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 18:29:59
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Kagari is more pro and connected. It's like telling a one-legged horse to compete against Black Caviar.
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18:29:28
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Where's your drive, Shannon? Your ambition? YOUR COMPETITIVE SOUL?
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18:28:42
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I don't think that comes off as passive-aggressive at all.
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18:28:40
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18:28:35
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18:28:32
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Well it's more than reasonable given the circumstances they're aware of, so just tell them you'll label your stuff from now on to eliminate confusion.
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18:27:35
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I'm sure the guys won't really mind, they'd probably just think I'm being a little weird.
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18:27:03
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Shannon, I am distressed by how much more popular novacrystallis is compared to us.
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18:25:44
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It's not passive-aggressive if you tell them you're going to do it.
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18:22:20
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I probably should label all the things that aren't obviously mine now, though that itself seems a bit passive-agressive... 
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18:22:01
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18:20:09
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If it's obvious, I'll just throw it in the bin.
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18:19:42
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I just get a marker and write "quarantine" on it if I suspect it's gone off and it's not mine.
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18:17:32
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I'm not familiar with food disposal etiquette in that kind of environment.
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18:16:20
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I'm a bit sceptical since I only bought them on Monday, but eh.
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18:15:17
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They said they thought it was stuff that they'd left in the fridge over Easter break.
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18:13:48
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Goddamn, I really wanted to.
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18:10:18
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Seems like a passive-aggressive way to say they want you and your cranberry shit out.
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18:07:22
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17:15:05
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Neither of them were past their expiration date and there's only been one other person in this house since I last opened the fridge this morning.
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17:06:36
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I notice that my cartons of cranberry juice and milk are in the bin. With the liquid still inside them... 
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17:05:57
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So, I'm getting a drink out of the fridge, nothing's there.
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16:40:37
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Hopefully that stats will favour me today.
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16:33:01
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Alright, time to actually do work. Back to the library I go.
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15:30:24
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15:25:53
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15:10:43
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Oh Japan, you so completely oblivious.
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15:10:29
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15:06:41
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What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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15:03:24
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15:03:17
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15:02:58
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Speaking of Tumblr, I saw a picture set of a cockroach giving birth. First I wanted to puke, then I wanted to bomb Tumblr HQ.
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14:56:06
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14:54:04
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No, "get a rise" is appropriately subtle.
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14:51:05
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Should have said, "stir my loins"
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14:49:18
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14:48:00
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I think it's literally one person reblogging all the tits, everyone else is like regular tumblr.
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14:46:51
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That's when the porn blogs post the most. And everyone else I follow doesn't post as much.
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14:46:27
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14:42:58
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14:41:30
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I am pretty desensitized, though. I pay them no mind unless I'm in the mood tbh.
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14:39:50
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That's no excuse. My dash is barraged with dicks, and they still manage to get a rise out of me.
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14:38:47
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I blame tumblr, I'm so used to seeing random boobs on my dashboard, I just scroll past them all.
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14:35:57
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My entire life has been a lie.
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14:35:32
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Wow, Dora, I think you might be straight.
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14:35:24
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"OMG DORA, WHAT KIND OF LESBIAN ARE YOU? DON'T YOU SEE THAT RACK IN FRONT OF YOU?!"
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14:34:59
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It's not the first time, a friend showed me a picture of a kitten between a pair and I just saw the kitten and went into squee mode.
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14:34:01
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At first I actually didn't notice the boobs...
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14:33:54
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14:31:54
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14:30:01
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14:29:29
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But yes. Mind = blown. Hail Queen Shan!
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14:28:41
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I'm being yelled at over Facebook, so I got a bit distracted.
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14:28:15
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Sorry, what?
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14:26:46
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That silence must mean that I've just blown all your minds.
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14:20:07
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You can't deny it. The Freemasons managed to stop his aging. He didn't die in 1945, he was just undergoing the procedure and then went into hiding.
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14:18:53
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14:18:05
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By the way, FDR is still alive.
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14:16:16
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That's right, the real one.
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14:15:59
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Except for that one time where it was the fallout shelter that the real Eisenhower died in.
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14:15:47
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Suddenly, Dr. Who is real..
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14:14:33
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If you pay attention to where it's supposed to be, it's always where the mole people are.
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14:14:10
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It's a distraction cooked up by the lizard people
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14:12:13
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The treasure's a lie, man
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14:09:36
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You forgot about the treasure the Founders buried in your breakdown, Shannon.
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14:07:54
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All them 99p prices. All the pennies.
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14:07:00
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14:05:14
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It'll be just like The Truth in Assassin's Creed. It'll be great.
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14:04:58
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And now they're going to come for me, so perpetuate this info.
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14:04:49
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14:01:44
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Also, Princess Diana was killed my MI5.
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14:01:21
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The map leads to evidence, COLD HARD FACTS, that the revolution was deliberately set into motion by the British because they hated you.
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14:01:10
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Thankfully, I lack any immediate conspiracy nut family members.
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14:00:48
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Buried at the grassy knoll is a list of Illuminati members and a map of Boston.
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14:00:44
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Almost forgot it's 4/20 today
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14:00:27
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14:00:19
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14:00:00
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Next to Walt Disney is a safe with a bunch of documents showing precisely what was going on with the grassy knoll.
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13:59:21
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And yeah, she thinks 9/11 was inside.
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13:59:07
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13:58:46
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I wonder if his mom thinks the moon landing was faked. I wouldn't really blame her if she did. Mainly because the UK's just jelly.
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13:57:19
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Then you go and talk to Elvis and he'll tell you where Walt Disney's frozen body is stored
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13:57:13
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13:56:45
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Then you copy and paste that into Babelfish and translate it to Russian and it reveals the address where Elvis is hiding
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13:56:12
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If you open Microsoft Word and switch to Windings, set your system clock to the exact date and time the "moon landing" occurred, then you type "Obama is a Muslim" and it comes out looking like a plane crashing into the Twin Towers
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13:55:34
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Does the US only invading Iraq for oil count as a conspiracy theory?
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