Politics: Australian Style

[Agent Dunham]

Dear Australian Sex Party,

Please have a candidate running for Hasluck so I can vote for a party not comprised of

-Aged conservative white Christian capitalists (otherwise known as the Liberal Party of Australia)
-Aged conservative white Christian kind-of-socialists (the Australian Labor Party - they are not very Australian, for their spelling of "labor" lacks a "u".)
-Tree-huggers (stinky, stinky Greens)
-Christian extremists (Family First, the Christian Democratic Party, dudes like that)

I understand that wanting to vote for someone not stuck in the 1800s or with their dick in a tree or with Communion wine being delivered into their system intravenously is a big ask, but you only get out what you put in. Also, if I wanted to marry a conch shell, you would probably let me. That's kind of cool.

Love, Shannon

[Whiplash]

I vote for the Adder Party.

[jfunk13]

Originally Posted by Shanana

Love, Shannon

That's the part that made me laugh

[Agustazz]

Also, if I wanted to marry a conch shell, you would probably let me. That's kind of cool.

Love, Shannon

Nice sig btw!

[fiona patten]

We are running in the senate in all states and will try and run candidates in some lower house seats. Not sure about Hasluck but you can vote for us in the Senate.

We are launching our WA candidates in a couple of weeks.

And we promise no treeing hugging, no altar boy love and definitely no grey suited conservative lawyer types. We are presenting anew face for politics which I hope is a lot more attractive and representative.

mmmm marrying a conch shell- well if it pisses off the christian lobby well I'm all for it!

[Saabon]

Oh, the joy of democracy.