Final Fantasy XV

[Whiplash]

It's not the internet, it's Final Fantasy fans. Dare I say it, the FFVII fanboys. How many times have they been revealing a VII remake now? Six?

Originally Posted by Agent Dunham

The microwave broke earlier this evening. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY DAILY DOSE OF RADIATION NOW?

Have you tried sitting closer to your TV screen?

[Agustazz]

Tape your cellphone to your forehead and make someone call you. Radiation guaranteed.

[Death Penalty]

Your bait must have been too obvious even for them, Claire.

[CloudStrife4life]

I don't want to live on this planet any-- No. No, you know what? You leave, and take your gullible dipshit friends with you.

I'm sorry for infecting this board with my stupidity. I will leave.

[Death Penalty]

Originally Posted by CloudStrife4life

I'm sorry for infecting this board with my stupidity. I will leave.

Cut the woman some slack. Her microwave is broken. She's not herself.

[Agent Dunham]

LOATHE AS I AM to visit any Gawker site, but this was posted on Kotaku whenever, I dunno, I've already closed the tab:

Square Enix Confirms Fake-Seeming Final Fantasy XV Trailer is Indeed Fake

See, yesterday there was this trailer. A leaked trailer. And not just any leaked trailer… it was a leaked trailer for Final Fantasy XV.
"What??" you may say, knocking over your Cloud Strife action figure in excitement, "There's a new numbered Final Fantasy game coming out??"
Well, no. The footage in the video was from Final Fantasy Versus XIII, which led many to the conclusion that that long-awaited (possibly vaporous) game had been "upgraded" to Final Fantasy XV.
And yet... still, no. Kotaku reached out to ask Square Enix about the whole thing, and a representative told us flat-out, "We can confirm that the trailer is fake."
So: Not real. False. Fake as a spray-on tan. No Final Fantasy XV for us. At least for now.

And no, I'm not providing a link. I refuse to do so. As David Jaffe said, "Fuck Gawker, man."