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 04:14:57
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04:14:46
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And some back up Mr. Clean!
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04:14:26
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04:14:21
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Don't forget your pine sol, Em!
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04:14:18
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04:14:17
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I'm selling my 3DS to a friend.
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04:14:06
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04:14:02
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I can't handle this. I'm going to bed.
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04:13:39
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That earring doesn't mean he's a pirate
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04:13:08
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04:13:07
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Mr. Po Po is awesome in Abridged.
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04:13:05
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Mr. Clean giving you a knowing look as you pour some out. He knows what you're going to do with it.
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04:13:03
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Somebody buy me a 3DS. I'll pay you in sugar cookies in the shape of bacon.
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04:11:42
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If pine sol is unavailable, feel free to substitute Mr Clean
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04:11:36
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Hell, I can't even use certain soap. I'd hate to see what pine sol would do.
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04:11:29
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04:10:06
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Was gonna say. Nothing like some pine sol in the orifices to get things going.
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04:09:41
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04:09:05
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Use pine sol so it fucking burns and smells nice?
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04:08:56
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It's mahogany, it's already going to smell nice
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04:08:55
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04:08:43
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The problems those ancient women had
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04:08:36
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Use pine sol so that it smells nice
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04:07:37
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Would you need to apply wax beforehand?
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04:06:53
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04:06:42
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04:06:14
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They're elegant splinters.
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04:06:10
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04:05:59
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Also, mahogany dildo. Enjoy the splinters.
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04:03:38
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04:03:22
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04:03:21
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The dildo in the shape of a wolf's penis... why.png
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04:03:19
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"A dildo in the shape of a wolf's penis."
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04:03:13
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Well they were only like 5' tall weren't they?
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04:03:03
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04:02:42
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04:02:41
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30 000 years women have been disappointed by men and their penises for
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04:02:26
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04:02:21
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Will you stone me up, buddy?
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04:02:13
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04:02:10
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Faith in humanity restored?
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04:02:00
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04:01:41
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"The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago"
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04:01:33
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04:01:14
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The shit you end up doing on the internet.........
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04:00:52
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I like how the woman getting rimmed looks like she's pounding her fist on the floor.
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04:00:46
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I did read it somewhere when I looked up the etymology of the word 'dildo'
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04:00:25
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04:00:20
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Now I can't play Last of Us because my brother is home.
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04:00:18
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03:59:57
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Were Roman dildos made of stone?
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03:59:50
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"The failure or refusal to give or accept a kiss is commonly taken as an indicator of desire to avoid an emotional attachment, and to dispel such an implication may require an explanation, such as the person having a contagious disease such as a cold."
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03:59:48
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03:59:24
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03:59:22
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Did you know that the Romans thought it was impossible by definition for women to have sex with each other without the use of dildos?
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03:59:22
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03:59:00
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03:58:56
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Ain't nothing like a 120mph sea breeze.
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03:58:55
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03:58:38
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03:58:32
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03:58:20
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Claire, what are you reading?
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03:58:17
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She drove by me. And she looked at me. SENPAI NOTICED ME
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03:58:10
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS HOW THEY ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS
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03:58:01
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03:57:51
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REALLY WIKIPEDIA, YOU DON'T SAY
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03:57:44
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"performing acts of physical intimacy, such as the touching of a partner's erogenous zones by the use of the tongue or rest of the mouth, or hands, may be regarded as indicators of the partner's desire for sexual activity"
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03:57:32
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Alex did you hear that I saw her yesterday
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03:57:22
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If by sea breeze, you mean goddamn hurricanes, yeah.
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03:57:15
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Okay, so reading the summary of D-Yikes! lead me to the wiki article on scissoring, which included some interesting bits on Roman history, but that lead me to the article 'Lesbian sexual practices' which is hilarious
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03:56:56
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Gettin' that sea breeze, Bailey? I'm jelly.
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03:56:53
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but dead people don't count I guess
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03:56:50
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Can we keep it cute on my western Pop fave
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03:56:35
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03:56:02
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I just live on the coast.
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03:55:58
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It's not that far fetched. 
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03:55:56
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03:55:52
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Well, somewhere further in-state, I'm assuming.
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03:55:29
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Virginia has mountains? I need a new geography lesson.
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03:55:28
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We have the Penguins. Yay?
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03:55:17
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And bubblers, grinders, and SODA.
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03:55:09
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03:54:51
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03:54:34
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I frequently wear long sleeve shirts in the summer. I just roll them bitches up.
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03:54:25
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I've never seen 'em though.
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03:54:20
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Virginia has mountains, apparently...
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03:53:55
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I wear jeans all the time and I live in Australia
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03:53:48
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Virginia has ham. That's it. That's the state.
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03:53:45
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03:53:36
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03:53:30
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Actually I started all of you
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03:53:24
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You are our mere byproduct.
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03:53:13
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03:53:08
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03:53:05
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I don't know of anything consistent about the place.
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03:52:55
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We produce astronauts, actors, and presidents. Bye.
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03:52:43
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03:52:37
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Pennsylvania is just strange.
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