Indisputable evidence for a bible event

Neal · Oct 12 2008, 12:54 AM

I guess we were all wrong when we bashed the bible and it's robotic followers. It happened once, and it's happened again. PRAISE THE LORD.

http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Virgi...elp_26354.html

Maybe this shark was a prostitute as well

.......HOE

Near|DanteXP|Sasdx · Oct 12 2008, 12:59 AM

If this happens to woman then men arent needed in the world.....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need woman

Shock · Oct 12 2008, 01:11 AM

Luckily there are only some asexuals in the world so it's not like us guys are extinct. But if this could happen then we are doomed heh.

Little Miss Scarlett · Oct 12 2008, 01:20 AM

So technically the baby shark was inbred? Meh, I always new men were obselete

Kitmitsu · Oct 12 2008, 01:33 AM

Hallelujah

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Whiplash · Oct 12 2008, 02:42 AM

Shark Jeebus

BUTTCHEEKIES, OOH · Oct 12 2008, 03:01 AM

I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS SHARP, NAIL-RIDDEN INDISPUTABLE PROOF UP YOUR SORRY ASSES, CHEAP NON-BELIEVERS. HA HA! THIS IS CLEARLY A SIGN!

PRAISE THE LORD.

Neal · Oct 12 2008, 06:57 AM

I've been touched by his noodley appendage.

Moklin · Oct 12 2008, 12:28 PM

That hapened to my female dog too. There isnt dogs neaby and she didnt have drops pf blood( i dont know the word in english lol.. you know aht im saying, right?) but she got pregnant.
However.. i dont beleive it. Of course there is a male.

Neal · Oct 12 2008, 12:31 PM

I think I can explain what happened to your dog...

Oh fuck, I've got drops of blood!

Pyramid Head · Oct 14 2008, 02:15 PM

Now God is having sex with SHARKS?!

Luriana · Oct 14 2008, 03:12 PM

^

It's one of His fetishes.

Devious · Oct 14 2008, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moklin

That hapened to my female dog too. There isnt dogs neaby and she didnt have drops pf blood( i dont know the word in english lol.. you know aht im saying, right?) but she got pregnant.
However.. i dont beleive it. Of course there is a male.

DNA analysis revealed the baby shark has no DNA from any males. Believe it now?