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Old Apr 05 2012, 03:09 PM   #1
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I had some really rough sex last night and I'm still suffering. My asshole feels like it's on fire, but all the way up and even round the corner. Like when you twist your ankle and it gets all inflamed, its like that but in the bowel.

So I dunno what to do. I was thinking about crushing up some painkillers and allergy tablets then mixing it into like a paste with Vaseline and douching out with it.

What do you reckon? There's soooo many homosexuals here with active sex lives, surely one of you has some great tips?
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Old Apr 05 2012, 03:14 PM   #2
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Hi Neal, Rob forget to log off again?
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Old Apr 05 2012, 03:16 PM   #3
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Old Apr 05 2012, 03:27 PM   #4
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No Whippy, it's me, Robby. There are so many attractive sexually active homosexual males on this forum I thought - where better to ask?
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Old Apr 05 2012, 03:32 PM   #5
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Oh yes, this is exactly what I think.

The solution is more cock. Works every time for me.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 03:58 PM   #6
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Old Apr 05 2012, 04:11 PM   #7
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There's soooo many homosexuals here with active sex lives, surely one of you has some great tips?
Lol, that's cute.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 04:35 PM   #8
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Old Apr 05 2012, 04:46 PM   #9
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Old Apr 05 2012, 05:01 PM   #10
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Old Apr 05 2012, 05:35 PM   #11
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Old Apr 05 2012, 05:41 PM   #12
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Maybe rub a chilli around...
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Old Apr 05 2012, 05:49 PM   #13
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Old Apr 05 2012, 05:50 PM   #14
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Don't forget the salt water.
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GUYS!! Seems I was completely wrong and you're a bunch of straight virgin gay wannabes. All of those suggestions were terrible, especially as I did the salt last. I won't be able to sit down for months now.
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Old Apr 05 2012, 11:01 PM   #17
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Old Apr 05 2012, 11:48 PM   #18
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GUYS!! Seems I was completely wrong and you're a bunch of straight virgin gay wannabes. All of those suggestions were terrible, especially as I did the salt last. I won't be able to sit down for months now.
Oh I thought you asked for the best way to develop pink sock. Sorry. =[
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Old Apr 06 2012, 11:18 AM   #19
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... I miss all the fun.
No you didn't, it still feels like a pavement on the hot summers day. Got some puss now thanks to your suggestions. It's sizzling in this British weather like water on a hot summer sidewalk.
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There's nothing else for it, you'll need an asshole transplant. I suggest Jake as a donor.
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