Politics: Australian Style
Dear Australian Sex Party,
Please have a candidate running for Hasluck so I can vote for a party not comprised of
-Aged conservative white Christian capitalists (otherwise known as the Liberal Party of Australia)
-Aged conservative white Christian kind-of-socialists (the Australian Labor Party - they are not very Australian, for their spelling of "labor" lacks a "u".)
-Tree-huggers (stinky, stinky Greens)
-Christian extremists (Family First, the Christian Democratic Party, dudes like that)
I understand that wanting to vote for someone not stuck in the 1800s or with their dick in a tree or with Communion wine being delivered into their system intravenously is a big ask, but you only get out what you put in. Also, if I wanted to marry a conch shell, you would probably let me. That's kind of cool.
Keep an eye on me, I'm going to do some scheming. Here I go--
[20th January 09:05:11] Aurelia I don't speak diva. I speak human being.