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04:04:57 Death Penalty
They look like this and I just want to cuddle it.
04:04:26 Death Penalty
You led me to a BBC documentary with a golden mole in it.
04:04:16 Death Penalty
Thank you Jake.
04:03:54 Jake
Bees also pollinate and make honey. They're also not inherently aggressive. Not counting Africanized honey bees that is.
03:57:36 Whiplash
Wasps are bees with an arsenal upgrade and a killer instinct
03:56:04 Whiplash
To put it in Arkham City terms: Bees are nameless Two Face grunts, wasps are Tyger commandos
03:54:49 Whiplash
It'd take a while though
03:54:44 Whiplash
As long as you don't specify a working camera, it could be arranged
03:54:27 Jake
Wasps were put on this earth to fuck shit up. That's really all they were put here to do.
03:54:02 Daniel
I wish we could get a camera near a black hole
03:51:36 Jake
Oooh, haven't read this yet. I love Cracked science articles. Especially about insects.
03:50:51 Whiplash
Like 3 of the 5 are about wasps
03:50:25 Whiplash
I assume we've all read the Cracked article on Bugs Hacking Nature
03:49:51 Whiplash
Suggestive snake
03:48:45 Whiplash
Nick Baker. Naturalist. Handsome man.
03:48:20 Jake
I just thought they'd rip their way out and then that would be the end of Mr. Caterpillar.
03:47:11 Jake
I wasn't expecting the plot twist at the end, though. The caterpillar actually shelters and protects the wasp larvae until it starves to death.
03:46:16 Whiplash
I only wish he wasn't so interested in spiders
03:45:15 Whiplash
Very small cameras
03:44:54 Whiplash
Nick Baker's Weird Creatures was good for three reasons: 1. Nick Baker, 2. the weird creatures and 3. you got a good idea of how nature films are made because 75% of the program is them struggling to find the creature they're looking for
03:44:19 Lymle
I mean like, filming what's happening IN the caterpillar
03:43:28 Whiplash
Hang around in forests a lot
03:43:22 Whiplash
Set it up in a studio
03:43:12 Whiplash
Find a nest, set up a motion activated camera
03:43:01 Lymle
Poor caterpillar omg
03:41:14 Daniel
03:41:10 Lymle
I just wonder how they manage to film that stuff
03:39:39 Jake
Another good one.
03:39:31 Jake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG-LWyNcAs
03:38:47 Death Penalty
Such diverse specialization. You don't see that sort of thing with as much prevalence in mammals.
03:36:18 Daniel
I hate bugs. They scare me.
03:35:54 Lymle
I love these documentaries
03:35:20 Death Penalty
That's fascinating.
03:35:16 Death Penalty
Damn.
03:30:12 Jake
Man, fuck wasps.
03:14:08 Whiplash
I don't need no instructions, I can work it out myself!
03:10:05 Jake
Claire is for not reading game rules.
03:09:02 Daniel
Who's a mess about what Lymle?
03:08:47 Whiplash
I consider this penance
03:07:00 Whiplash
I appreciate you trying
03:06:09 Whiplash
Sorry Jake, I swear it said "play with friends"
02:56:20 Lymle
Y'all is a mess
02:52:05 Jake
Fuck it, I'm playing at least one game now.
02:48:59 Jake
CLAIRE, YOU MADE ME MAKE AN ACCOUNT FOR NOTHING.
02:48:45 Jake
Unlike traditional Trivial Pursuit, the game is played by a single player.
02:43:43 Whiplash
I swear, it's as bad as Adobe
02:43:37 Whiplash
Ugh, I have to update Java
02:41:30 Whiplash
On the other hand, I couldn't have Kievic so they suggested machoKievic. WHAT DO THEY THINK OF ME?
02:41:03 Jake
sofetch89
02:40:54 Jake
Welp, I went with a Mean Girls reference coupled with my birth year instead. Figured it was adequately gay.
02:38:13 Whiplash
They know you, man
02:38:02 Jake
EA's spying on me. They know where I live.
02:37:52 Jake
One of the suggestions: ruralBatjake470
02:37:34 Jake
Batjake is taken.
02:35:24 Whiplash
When I get to heaven there will be some averted eyes
02:35:15 Whiplash
Make no mistake, I'm hating myself for even thinking of playing the dead uncle card
02:34:57 Whiplash
Catholic ability to guilt others is often overlooked due to their ability to guilt themselves
02:33:41 Jake
Also, pretty sure you're Jewish not Catholic. The guilt tripping. You'll make a fine mother one day.
02:33:38 Whiplash
I'm Batclaire, just be Batjake
02:32:54 Jake
I'm trying to make my screen name rainbowbrite. But every variation I've tried is also taken.
02:25:44 Whiplash
Don't make me play the dead uncle card, Jake
02:25:17 Jake
Spoiler alert, I didn't make an account. MAKE SHANNON MAKE ONE WHENEVER SHE WAKES UP.
02:20:49 Whiplash
Screen name
02:20:40 Whiplash
I hope so
02:20:26 Whiplash
Pet hates: Volume being on the left and Channel being on the right of remotes
02:20:25 Jake
Also, is the Loch Ness Monster really that obsessed with getting tree fiddy?
02:19:34 Whiplash
We've got agents following him, waiting for him to discard his sunglasses so we can test that
02:18:49 Jake
But is Bono literally a piece of shit? His DNA needs to be tested.
02:18:17 Whiplash
Still checking whether Earth is just an alien reality TV show though
02:17:34 Whiplash
Oh, and Mormons
02:17:15 Whiplash
Other things you should know are real: Scientologists, Paris Hilton, Bono
02:16:22 Whiplash
Screen name plz
02:16:01 Whiplash
You thought they made it up?
02:15:32 Jake
You know, ever since the South Park episode I wondered if NAMBLA was a real organization. I've just confirmed it is. W H Y?
02:11:36 Whiplash
"Are you now or have you ever been a member of one or more of the following organisations: the Catholic Church, the Boy Scouts, the Justin Bieber fan club, NAMBLA, or reddit?"
02:10:30 Whiplash
Yep
02:10:20 Jake
That is the age of consent in NSW, right?
02:10:09 Jake
"I swear he said he was 16."
02:08:51 Whiplash
Or being questioned by police at uni
02:08:44 Whiplash
He's either at uni or being questioned by police
02:08:36 Whiplash
Strange that he isn't online
02:07:56 Lymle
And underage boys tbh
02:07:36 Whiplash
Important distinction to make
02:06:47 Whiplash
*girls
02:06:44 Whiplash
And Japanese women
02:06:28 Jake
Pffft, Mike's creepier than I am. I'm not the one who likes plants and doorknobs.
02:06:21 Whiplash
Yeah, I raised an eyebrow at EA too
02:05:22 Jake
Boo, hiss.
02:05:22 Whiplash
No verification required so just use your junk email account
02:05:18 Jake
© 2013 Electronic Arts Inc. Trademarks belong to their respective owners. All rights reserved.
02:04:57 Whiplash
You might win
02:04:55 Whiplash
C'moooooon, it'll be fun
02:04:42 Whiplash
Sign up and I'll play with you, you're creepy enough
02:01:41 Jake
Maybe you can play Trivial Pursuit and get matched up with a creeper again like that one time in Scrabble.
01:59:09 Whiplash
Just avoid abortion as a topic all together in life, is my tip for not pissing people off
01:58:33 Jake
Also, avoid any topic with abortion in it until you're a full member just to be safe.
01:56:47 Whiplash
And one handy Google search later
01:56:16 Whiplash
I'd love to play you guys in Trivial Pursuit
01:55:52 Jake
I'd avoid the gaming side until you become a member. The ban hammer is strong on that side. And if you get banned as a junior, well, you don't come back.
01:50:53 Oracle
I wish they'd authorize my neoGAF account : (

 




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