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17:18:36 Jake
The parents should be charged honestly.
17:17:59 Jake
I hate people.
16:56:00 Daniel
Gun's for kids? Yep. Sounds like America.
15:03:36 Agent Dunham
Guns for children? Come the fuck on, America.
07:34:57 Dora
Yeah, I just settle for running my hands through it if it's particularly messy.
07:33:24 Daniel
I never use a brush. I just scrub the damn thing with a towel and I'm done.
07:32:16 Dora
I had my own brush back home... but that might have been because I was always locked away in my batcave.
07:31:31 Dora
Doesn't she have her own brush?
07:28:51 Daniel
Kill em all Clair. Kill em all.
07:19:33 Whiplash
It's not that fucking hard, she has to walk past my room to leave the house anyway!
07:19:12 Whiplash
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ASK HER TO RETURN MY HAIRBRUSH AFTER SHE BORROWS IT?
07:18:58 Whiplash
Oh my fucking god she's done it again
07:14:46 Whiplash
Well that doesn't look like a comfortable seat
07:10:58 Daniel
http://shilin.deviantart.com/art/Bla...rtal-180102538 she looks grumpy
06:16:09 Agent Dunham
Hitman: Absolution for free on PS+? "Oh God, please please PLEEEEASE play our game."
05:31:16 Daniel
thin*
05:31:02 Daniel
When I wearing thing track pants Grim was on my lap and her claws shot out when she jumped to leave. She made me bleed in one of the last places you want to bleed.....
05:22:02 Whiplash
Given how he usually is so curious, I'm lucky he didn't try and check out what I was doing while he was there
05:19:41 Whiplash
Napoleon followed me into the toilet once
05:10:11 Daniel
No one was in the house. I didn't feel like shutting the door.
04:53:11 Agent Dunham
Then, because cats always want attention at the worst time, they'll push the door open and slink between your legs.
04:52:43 Agent Dunham
... Well personally, the toilet door in this house doesn't close properly unless you lock it and if no one else is home, sometimes I don't bother.
04:49:36 Mike
....Why is it possible for him to walk in?
04:06:35 Daniel
dog walked in on me pissing. He just walked out like a person would.
04:05:14 Jake
That does bother me, though. Same deal with pets watching or seeing you naked.
04:04:53 Daniel
That is quite creepy.
04:04:28 Agent Dunham
My mum just stared at her and I was standing there going "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT"
04:03:42 Jake
Grandma's getting an eye full every night!
04:03:13 Agent Dunham
That they DO things innnnnn
04:03:01 Agent Dunham
With the bedddddd
04:02:54 Agent Dunham
That she shares with her boyfriendddddd
04:02:42 Agent Dunham
In the bedroom.
04:02:33 Agent Dunham
She revealed that she was displaying a photo of our dead grandmother.
04:02:13 Agent Dunham
My sister came over for a bit.
04:02:05 Agent Dunham
Oh, I just remembered something from the other night.
04:01:19 Agent Dunham
Damn Jake, get with it.
04:01:03 Jake
Damn. Missed that one big time.
04:00:35 Daniel
She looks slightly Italian and is pretty friendly
03:59:52 Jake
No they don't. It makes killing them and getting your money back afterward easier because it makes them less human.
03:58:56 Jake
I picture her as a strong black woman who don't need no man.
03:58:49 Agent Dunham
Hey, hookers need names too.
03:56:46 Daniel
There's a girl at Lowes named Daniva. I've never heard that before.
03:53:56 Daniel
Sounds like a hooker name
03:53:31 Agent Dunham
But then, I spent a large part of my younger years referring to my friend as such. As a nickname, of course, but I'm used to it.
03:53:00 Agent Dunham
Eh, wouldn't bother me.
03:52:13 Daniel
it'd be fucked up if someone named their daughter Candy
03:51:45 Jake
Alejandrooooooooo, Fernandooooooooooo, Rubber Toeeeeeeeeeeee.
03:50:47 Agent Dunham
Like.... Armanndooooooo
03:49:04 Agent Dunham
I would have difficulty not giving my son a Spanish name.
03:48:55 Daniel
He'll just be nicknamed Seph and no one will care.
03:47:49 Jake
/subtle gay joke
03:47:43 Jake
Then again, I don't know either.
03:47:34 Jake
I find it hard to believe someone who idolizes Sephiroth to that extent would even know what a vagina looks like. Let alone how to fuck one.
03:47:18 Daniel
Or Kefka
03:47:05 Daniel
http://www.destructoid.com/when-bein...e-108192.phtml
03:46:43 Agustazz
Or Noctis...
03:44:47 Daniel
I'm sure someone named their kid Sephiroth
03:44:00 Jake
Poor little Dovahkiin.
03:43:45 Agent Dunham
But in that case, it's not so much being an embarrassing name, it's more about the whole "you traded your child's name for video games, you dumb fuck"
03:42:48 Daniel
It'll be normal to name kids strange things in a couple decades.
03:41:56 Agent Dunham
I really rather would.
03:41:09 Jake
Don't forget this.
03:40:02 Daniel
Ebkenezer
03:38:53 Agent Dunham
That's how you end up with children called Apple and L'titiawquanda.
03:38:05 Agent Dunham
And yes, American naming freedom.
03:36:42 Agent Dunham
Ah
03:34:13 Jake
Damn, I should have included that. Didn't even think to.
03:33:39 Daniel
freedom with an asterisk
03:33:08 Jake
In America you can name your kid whatever you want. Ain't none of this nannystate crap. The only home of freedom left. baldeagle.jpg
03:33:03 Daniel
Name your son Pot
03:31:01 Whiplash
How much would you have to hate your child to call them 'Anal'?
03:30:18 Whiplash
"Justice so and so of the Supreme Court"
03:29:54 Whiplash
It's a title
03:29:04 Agent Dunham
On the other hand, what's the issue with "Justice"?
03:26:21 Jake
Man, I laughed. Hard.
03:26:16 Jake
The list of 77 names reveals one child was set to be called "Anal"
03:24:00 Whiplash
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-05-0...-names/4663570
03:16:29 Whiplash
And South Park showed them they were right
03:16:21 Whiplash
You know there are people out there who thought Pokemon was a sort of cult
03:15:00 Whiplash
Poe's Law
03:08:22 Agent Dunham
Seems old, tbh
03:04:44 Jake
This is satire, right? RIGHT?
02:54:38 Agent Dunham
Cold leftovers.
02:53:14 Jake
Salad it is.
02:52:13 Agent Dunham
I'm concerned that it's almost 11. I fully expect it to go out over the period designated "lunch" because fuck everyone and their food.
02:49:12 Agent Dunham
Of course, they've given a very helpful "between 0800 and 1700" time frame.
02:48:44 Agent Dunham
They're going to shut off the power for "a maximum of 2 hours"
02:47:58 Agent Dunham
So the power company is doing maintenance today.
02:47:08 Jake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEddixS-UoU
02:46:02 Mike
No.
02:44:52 Agustazz
Same happened to me.
02:44:22 Agustazz
v
02:44:05 Agent Dunham
I think I just lost 40 minutes of my life. I have no idea where they went, just that they're now gone.
02:40:45 Jake
Michael, have you seen the Q.U.E.E.N. video? IT SLAYS VIDEOGRAPHIES.
02:40:37 Mike
Grow it out again.
02:39:42 Agustazz
Right now mine looks like a complete mess.
02:39:12 Mike
Metro guys do it too.
02:38:03 Jake
You do it because you're a raging homosexual as well.
02:31:13 Agustazz
I think I'm gonna be paid next week. I want to spend my first salary already. ;;
02:30:47 Agustazz
I WANT MY SALARY

 




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