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Old Jan 31 2013, 01:45 AM   #1
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Default Health Warning: vaginas are poisonous

http://www.salon.com/2013/01/30/death_by_cunnilingus/

It needed a thread. Discuss.

I wanted to warn our heterosexual male members about this danger. All four of them.
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Old Jan 31 2013, 01:49 AM   #2
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This is actually kind of genius if you think about it. Bizarre, but genius.
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Old Jan 31 2013, 03:38 AM   #3
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I was about to ask how the poison didn't do anything to her until I actually read the whole thing.

I simply shan't.
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Old Jan 31 2013, 03:58 AM   #4
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Has she ever heard of toxic shock syndrome.

Or common sense.

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add this to the list of reasons I stay away from the vaj.
Ain't nobody trying to rub arsenic on their pole.
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Old Jan 31 2013, 12:05 PM   #5
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I think I'll just get a bionic transplant and never have to worry about this. Or kids for that matter.
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Old Jan 31 2013, 05:18 PM   #6
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It's still worth the risk.
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Old Jan 31 2013, 08:09 PM   #7
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As a straight male (inb4 no you're not, Bailey) vaginas are fucking disgusting anyway.
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Old Jan 31 2013, 11:06 PM   #8
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^You need to get your heterosexuality looked at by a professional.

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This is actually kind of genius if you think about it. Bizarre, but genius.
"Genius" as in "hilarious"? I agree.
But if you meant the actual kind of genius, I fail to see how poisoning yourself in a botched murder attempt is genius.
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Old Jan 31 2013, 11:31 PM   #9
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As a straight male (inb4 no you're not, Bailey) vaginas are fucking disgusting anyway.
One of my mate's is like that. He's straight as they come, always trying his luck with girls, but he refuses to go down on a girl. Thinks vaginas are disgusting.

I think it's a bit weird, but to each their own.
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Old Feb 01 2013, 12:19 AM   #10
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"Genius" as in "hilarious"? I agree.
But if you meant the actual kind of genius, I fail to see how poisoning yourself in a botched murder attempt is genius.
The guy was pretty smart to save her. Now he can make some money.
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Old Feb 01 2013, 01:09 AM   #11
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^You need to get your heterosexuality looked at by a professional.
Do I? I'm curious how my heterosexuality comes under question because I don't find them to be the most flattering things ever.

Ah, well. I suppose you have two options now, at least. I'm either going to have to back off because you were "loljustjokin'" or not responding at all.

I'd also like to note I'm not offended by this statement; i'm offended by your stupidity.
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Old Feb 01 2013, 04:28 AM   #12
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But if you meant the actual kind of genius, I fail to see how poisoning yourself in a botched murder attempt is genius.
Well if she hadn't poisoned herself, and had actually succeeded in killing him, she also probably would have got away with it. They'd need to figure out how he was poisoned and no one wants to be the cop who says "Hey, maybe she put them in her vagina." It's the last place anyone would look.
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Old Feb 01 2013, 12:03 PM   #13
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One of my mate's is like that. He's straight as they come, always trying his luck with girls, but he refuses to go down on a girl. Thinks vaginas are disgusting.

I think it's a bit weird, but to each their own.
I'm lead to believe that lots of males are terrified of vaginas, or at least sticking their face in them.

Not sure why they think their face is any less vulnerable than their dick, but eh.
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Old Feb 01 2013, 01:54 PM   #14
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The guy was pretty smart to save her. Now he can make some money.
Can't argue with that.

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Do I? I'm curious how my heterosexuality comes under question because I don't find them to be the most flattering things ever.

Ah, well. I suppose you have two options now, at least. I'm either going to have to back off because you were "loljustjokin'" or not responding at all.

I'd also like to note I'm not offended by this statement; i'm offended by your stupidity.
You've put me in a hard spot here, because I really expected you to go "haha", as it was a joke, and I thought that was obvious.
But you got all defensive, so now I'm thinking self-esteem issues.

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Well if she hadn't poisoned herself, and had actually succeeded in killing him, she also probably would have got away with it. They'd need to figure out how he was poisoned and no one wants to be the cop who says "Hey, maybe she put them in her vagina." It's the last place anyone would look.
Ah, so it's genius except for the part the the plan was flawed to the core, and doomed to fail from the moment she decided to go with it.
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Old Feb 01 2013, 03:20 PM   #15
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Do men get scared when they're told that the vagina is an acidic environment?
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Old Feb 02 2013, 10:12 PM   #16
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You've put me in a hard spot here, because I really expected you to go "haha", as it was a joke, and I thought that was obvious.
But you got all defensive, so now I'm thinking self-esteem issues.
Heh heh.

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Old Feb 02 2013, 10:54 PM   #17
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Do men get scared when they're told that the vagina is an acidic environment?
Coke's an acidic environment, and I still drink that.

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Old Feb 02 2013, 11:01 PM   #18
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You've put me in a hard spot here, because I really expected you to go "haha", as it was a joke, and I thought that was obvious.
But you got all defensive, so now I'm thinking self-esteem issues.
I actually burst out laughing out loud. Well played, sir.
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