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 16:29:37
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I didn't notice the little band in the corner!
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16:28:26
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You missed Rock Band? I haven't even played it and I got that one
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16:28:10
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It'd be nice if you could make the pictures bigger
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16:28:08
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He already had the hair, Shannon
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16:27:55
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Missed Rock Band, Star Wars Battlefront even though it looked familiar, and L4D2.
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16:27:44
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Also: not accepting 'Civilisation V' because I spell it the correct way is lame
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16:27:28
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16:27:18
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16:27:15
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WHAT? That's not what the BioShock loading screen looked like
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16:27:06
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16:24:18
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Except when you win you don't actually get anything
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16:24:03
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16:23:48
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So it's really like real life gambling.
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16:23:21
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Video game gambling is awful and annoying.
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16:23:20
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So many hours wasted playing virtual blackjack or poker (and kickin' arse)
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16:22:44
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16:21:17
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But can you play pachinko?
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16:20:36
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You can play pool! And darts! And it's better than GTA4's versions!
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16:20:16
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I'm sure there are more... specialised games for that... it is Japan.
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16:19:45
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16:19:32
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But Jake! You get to take famous Japanese girls out on dates!
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16:18:54
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Press square to give up on this shit and just throw the damn thing
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16:18:31
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Press triangle for a vague shot in the general direction of someone
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16:18:28
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And then they find out that you were a big deal once, and they apologise profusely.
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16:18:16
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16:18:15
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Yeah, guns are shit in Yakuza
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16:18:15
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No one respects their elders these days.
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16:17:42
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And as you wander the streets, random kids keep trying to beat you up despite you being about 7 feet tall and built like a superhero
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16:17:34
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And no, it's pretty small.
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16:17:12
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16:16:50
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16:16:23
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Sometimes you are in a position where you can hit them with a fish.
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16:16:22
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Eh. Does it have free roaming and shooting? Is it the Japanese GTA?
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16:16:10
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16:15:22
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You punch dudes and stuff.
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16:14:35
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I've never even played a Yakuza game before.
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16:12:58
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We'd bring out the humidifier and put eucalyptus oil in the thingy on top
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16:10:57
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Sega using that Total War money
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16:09:48
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16:08:11
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I'm sure flower sales skyrocket.
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16:07:31
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I remember when I was little, my grandma would run a Dettol bath for me whenever I was sick. Loved the smell.
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16:06:27
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Well yeah, Memorial Day is to remember fallen military members. But it's also just a general remembrance day. Nothing says sales like death.
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16:06:04
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It smells lovely, but it itches something terrible afterwards.
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16:05:57
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You don't want to be the one who has to lead them away from the group, do you?
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16:05:44
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And Shannon, we can always use more zombie distractions in a post-apocalyptic world
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16:05:18
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I love the Dettol hand wash. Smells so pretty.
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16:04:58
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16:04:54
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16:04:44
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Adding you to the list of people whose hand I will never shake, Jake
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16:04:39
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16:04:33
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I accidentally clicked on an ad. I hope Rob spends that 5c wisely.
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16:04:28
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"This Memorial Day, pay tribute to our fallen soldiers with THIS AMAZING POWER DRILL! FIVE DIFFERENT ATTACHMENTS AND COMPLETELY CORDLESS, NOW ONLY $199.99!"
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16:04:24
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Ooop, forgot to take my meds...
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16:03:26
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16:03:15
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El oh el. I only wash after defecating. Sorry 'bout it.
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16:03:08
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You have a Memorial Day sale?
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16:03:05
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16:02:46
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Although, to be fair, I use my shower gel stuff, as I quickly found out that the soap dried out/irritated my skin a lot.
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16:01:43
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16:01:39
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16:01:16
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If it's any indication as to how unhygienic my housemates are, I bought soap for both toilets in September. They still haven't been used up yet.
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16:00:25
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So then we won't need you?
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16:00:20
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Ugh, this Memorial Day sale ad for Lowe's. Phuck yo jingle.
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15:59:36
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You may need me for the zombie apocalypse, but I'll get MRSA or some shit and die off before anything happens.
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15:59:36
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It's like drinking water from the bathroom sink tap
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15:59:00
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That's the other thing, it doesn't feel right if it's not the bathroom sink
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15:58:57
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The kitchen sink really is disgusting. Yet we use it to clean dishes. We'll eat off those dishes cleaned in a bacteria farm. But nothing else.
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15:58:43
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15:58:24
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I can wash my hands in the kitchen sink, but they never feel clean.
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15:58:10
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aaaand I'm clearly a bad example given the fact that my arm is patched up with iodine dressings.
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15:57:32
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I use the kitchen sink all the time...
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15:57:15
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A word I just made up meaning "have gone to bed"
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15:56:57
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15:56:46
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15:56:35
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And I am as the Aussies say, "Povvo."
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15:56:34
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Kitchen sink is unhygienic
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15:56:19
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Even I have two bathrooms. Well one and half. 
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15:55:45
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My parents have an ensuite but they're abed
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15:55:30
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15:55:13
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Because then it would be a survival horror game and industry tells me no one buys survival horror games.
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15:54:59
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Also, you can afford a 60 inch TV, but not a second bathroom?
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15:54:55
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She fake tans in the bathroom but I'm not pooping if I can't wash my hands immediately after
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15:54:36
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It won't be that limited.
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15:54:24
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You mean they won't constantly charge me with their 2-hit melee attacks to show off the TOTALLY AWESOME MELEE SYSTEM GUIZ
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15:54:09
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Also, pretty sure your ammo is fairly limited throughout the game. So run 'n' gun isn't a completely viable option.
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15:52:59
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... and then I remember that everybody is brown here anyway.
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15:52:54
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Stealth seems to play a more important part than it ever did in Uncharted, though. And the AI is completely revamped.
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15:52:25
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I'm amazed that there doesn't seem to be much here, I've forgotten what it looks like...
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15:52:10
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We can only hope for the former.
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15:51:50
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Australians fake tan themselves?
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15:51:49
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The only question is if it's Uncharted 2 + zombies or Uncharted 3 + zombies
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15:51:34
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It will clearly be Uncharted + zombies
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15:51:06
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Your sister fake-tans in the toilet?
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15:51:05
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Less than a month. Don't let me down this time, Naughty Dog.
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15:50:24
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I need to go to the toilet but my sister's fake-tanning
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15:50:09
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I had not heard of it prior to this, so... *shrug*
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15:50:06
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inb4 The Last of Us is really just another dudebro shooter after all.
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15:48:34
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I mean, I still wasn't going to buy it, but I was slightly more interested in it than before I saw it
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15:48:20
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Oh god, this show. Memories.
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