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Old Nov 03 2009, 07:41 AM   #1
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Hundreds of people have attended a wedding in central Somalia between a man who says he is 112 years old, and his teenage wife.

Ahmed Muhamed Dore - who already has 13 children by five wives - said he would like to have more with his new wife, Safia Abdulleh, who is 17 years old.

"Today God helped me realise my dream," Mr Dore said, after the wedding in the region of Galguduud.

The bride's family said she was "happy with her new husband".

Mr Dore said he and his bride - who is young enough to be his great-great-grand-daughter - were from the same village in Somalia and that he had waited for her to grow up to propose.

"I didn't force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love; and then we agreed to marry," the groom said.


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Old Nov 03 2009, 07:56 AM   #2
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Oh yeah. She looks happy alright. Or should I say... HE. SAKI THIS IS YOU ISN'T IT!?
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Old Nov 03 2009, 08:14 AM   #3
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I'm sorry, but she looks way older than 17. And he doesn't look 112, either.

And, uh, "Used my experience"..?
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Old Nov 03 2009, 08:20 AM   #4
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That's just so wrong, and also I agree with Scarlett.
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Old Nov 03 2009, 08:30 AM   #5
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Ehh, yeah.. I'm a surprised. Ofcourse, anything goes since Age isn't nothing, but a number (Aaliyah)..
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Old Nov 03 2009, 09:10 AM   #6
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Euw. reminds me of my father and my evil stepmother. my dad's almost 70 and my stepmotherfucker just turned 30......and they seldom get along because that wretched woman is immature as hell.
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Old Nov 03 2009, 11:20 AM   #7
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Old Nov 03 2009, 02:42 PM   #8
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I will never be able to force the image of "using my experience" from my mind.
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Old Nov 03 2009, 03:09 PM   #9
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Old Nov 03 2009, 03:42 PM   #10
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Old Nov 03 2009, 04:28 PM   #11
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he had waited for her to grow up to propose.
Well that was nice of him.
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Old Nov 03 2009, 05:30 PM   #12
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^ Really nice.

He just didn't want to be called pedophile.

But I guess that doesn't count for nothing as grandaddys have sex with the granddaughters.
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Old Nov 03 2009, 05:32 PM   #13
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^^great, great granddaughters, in this case.
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Old Nov 03 2009, 06:20 PM   #14
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At least he waited until she had 17, how nice of him
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Old Nov 03 2009, 06:24 PM   #15
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WHA- SAKI! You didn't tell us you were 112 years old!
And you didn't even invite us to the wedding. We're insulted.

If they ever get divorced, this would make an amazing Divorce Court episode.
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Old Nov 03 2009, 06:46 PM   #16
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If they ever get divorced, this would make an amazing Divorce Court episode.
Such as this case:

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/975575.html
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i guess this is a pedo
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Old Nov 03 2009, 08:03 PM   #18
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LOOL source or my virginity will remain untouched..
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The source is at the bottom.
Ah'll be takin' yer virgintitay nao
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Old Nov 04 2009, 03:40 AM   #20
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Just what we need! More autistic and bipolar people!!
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