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 04:53:11
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Then, because cats always want attention at the worst time, they'll push the door open and slink between your legs.
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04:52:43
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... Well personally, the toilet door in this house doesn't close properly unless you lock it and if no one else is home, sometimes I don't bother.
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04:49:36
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....Why is it possible for him to walk in?
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04:06:35
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dog walked in on me pissing. He just walked out like a person would. 
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04:05:14
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That does bother me, though. Same deal with pets watching or seeing you naked.
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04:04:53
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04:04:28
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My mum just stared at her and I was standing there going "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT"
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04:03:42
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Grandma's getting an eye full every night!
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04:03:13
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That they DO things innnnnn
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04:03:01
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04:02:54
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That she shares with her boyfriendddddd
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04:02:42
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04:02:33
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She revealed that she was displaying a photo of our dead grandmother.
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04:02:13
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My sister came over for a bit.
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04:02:05
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Oh, I just remembered something from the other night.
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04:01:19
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04:01:03
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Damn. Missed that one big time.
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04:00:35
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She looks slightly Italian and is pretty friendly
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03:59:52
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No they don't. It makes killing them and getting your money back afterward easier because it makes them less human.
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03:58:56
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I picture her as a strong black woman who don't need no man.
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03:58:49
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Hey, hookers need names too.
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03:56:46
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There's a girl at Lowes named Daniva. I've never heard that before.
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03:53:56
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Sounds like a hooker name
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03:53:31
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But then, I spent a large part of my younger years referring to my friend as such. As a nickname, of course, but I'm used to it.
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03:53:00
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03:52:13
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it'd be fucked up if someone named their daughter Candy
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03:51:45
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Alejandrooooooooo, Fernandooooooooooo, Rubber Toeeeeeeeeeeee.
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03:50:47
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03:49:04
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I would have difficulty not giving my son a Spanish name.
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03:48:55
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He'll just be nicknamed Seph and no one will care.
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03:47:49
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03:47:43
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Then again, I don't know either.
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03:47:34
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I find it hard to believe someone who idolizes Sephiroth to that extent would even know what a vagina looks like. Let alone how to fuck one.
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03:47:18
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03:47:05
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03:46:43
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Or Noctis... 
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03:44:47
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I'm sure someone named their kid Sephiroth
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03:44:00
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03:43:45
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But in that case, it's not so much being an embarrassing name, it's more about the whole "you traded your child's name for video games, you dumb fuck"
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03:42:48
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It'll be normal to name kids strange things in a couple decades.
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03:41:56
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03:41:09
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03:40:02
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03:38:53
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That's how you end up with children called Apple and L'titiawquanda.
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03:38:05
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And yes, American naming freedom.
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03:36:42
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03:34:13
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Damn, I should have included that. Didn't even think to.
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03:33:39
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03:33:08
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In America you can name your kid whatever you want. Ain't none of this nannystate crap. The only home of freedom left. baldeagle.jpg
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03:33:03
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03:31:01
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How much would you have to hate your child to call them 'Anal'?
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03:30:18
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"Justice so and so of the Supreme Court"
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03:29:54
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03:29:04
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On the other hand, what's the issue with "Justice"?
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03:26:21
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03:26:16
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The list of 77 names reveals one child was set to be called "Anal"
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03:24:00
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03:16:29
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And South Park showed them they were right
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03:16:21
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You know there are people out there who thought Pokemon was a sort of cult
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03:15:00
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03:08:22
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03:04:44
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02:54:38
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Cold leftovers.
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02:53:14
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02:52:13
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I'm concerned that it's almost 11. I fully expect it to go out over the period designated "lunch" because fuck everyone and their food.
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02:49:12
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Of course, they've given a very helpful "between 0800 and 1700" time frame.
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02:48:44
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They're going to shut off the power for "a maximum of 2 hours"
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02:47:58
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So the power company is doing maintenance today.
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02:47:08
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02:44:52
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02:44:05
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I think I just lost 40 minutes of my life. I have no idea where they went, just that they're now gone.
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02:40:45
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Michael, have you seen the Q.U.E.E.N. video? IT SLAYS VIDEOGRAPHIES.
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02:40:37
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02:39:42
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Right now mine looks like a complete mess.
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02:38:03
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You do it because you're a raging homosexual as well.
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02:31:13
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I think I'm gonna be paid next week. I want to spend my first salary already. ;;
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02:30:47
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02:17:41
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Because I look like a fat kid with short hair.
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02:17:32
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Mine's mega curly, I still do it.
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02:14:22
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The mural I'm painting is coming along pretty nicely.
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02:13:18
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I'd have to iron it to have it like yours, it's a bit curly.
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02:12:15
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02:08:34
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I want you to have my hair because you look better with longer hair.
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02:05:44
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02:05:43
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Yours and Dora's hair. ;;
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02:05:34
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02:02:47
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You look adorable Mike onii-chan
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01:59:25
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01:47:15
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No one ever commented on my selfie.
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01:23:20
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And it turns out Come & Get It is a rejected Rihanna track for Talk That Talk. I FUCKING KNEW IT. THE NANANANAS GAVE IT AWAY.
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01:18:01
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She needs the promo.
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01:16:16
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She got back with him just yesterday
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01:14:26
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Man, and I'm still relishing her joke about him on Letterman.
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01:14:03
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01:11:46
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01:11:39
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I am done getting back with Justin
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