his mouth -.-. He was a black male about 25-20 years old about 5'10" 210 lbs. He pulls out a gun on me, my younger sister is in the back and I didn't want to say anything. Instinctively I put my hands up as he told me to open the register. I was so damn made that day 'cause I lost my Issue #1 Ultimate Spider-man. So I told the guy, there's a camera over to the left corner of the wall behind the cigarettes. He tells me to shut the F**k up and open the register. I told him we already saw your face and you live right down the block. (He used to come to the store everyday to buy cigarettes and my mom knew him by name. Idiot...) So I go on to tell him, "-there is a gun under this counter. It's loaded. I'm going to reach for it with my eyes closed..." I do so and when I opened my eyes the guy was gone. -.- The gun under the counter was a BB-Gun... Ahahahaha... I never reported it to the cops. It turned out he was a drug addict. A few months later my mom closed down the store because of the bad area.
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Last edited by HotLaMon; Mar 05 2007 at 08:29 PM..
I would have never left that wall even if the old man had a gun. -.- You said it was a public wall right? If he didn't own it and had no legitimate reason for telling you to leave the I would have just told him exactly that... Just the type of person I am. I wouldn't be rude about it though.
My exact words would have been:
"For what reason do you have for ordering us to leave? Is this your wall? Can I see your deed?"
If he does not comply then I'd call the cops and claim armed hazardous threat.
"Ages ago when i was a lot younger (about 8 years old I think)"
When your 8 you don't think about such legal matters or the fact that it is illegal. You think: "FUCK, RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!" and so i did.
"Ages ago when i was a lot younger (about 8 years old I think)"
When your 8 you don't think about such legal matters or the fact that it is illegal. You think: "FUCK, RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!" and so i did.
Also keep the stroies coming
LMAO True... I was quiet as a kid. Never said much, always walked around with my hands in my pocket and my hair was long. Pass my ass long. I don't know why though... I never noticed until I looked back at some pics. I was like WTF!? My hair was that long!?
Pretty much because this : He was my girlfriends brother, and i was the one that saw him taking drugs. Also, his mum is a bitch, so i knew that if she knew he was taking drugs...
omg!! i think i've never experienced something like those...
the craziest thingie i did was to put my little brother on a plastic bathtub(those one for little babies, dont know the name) and push him down stair like a roller coaster...for some reason he didnt die =\
im such a saint girl!!! HUAhUAhAuA no good~
the craziest thingie i did was to put my little brother on a plastic bathtub(those one for little babies, dont know the name) and push him down stair like a roller coaster...for some reason he didnt die =\
im such a saint girl!!! HUAhUAhAuA no good~
hehe, me and my brother used to have the same fun with an old collapsable matress down our stairs at home. it was so fucking hillarious!!! though one time we managed to bring down a lamp that was on a ledge by the straight 14-step staircase. luckily, it could be and was glued together, but it still bears the scars...so after that, we placed it on the table by the entrance, wich is close by. me and bro could rush down and carry the matress up like a thousand times when we got started...sadly, the matress is gone by now...it was the most interresting thing do do in the house by that time, though...
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My dad aint stronger then your dad, but he's stronger than your dad! If you struggle with this, then you can burn in hell. Other than that, it should be fine....
Yesterday we had a fire drill and we had to stand on the field for about half an hour (and we where just about to have a test so... WOOO HOO!)
But since i wasn't all homey homey with a couple of so called mates they decided they could shout at me (again)
The first one shouted
"YEA YOU HATED ME SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL"
and the other complied in a yea-im-better-than-you-bitch fashion
"YEAAAAA!"
So i turned around and punched the nearest one.
She fell to the floor and i got suspended for the rest of the day, at least i missed the test.
But iw as about to jump on her and start punching her but one of the head staff pulled me back and took me away to his office, and then, to my phyciatrist, and we ended up having a talk about violence and how to stop it from happening, i was just like.
"BUT THEY ARE COMPLETE BASTARDS!"
LMAO damn girl! You fight a lot!
o.0 Your evil twin is hot? And look! She's out late! Breaking curfew XD
So last weekend my cousin and I took a NewPort (cigarette) and emptied out all the tobacco (without breaking it or anything) and placed a firecracker in it then placed the tabacco back in. Took us a good 20 minutes to get it all packed and tight. Then we gave it to this kid who smoked it and BANG! LOOK! Up in the sky! It's a bird! No it's a plane! I was all like, "SHIT! DUDE That's his middle and index fingers! RUN!" XD (Okay that last part didn't happen but it would have been funny if it did AHahaha). But it blow up in his hand.
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Haha, cool.
I fight to much, i've got a scar on my arm from when i got into a fight and a knife was involved.
I wen't up to my local town for a all nighter with a couple of mates and i don't know somehow i got into this fight with these other girls from our school and my mate pulled a knife out and ended up slashing my arm. Ended up in hospital with stitches.
Yes she did break her cerfew but only because she did it out of her love for alcohol and tobacco. Evil twin is me... SHHH don't say anything.
I remember this other time me and about 20+ people (We are known as the Bradwell Crew) and the (Casiter Crew... our enemies) came and all hell broke loose and everybody just lept on them and most of us ended up getting chased by police and police dogs across this field so me and my boyfriend had to leg it over this fence and hide in this persons shed, stayed there the whole night so we didn't get caught, and for other reasons....
With such a active (criminal ) life, where do you find the time to play all those wonderful video games. Like True Crime, GTA, or other violently suggestive titles. You sound like me when i was 12. Used to hang out with some guy who was into drugs and (not saying yours is) stupidly under-aged gangs. The Broadstone Crew's *head honcho* is 14 . They go around, holding up lemonade stalls, snorting flour behind tesco because they want to be like their older brothers e.t.c. Kinda funny when im walking around and some 7 year asks me "Do ya think yer 'ard, mate?!". I put put my hand in his face and push him in a bush.
haha, i usually play my games in an alotment of 72 hours just after ive bought them, i practically live in my room for three days with a stash of cheese balls, left over chinese, fags and booze.
And basically all my friends wonder where the hell ive been for 3 or 4 days, when i come back im like a mess for the rest of the week and end up sleeping at school.
Everybody pokes me with sticks and anything pokey they can find.
Haha we have this gang of like 9 and 10 year olds, about 30 of them, they act like they have ASBO's and boast about having a bong, then they headed up to our local spot and started having a go at us one night and we ended up in this funny little brawl of 10 year olds with hoodys, i got a couple of them.
was awesomethey only about 4ft 5', so considering im 5ft 11' im a tad taller than them.
My gerbil has a bad attitude, thinks its funny to bit my head when i put him onto of my hair.
But i have a sneaky trick to make people laugh at gerbils.
put them on your bed and hold the cover of the sheet on each side between him and ping it.
It's the funniest thing you could ever see, he goes flying.
rofl. something that youtube nerds would love. you'd get comments like "thats not funny coz i em l33t at WoW i hav a lvl 60 hunter that could pwn that gerbil"
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they decided they could shout at me 
) life, where do you find the time to play all those wonderful video games. Like True Crime, GTA, or other violently suggestive titles. You sound like me when i was 12. Used to hang out with some guy who was into drugs and (not saying yours is) stupidly under-aged gangs. The Broadstone Crew's *head honcho* is 14 
