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05:09:30 Jake
And I don't like the sound.
05:09:19 Jake
Because I don't really give a shit about trophies.
05:08:45 Whiplash
Why do you not want to know when you get a trophy?
05:07:48 Jake
Too bad they decided to release a defective firmware.
05:07:31 Jake
Trophy notification toggle is fantastic, though.
05:07:18 Whiplash
We must speak of happier things
05:07:08 Jake
Good job, though, Sony.
05:06:59 Jake
Oh thank god.
05:06:53 Jake
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=595421
05:04:42 Jake
The story summed up in one image.
05:04:32 Jake
http://www.toplessrobot.com/toht%20face%20melting.jpg
05:04:13 Jake
...
05:04:03 Daniel
I read that. I feel bad for whoever knows that person
05:02:45 Whiplash
And that's why you don't buy stuffed toys second hand
05:02:32 Whiplash
"suggestions?I am a pllushophile first, and those certain other feelings (DEAD) last.I love me a stuffed toy... and I'll never care for *Human* companions as long as I can get plushies.Understand?"
05:01:38 Lymle
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04:58:40 Jake
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04:58:08 Daniel
~
04:57:22 Accelerator
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04:54:19 Daniel
I berry rotting banana's in the back yard.
04:52:34 Jake
That's a belated answer to the weird things in private question.
04:52:20 Jake
Also, I'm into scat, piss, blood, snot, spit, ear wax, and vomit at the same time!
04:51:30 Whiplash
"Mickey tapped his one foot" I never noticed Mickey was an amputee
04:49:28 Jake
Look at the comments and posts from KissMyWhiteBUTT. That's the writer.
04:49:07 Whiplash
Someone in the comments was kind enough to find their profile
04:47:38 Whiplash
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/05/...tail_in_th.php
04:47:09 Jake
Lara x Raptor is still my OTP.
04:46:56 Daniel
Jake. Educate me on the pissy diaper pedophile.
04:46:32 Whiplash
I kinda miss Fan Fiction Friday
04:46:05 Whiplash
And fuck you for reminding me that existed, Jake
04:46:05 Daniel
I expect that's everyones answer
04:45:47 Whiplash
I come on here and talk to you people
04:45:25 Daniel
isn't it though?
04:44:28 Accelerator
That's a cute question darling
04:44:16 Daniel
I'm expecting to hear crickets
04:44:00 Daniel
What's the weirdest thing you people do in private?
04:43:40 Jake
This is up there with the pedophile who can only get off with pissy diapers who wrote that Fievel fanfiction.
04:43:28 Whiplash
So. What now?
04:39:50 Whiplash
Probably not
04:37:14 Jake
I assume they didn't see the irony in their post.
04:35:58 Whiplash
Complaining that said mod only allows doggy style and no other positions were thought of is... even less normal
04:35:36 Daniel
Wasn't their a goat lover achievement in Dragon Age Origins?
04:35:34 Accelerator
wolf dildos.
04:35:24 Jake
Also, horse genitals!
04:34:56 Whiplash
Butt plugs and flesh lights are relatively normal. Modding Oblivion so you can have sex with dogs is not.
04:32:42 Daniel
I'd like to think science
04:32:07 Daniel
I suppose I shouldn't talk when I'm living with someone who does who know's what with butt plugs and flesh lights.
04:30:30 Daniel
I know it's common but still.....
04:30:12 Daniel
They're still anonymous
04:30:02 Accelerator
That's normal
04:30:00 Accelerator
>people doing weird things in private
04:29:48 Whiplash
They aren't in private, they're on the internet
04:29:22 Daniel
It's just weird that people do these things in private
04:28:15 Whiplash
You know, just in case you didn't hate people enough
04:27:21 Whiplash
Hell, I'll just link you to the Cracked thread
04:26:06 Whiplash
Japan
04:23:49 Whiplash
http://kotaku.com/5881939/perverts-r...cter-creation/
04:22:58 Jake
I don't remember any others. But I'm sure there are more.
04:21:00 Whiplash
"Oh, all right. Carry on then, old girl."
04:20:14 Whiplash
It's not adultery, because they aren't people
04:20:04 Whiplash
Same goes for any unsatisfied Columbian housewife getting caught with her black lover
04:19:58 Jake
There was another guy who wanted to wrestle with Booker too.
04:19:10 Whiplash
Hey, if you do it with a black guy it doesn't count as gay because they aren't really people
04:18:47 Accelerator
.
04:18:18 Jake
Oh closeted gays of Columbia.
04:17:55 Jake
"Any port in a storm, if you know what I mean."
04:16:20 Whiplash
I now assume that it's slang to indicate he's free of STDs for any customers considering him
04:15:53 Whiplash
A really, really clean guy I suppose
04:15:25 Whiplash
He looks like Michael Cera on steroids
04:15:21 Jake
What the hell is Mr. Clean supposed to be anyway? A sailor? Just a guy with an earring?
04:14:57 Daniel
Did you say Mr. Clean?
04:14:46 Jake
And some back up Mr. Clean!
04:14:26 Accelerator
Night Em.
04:14:21 Whiplash
Don't forget your pine sol, Em!
04:14:18 Accelerator
::
04:14:17 Accelerator
I'm selling my 3DS to a friend.
04:14:06 Oracle
Night.
04:14:02 Oracle
I can't handle this. I'm going to bed.
04:13:39 Whiplash
That earring doesn't mean he's a pirate
04:13:08 Jeremy
Jake, deal.
04:13:07 Daniel
Mr. Po Po is awesome in Abridged.
04:13:05 Jake
Mr. Clean giving you a knowing look as you pour some out. He knows what you're going to do with it.
04:13:03 Jeremy
Somebody buy me a 3DS. I'll pay you in sugar cookies in the shape of bacon.
04:11:42 Whiplash
If pine sol is unavailable, feel free to substitute Mr Clean
04:11:36 Jake
Hell, I can't even use certain soap. I'd hate to see what pine sol would do.
04:11:29 Jeremy
Relevant.
04:10:06 Jake
Was gonna say. Nothing like some pine sol in the orifices to get things going.
04:09:41 Oracle
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2...8y2no1_500.gif I think this is relevant.
04:09:05 Accelerator
Use pine sol so it fucking burns and smells nice?
04:08:56 Whiplash
It's mahogany, it's already going to smell nice
04:08:55 Accelerator
#ancientworldproblems
04:08:43 Whiplash
The problems those ancient women had
04:08:36 Oracle
Use pine sol so that it smells nice
04:07:37 Whiplash
Would you need to apply wax beforehand?
04:06:53 Daniel
seriously
04:06:42 Daniel
My reaction to everything on the dildo page.
04:06:14 Accelerator
They're elegant splinters.
04:06:10 Accelerator
Please.
04:05:59 Jake
Also, mahogany dildo. Enjoy the splinters.
04:03:38 Accelerator
I was about to say.

 




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