Prince Philip

[Whiplash]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...s-2290148.html


God bless his offensive heart.

[.A²]

78. "It looks like a tart's bedroom." On seeing plans for the Duke and then Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park.

Well, he wasn't wrong.

[Aurelia]

God bless the Commonwealth.

[Agent Dunham]

Unfortunately, we're spending our money on pissy hippy green technologies instead of on keeping Philly alive for another 90 years.

The world is so wrong.

[Aurelia]

The injustice of it all.

[Agustazz]

What a nice man!

[Dora]

This would be why I'm indifferent about abolishing the monarchy.

Where would we be without gems like these?

[Aurelia]

You'll soon be without these gems when Philip kicks the bucket.

[Dora]

I'm sure Prince Harry will carry on the tradition somehow.

I predict he'll show up at some party dressed up as Gaddafi or Assad next.

[Jake]

53. "People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans."

Comedic gold. You can't write this shit.

Originally Posted by Tofu-Fa

I'm sure Prince Harry will carry on the tradition somehow.

I predict he'll show up at some party dressed up as Gaddafi or Assad next.

Indeed. They're really their own sitcom. They need to be kept for pure comedic value.

[Whiplash]

All in favour of dumping the Queen and making Prince Philip into KING PHILIP? Won't actually affect the succession, just piss off the Queen's side of the family and guarantee KING PHILIPNESS.

[Agent Dunham]

I approve of this plan. Phillip, King of Trolls.