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 20:59:43
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20:58:59
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20:54:26
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20:47:04
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20:45:27
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20:35:18
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George Carlin dedicated quite a few pages of his book to why it sucks to be a woman as apposed to a man.
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20:34:20
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Eh, I don't have it too bad, I guess. I only have to experience one every 3 months.
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20:34:17
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Kamiya is the sole reason I tolerate Twitter's existence.
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20:32:04
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20:31:58
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I'm so glad I got that Y chromosome, so I never have to experience a period.
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20:28:16
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And now randomly thought of that weird Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he's pregnant
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20:26:25
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"Small Asian woman first person ever impregnated by another woman. Science baffled!"
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20:21:14
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Remembering to take all my meds is going to be a bitch though...
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20:20:31
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Actually, I was quite surprised she didn't ask me whether I could possibly be pregnant. 
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20:18:47
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"Good, I'm currently trying to conceive with my girlfriend."
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20:18:14
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20:17:56
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Dora. I implore you to do some cardio. 3 miles for a hobbit is like 5 for a human.
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20:16:20
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Though probably not by itself, since the doc specifically said that "It's not a contraceptive."
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20:15:45
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20:14:10
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Isn't that the thing in the pill?
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20:14:05
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I've got yet more allergy pills for my itches though.
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20:12:59
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Glad to hear that the tests came back negative.
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20:12:20
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And they've put me on progesterone.
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20:11:46
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But I'm going to get scans done instead.
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20:11:29
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Welp, blood tests came back normal.
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20:08:04
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I mean, it's called "ankle thickening", but whatever, they mean cankles. It goes on to talk about self-conscious women and being fat. Oh, but it may be oedema... But really, you're probably just a fat, self-conscious woman who needs to get over it.
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20:06:54
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It has an entry for cankles.
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20:05:48
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IT'S CLEARLY THE VACCINES.
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20:03:52
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Autism is just this tiny little thing that basically says "These kids don't communicate properly and we don't know why."
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20:03:19
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It's actually a pretty interesting book, just to see how things have changed in the past 30 years. For example, the SIDS entry directs you to its older name, cot death.
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19:59:20
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I'm shocked they didn't mention anything about daddy issues in that segment on homosexuality.
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19:57:30
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Unless they're secretly faggots, in which case, they need to see a specialist because common therapies do not work.
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19:57:09
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I imagine if the book was written a few years earlier, it would say that all the gay men will eventually develop AIDS because it occurs when a man ejaculates into another man's bum-bum and that heterosexuals need not worry...
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19:56:28
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19:55:31
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At the very least, it acknowledges that it can be transmitted through various sexual activities and draws the relation to sharing needles.
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19:54:35
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They're obviously in on the government conspiracy that created AIDS to keep the homosexuals down.
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19:53:27
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The best part is "We don't know what causes AIDS, but the gays tend to have it."
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19:52:27
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It's also implied that, commonly, male homosexuality only occurs because they want to have sex and don't have a woman available, saying that seduction is not usually a prelude to homosexual activity.
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19:51:10
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Man, it's like stepping into another world.
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19:50:57
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Haha, GIRLS, MIRITE GUYS?
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19:50:51
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That women get married, hate the sex and decide to go fuck women instead.
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19:50:09
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There's a rather unfortunate implication that lesbians are only in it for the sex.
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19:48:23
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I hear that silver bullets are the only things that work.
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19:47:31
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19:47:01
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It says most people are content with being gay, chemical treatments are useless, hypnotherapy or other psychiatric treatments are bogus and that if one wishes to seek a cure for the gay, they need to find gay-curing specialists.
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19:45:56
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It actually has a sub-heading for treatment.
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19:45:45
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19:40:32
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19:19:52
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Looking through an old medical book that basically serves as the A to Z of common ailments and terms. It's from 1985, so it has AIDS listed. It just tells you to go find the entry for homosexuality.
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19:07:05
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18:08:02
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Julie Benz(Rita Morgan) is from Pittsburgh. It means nothing but still.....
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18:04:34
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He could definitely get it.
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18:03:20
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Although I'm not entirely sure what makes a man attractive but whatever.
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18:03:02
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Bradley Cooper's from Phili. I'm sure you salivate over him Jake.
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17:59:17
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The US always amazes me with how settled it is.
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17:59:06
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Oh also, the Wright brothers.
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17:58:01
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17:57:21
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People in Ohio excel so they can get the fuck out of Ohio.
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17:56:44
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And some pretty good boxer's..... 
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17:56:06
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Ohio's given us world famous astronauts and actors. Pennsylvania's given us Rick Santorum.
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17:55:48
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I was born in a Pittsburgh hospital but live in Greensburg. Which is like 40 minutes away.
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17:55:14
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My mom's from Pittsburgh!
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17:54:50
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Global Warming: It's all Pittsburgh's fault
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17:53:57
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Was that a question Shannon?
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17:53:49
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Yeah, that's why the air used to be so bad. Steel mills like crazy.
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17:53:11
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TIL why Pittsburgh's NFL team is the Steelers.
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17:52:50
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*makes plans to kill Rick Santorum*
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17:52:22
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Even we couldn't produce that big of a nut.
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17:52:03
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Rick Santorum. 
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17:52:02
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Hideously bad air quality?
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17:51:17
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What's PA known for besides Phili's crime rate and Pittsburgh used to make steel?
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17:50:07
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And the most convenient thing is that it's already frozen for shipping!
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17:48:39
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I want to see Alex move to Maine
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17:48:20
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At least Maine provides us with wonderful seafood.
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17:48:20
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But the majority support repeal. It'll take the deep south another quarter century at least to reach that point.
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17:48:07
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The bill just passed like 15 mins ago
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17:48:00
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My uncle reclused in Maine during the 90's.
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17:47:38
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It's still constitutionally outlawed here.
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17:47:37
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There is literally nothing except for small towns and ski resorts
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17:47:35
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I know jack about my state but I'm pretty sure gay marriage aint legal yet.
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17:47:18
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Maine is a wintery, outdoors abyss
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17:46:49
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That's because Maine is more Canada than 'MURICA.
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17:46:41
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17:46:26
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Ohio is where it matters.
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17:46:25
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Gay marriage is legal in RI motherfuckers
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17:46:03
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Wyoming's just there to take up space.
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17:45:45
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Pffft. WE ACTUALLY HAVE AN IMPACT ON ELECTIONS.
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17:45:33
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Nobody talks about Maine.
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17:45:16
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You're just nothing. Like Wyoming.
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17:44:40
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Ohio may not be the most forward thinking state. But at least we aren't the most backwards either.
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17:44:17
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I figured maby since you were in the next state.
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17:43:46
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17:43:30
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You ever been to Pittsburgh Jake?
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17:43:19
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People who want to leave- DAMMIT.
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17:43:12
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Yep! Taylor Swift just moved here.
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17:42:57
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It's better than Kentucky.
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17:42:27
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Yes, who willingly moves to Ohio?
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17:40:31
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Aren't you from Rhode Island or something or other Em?
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