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Old Jun 13 2006, 07:44 PM   #1
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Voted by a variety of judges from many famous sources, otherwise known as me..

This game was awful, it could have been really good but after long time playing (20 minutes) I found the flaw of this game. That being DISNEY. Nothing against the old childhood films but I draw the line when your main party is made up of a Kid, a hyperactive Duck and a retarded ..urr Dog?? (Goofy).

The game slowly gets worse with new weapons, ridicoulsy called Keyblades which you can viciously beat shadows and various other death-bringing monsters such as a the obese heartless or.. oh my favourite the flying latern .

When your in a tough battle and you think "Hey! This is a Square game, lets get the summons out", in a normal game Ifrit could help but ohh no.. lets use Bambi!

Lego Block or whatever they were called was a pathetic idea which failed to work as you could leave your ship in one stop and usually fly through "levels" without getting hurt..

I'm sure Furin can thing of more rants...

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Old Jun 13 2006, 07:54 PM   #2
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The author is a genious.

Characters - I couldnt stand them. Donald Duck... enough said?



Weapons - KEYS. House key vs. Sephiroth = pwned?

Story - I learnt today that KINGDOM HEARTS IS A THING. I played it and never knew. I thought it was just a random name for it something to do with heartless or gfdghfdj.

I think mixing Disney with FF is the shittest idea ever. And what baffles me more is people MY AGE enjoy this game. Well, the only person i know hasnt played all the FF to even understand/care about the FF characters.
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Old Jun 14 2006, 06:28 AM   #3
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"This boat runs on happy faces"

Oh

Dear

God

Could you get any happier/Corny. Thats actually painful and i cant stop reading it. So....lame

oh and

Quote:
When your in a tough battle and you think "Hey! This is a Square game, lets get the summons out", in a normal game Ifrit could help but ohh no.. lets use Bambi!
LMFAO!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 14 2006, 09:44 AM   #4
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Pfft, there isnt anything wrong with KH! You're all just to afraid to enjoy disney things . Every single Disney movie EVER made is corny because they have morals and such for children. I think Square incorporated both final fantasy and disney together well and made the disney elements more adult for everyone to enjoy.

He uses a key because slicing someone in half isnt really suitable for children (though beating someone with a massive metal key probably wouldnt be pretty either). Summons were kind of a weak part of the game because they were pretty useless but there was a little improvement in KH2. Yes the characters can be unbearable at parts but you can get used to them.

The game was succesful so we win.
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Old Jun 14 2006, 09:53 AM   #5
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Pfft, there isnt anything wrong with KH! You're all just to afraid to enjoy disney things .
I enjoyed Disney when i was 6. You dont know enough about Final Fantasy to understand.
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Old Jun 14 2006, 08:25 PM   #6
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ok you ass holes what hell are you talking about KH sucks. and for your infor mation i've been playing final fantasy since i was 7! i'm a fucking long time disney fan and every thing i hate you basterds who crack on good games. if you took the fucking time to play it for real maybe you'd like more!!! and the battle system fucking rocks!!!!

P.S. some basterd from england would hate it!!!!


an yes i got an account just say this, ass holes.

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Old Jun 14 2006, 08:43 PM   #7
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Uhm, we're just expressing an opinion. o_O Feel free to start a thread on how good you think KH is instead of insulting people for having an opinion.
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Old Jun 14 2006, 08:50 PM   #8
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an yes i got an account just say this, ass holes.
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P.S. some basterd from england would hate it!!!!
Yeah the storyline was interfering with my excessive tea-drinking habit and walking back-and-forth from my room to the kitchen in my large stately manorhouse was waaay to much trouble for seriously Kingdom Hearts playing!.

Anyone remember the Little Mermaid level... yeah.. me neither..
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Old Jun 14 2006, 08:53 PM   #9
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Why did you say that? An opinion on a game is NOTHING to do with where you're from.
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Old Jun 14 2006, 08:56 PM   #10
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Yeah the storyline was interfering with my excessive tea-drinking habit and walking back-and-forth from my room to the kitchen in my large stately manorhouse was waaay to much trouble for seriously Kingdom Hearts playing!.

Anyone remember the Little Mermaid level... yeah.. me neither..

AHAHAHAHA

God that cracked me up.

Anyway, THE_BLACK_MAGE, you could at least say why its not a bad game buy commenting on the things the others have said rather that taking a random dig at england, which by the way is only going to get you laughed at and not insult anyone very deeply.

I didn't mind KH tbh. The battle system was alright, i agree summons where useless but then you didnt really NEED them. This is in no way the worst game ever though. I put my vote on X-2.
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Old Jun 15 2006, 06:56 AM   #11
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hmmm, i think KH had some major flaws like having disney on there and some of the voice cast but to me the story and gameplay isnt that bad, but dont 4get the same people who r doing KH r doing versus

p.s. i agree with Kadaj in saying the X-2 was pretty bad
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Old Jun 15 2006, 04:20 PM   #12
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Exactly, the game did have flaws and it was very disney at parts but im guessing alot of people thought it was gonna be really bad when it turned out to be pretty good. Disney combined with FF automaticlly sounds bad but they made it tastefully.
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Disney combined with FF automaticlly sounds bad but they made it tastefully.
"This boat runs on happy faces".. sure is tasteful! So tasteful it leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.. a bit like blood.. yes it's blood !

Tasteful is running around levels finding the poor lost dalmations or somehow helping Hercules overthrow the evil Underworld by.. smashing barrels!

This game was a poor excuse from merging two of the biggest franchises ever into one game, true FFX-2 was a terrible terrible game but that was because it had the words Final Fantasy slapped on the front (I'm waiting for _THE_BLACK_MAGE to defend that!), but this ...*shudders* ..

Ahh well I've been requested to stop "bashing" Kingdom Hearts, and I'd hate to have to make another account after this gets banned soo..

*coughs*

DIS GAME WAZ WELL G00D!?

So back to better games.. Star Ocean 3 anyone?
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Old Jun 15 2006, 05:34 PM   #14
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Stfu! You dont like Disney, fair enough but you dont even like FF games anymore so how can you like KH?
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Old Jun 15 2006, 05:35 PM   #15
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Oh no he didn't!
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Old Jun 15 2006, 05:53 PM   #16
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Stfu! You dont like Disney, fair enough but you dont even like FF games anymore so how can you like KH?
I didn't like KH as it felt much more of a cash-in using the kid Final Fantasy characters as a selling point, who didn't really make an appearance. This game aswell as Final Fantasy X-2 damaged my faith in Square(-Enix) making a classic game again.

Plus, I played this game when I wasn't bored of the Final Fantasy series' similiarities in each game.. but I'll have a proper Final Fantasy debate with you Kit when you have played all the good games (no.. not Final Fantasy X)..

And back to your original question this wasn't a "Final Fantasy" game, just using the name, brand and characters to sell which left quite a bland, cheesy game on level with "Simpsons: Hit And Run".. and somehow got popular!

No more posts from me... KH isn't fun to laugh at anymore
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Old Jun 15 2006, 08:02 PM   #17
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I like FF but hate KH. Even Sora sucks. ^____^
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I really had no problem with KH. Opinions really differ, mainly depending on the age of the player and the PERSONALITY of the player. ESRB ratings aren't just to say what it has in it, they're also to say what age would probably prefer it. If you play an E rated game and think it's crap, don't complain about it.

I have the type of personality that likes KH. It was an amusing enough waste of a few days. Do NOT go off insulting the game a ton and flaming people who like it or hate it just because of your opinion. If you do so, you're just wasting your time.

By the way, it's hardly the worst game ever... Have you ever played "Ball Breakers"?
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Old Jun 16 2006, 03:57 PM   #19
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I really had no problem with KH. Opinions really differ, mainly depending on the age of the player and the PERSONALITY of the player. ESRB ratings aren't just to say what it has in it, they're also to say what age would probably prefer it. If you play an E rated game and think it's crap, don't complain about it.

I have the type of personality that likes KH. It was an amusing enough waste of a few days. Do NOT go off insulting the game a ton and flaming people who like it or hate it just because of your opinion. If you do so, you're just wasting your time.

By the way, it's hardly the worst game ever... Have you ever played "Ball Breakers"?
You're my new best friend! Thats exactly the kind of thing i wanted to say. Just because some of you dont like its themes dont flame it please, try and tolerate it. The game was different and im sure you cant hate all aspects of it soo much you have to call it "Worst Game Ever". It may have ruined your own vision of FF but you have to remember its a seperate game which doesnt affect Clouds sword size
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I wouldnt say DC was flamming. He is giving an opinion and backing it up with a reason. An example of a flame:

"FUCKING KH IS SO SHIT I HOPE U ALL BURN IN HELL ERYONE THAT LYKZ IT UR ALL GHEYAND I SHUD DIE "
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