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 14:53:00
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I don't have it yet, but it can be arranged for an appropriate fee
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14:52:32
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Would you like the one where he's shirtless and tied to a hospital bed?
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14:50:03
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If he was, I'd have screencapped it for you
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14:48:45
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14:44:08
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Disappointment he wasn't in the scene where Lund just walks into the men's showers and there are cocks everywhere: incredible
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14:43:41
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I watched season 2 of The Killing and was heavily distracted by him
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14:41:16
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I was going to tell you to stop linking attractive Danes. But I forgot!
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14:39:22
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Those last two links haven't been to attractive Danish man either
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14:38:06
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14:38:01
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I need to replay Portal 2 in advanced mode at some point. Let's see if I can solve all the puzzles without looking them up.
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14:33:56
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Instead of, you know, 2001
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14:33:41
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People will say they ripped off Portal.
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14:33:12
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System Shock 3 confirmed!
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14:32:00
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Well they did already make System Shock which took place in space and was about a rogue AI trying to kill you at every turn. The spiritual predecessor of Bioshock.
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14:30:20
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A lighthouse that stretches all the way to a space station. 
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14:28:02
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God knows how they'll work the lighthouse motif into that one
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14:27:22
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14:27:17
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Next plot point: dark matter
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14:26:59
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14:25:46
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Shove enough quantum physics over it and people will just pretend it isn't there
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14:24:53
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14:23:51
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Now granted, I haven't heard ALL of the audio diaries yet, but although I think the story seems tighter than the original's was, it may just have hid its massive plot hole a bit better
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14:20:14
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14:19:45
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Yeah, it was definitely the only real horror bit in the game. Still great, though.
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14:19:21
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The Boys of Silence are scary as fuck too.
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14:19:09
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Part of Rapture's... charm was that it was a complete wreck by the time you got there
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14:18:22
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That was the only really scary part though. The rest was too... open and orderly.
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14:17:46
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Or when you unlock the gate and turn around?
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14:17:29
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14:17:15
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The fucking wheelchair rolling up with a Ben Franklin head on it.
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14:16:43
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Any areas that completely freaked you out? I have to say Old Elizabeth's asylum was definitely the most disturbing.
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14:16:21
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14:15:19
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14:13:36
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Just fanservice. Plus Elizabeth's point about many-worlds theory.
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14:13:03
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14:12:51
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Rapture's cameo in the ending took me completely by surprise. I don't think there was much significance, though. Just some fanservice.
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14:10:27
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So what next? I say ice city.
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14:09:38
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14:09:12
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No loss to me. I wouldn't have played it anyway.
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14:08:37
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I'm sure they said the delays were because of multiplayer
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14:07:59
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Sounds like suicide would be less painful
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14:07:31
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Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, O, X
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14:07:24
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In those fights I can generally not see at all what I'm doing, so that's not going to be happening
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14:07:23
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Alternatively, if it didn't unlock, you can unlock it by using the Konami code on the main menu.
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14:05:14
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Also trophy for only shooting a Handyman in the heart?  Fucking Irrational...
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14:04:42
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Maybe I didn't really unlock it, but just got the trophy via glorious glitch
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14:04:19
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I thought of that but didn't see it.
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14:03:56
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It should be a selectable difficulty in the menu after you start a new game.
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14:03:33
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"We need weapons!" "Well there are all these Shock Jockeys lying around."
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14:03:01
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And why the fuck doesn't anyone use Vigors?!
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14:02:49
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And wasn't there supposed to be multiplayer?
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14:02:38
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It says I've unlocked 1999 mode but I can't find it
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14:02:09
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Siren was a fucking nightmare too.
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14:02:01
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My brother tried replaying it on 1999 mode and gave up shortly after. He went with hard instead.
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14:01:35
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Better than shooting Splicer Fontaine.
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14:01:09
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14:01:00
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Finish it again. Wait. No trophy. Check the settings. I've been playing through the whole thing on Easy.
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14:00:34
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Replay goes wonderfully smoothly, everything thing is noticeably easier but I figure I've just got better at the game and know what strategies to try first up and so on.
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13:59:57
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I get my Tin Soldier trophy and figure for the replay I will stay on Normal until I win.
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13:59:30
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Infinite's final level is one of the best in a game in a long fucking time.
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13:59:15
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Eventually, after failing three or four times, I lower the difficulty because I just want to see the damn ending.
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13:59:09
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That honestly didn't bother me, though. The combat is that good. But the losing 6000 souls really sent me over the edge.
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13:58:37
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Speaking of punishing, that final level of Infinite
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13:56:48
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Thankfully when you die, it lets you keep all loot. It just sends you back to the beginning of the level and respawns all the enemies.
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13:54:44
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The lack of a save option in Demon's Souls kind of bugs me. But it auto-saves after nearly everything you do anyway. And I realize they left manual saves out to make the game even more punishing. Sadistic bastards.
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13:54:14
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Had to go back to the last checkpoint, explore a large shop to get a diary with the hint for the secret area, then backtrack and clear out the area again, walk for ages just to get the damn infusion that I'd already got.
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13:52:52
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Or there was that time I jumped off a skyline and into a wall. Into.
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13:52:31
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"Ugh, I have to go, when was the last checkpoint? Oh fucking hell it was ages away and I don't have time for the battle to get to the next one."
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13:52:04
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It annoyed me so much. I went so long without dying during the last part of the level. And then that happened.
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13:51:43
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Also, I loved Infinite but the lack of saves absolutely killed me
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13:51:06
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My heart bleeds for you. It's impossible to get the medal for maintaining 115km/h for 40 seconds in SSX even though I've be trying for months and it's all I need to platinum.
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13:48:43
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Oh, let me tell you all about the 6000 souls I lost in Demon's Souls last night. I died fighting the first boss. Then I went back to recover my souls. Boss blocks them from me. Kills me. 6000 souls down the fucking drain.
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13:47:23
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Who can molest a chiiiild? Ruin their entire lives? Who can end up on a sex offender registry? OH the candyman can!
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13:43:45
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I don't like how suggestive this "candy merchant" is. He may as well just be called a pedophile.
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10:12:07
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Is there going to be a buy 100 lollipop option at 4000 candies..?
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09:26:14
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07:11:35
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05:18:28
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My dad said that when he was in his twenty's he slept in a car someone left unlocked and woke up earlier enough so nobody found out.
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05:16:37
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My mom was mugged. That's about all I know of.
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05:15:07
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No, but my grandmother's been burgled AND had someone follow her home from the casino to rob her.
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05:14:47
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Turn your iPhone into a butterfly? I think they have an app for that.
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05:14:05
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Has anyone ever broken into your home?
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05:09:13
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05:08:07
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Of course, now that I've said that, it'll happen to me
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05:04:21
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Reeeeally kinda hope someone breaks into his house/business and gets away with it now
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05:01:51
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for some reason that reminds me of warped libertarians
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04:34:51
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04:06:55
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03:51:53
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They don't call it bumping uglies for no reason, y'know.
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02:52:53
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When taking out desire some vagina's are kind of cute but dongs just look like necessary tentacles.
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00:59:48
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00:48:59
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If you go back to ancient Rome, where there was pretty much a giant dong statue on every corner, people probably thought they looked great
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00:48:11
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Probably due to several centuries encouraging us not to look at them
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23:07:33
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Why are sexual organs in general so ugly?
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22:55:49
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Can't say I've really looked at a lot...
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22:09:23
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Some are fine, some are downright ugly and some are somewhere in the middle.
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22:05:02
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Let's be honest, vaginas don't look that great anyway when you take sexual desire out of the equation.
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22:03:53
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21:46:40
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If it's to please the partner than he/she should pay for it.
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