The leader of the Saints is now President Kickass and he/she must save the earth from hot alien chicks using fucking hadoukens and telekinesis and shit.
What's that, you're going to buy GTA5? You're a loser and need to be beat with the Penetrator. Quit being a bitch and get down to your local retailer on August 20.
Available on PC/PS3/360. No Wii U because it can't handle it.