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 16:52:16
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ACIII: America Fuck Yeah Edition.
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16:51:39
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And I liked that they didn't make the revolutionaries all awesome
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16:51:17
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He was an interesting counterpoint to Ezio
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16:51:07
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16:50:55
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Depending on who you talk to, Connor and his story was shit (I didn't mind him and I didn't mind his story).
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16:50:03
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I think the point about snow slowing you down was to make you use a horse, but they're sooooo bad.
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16:50:02
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tl;dr Ubisoft shit the bed pretty bad with ACIII.
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16:49:51
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They look like zombie horses
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16:49:34
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The animus menu wasn't white
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16:49:33
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Horses are somehow worse.
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16:49:20
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Trudging through snow was shit.
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16:48:57
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Collectibles were down. And chasing pages was shit.
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16:48:54
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16:48:40
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Ugh, having to eavesdrop on moving conversations
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16:48:39
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The crafting menu was shit.
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16:48:24
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16:47:36
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No, but practically everything else even animations is recycled from Ass Creed.
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16:47:20
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It was instead replaced with "hide in this bush/tree/against the corner of this building".
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16:47:01
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The social stealth pretty much died.
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16:46:52
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Watch Dogs doesn't have exotic historical locations
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16:46:39
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Also, you keep getting attacked by animals and if you don't skin every freaking one you end up getting desynched
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16:46:20
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I can see Watch Dogs supplanting Ass Creed at this rate.
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16:45:43
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Hey Claire, the first DLC has a prolonged stealth section at the end of it. Spoiler alert, it's awful.
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16:45:21
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The ending implies that being in the Animus required Desmond to have a lobotomy
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16:44:40
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Towards the end of the game, walking through a certain area that was not restricted would bring infinite spawns of the toughest enemy type in the game.
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16:44:37
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Dat dudebro appal. 
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16:44:19
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All the guards were really touchy and would come after you for the most benign shit.
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16:44:03
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You're in the middle of an open war the whole time, more or less, no stealth
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16:43:42
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Didn't feel like an Assassin's Creed game
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16:42:50
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I never played ACIII. How bad was it/why was it bad?
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16:42:25
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ACIII was so awful, I'm pretty much done with the franchise at this point. I'll only pick up ACIV if I hear good things about it.
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16:39:43
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Not everyone who plays it is like us
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16:39:29
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It's a dudebro stabber in some corners of the net
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16:38:57
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Ass Creed isn't a dudebro shooter, though. It inherently has less appeal.
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16:37:58
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Yeah, cause all those constant CoD games have really killed that franchise
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16:36:48
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No one has to bother making an Assassin's Creed killer, Ubisoft will do it themselves.
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16:36:28
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I'm sure this means an annual Far Cry. You just have to ruin everything, Ubisoft.
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16:35:15
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Hmm, I'll buy 4 because they'll probably try with that one. Apart from that, meh.
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16:34:24
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New Ass Creed every six months confirmed. Die, Ubisoft.
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16:34:05
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16:34:01
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16:26:55
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Username character limits aint freedom of speech
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16:22:04
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I can't believe imgur allows usernames that long.
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16:21:53
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16:18:56
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16:14:34
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16:14:31
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16:14:19
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Have yourself interred in a life statue of yourself.
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16:13:14
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I'm just getting dumped into cement ala Stalin
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16:11:37
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Claire Imms: Well thank God for that.
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16:11:33
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Mine will either be a vagina or a piece of bacon.
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16:11:23
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We're painting your coffin yellow and drilling little holes into it
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16:11:20
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Jake Collins: Allergic to pussy and hated bacon.
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16:10:15
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Born, hated cheese, died.
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16:10:10
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They will probably shape the tombstone to make it look like a wedge of cheese.
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16:08:43
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Emily Langlois: Cheese Hater. Your tombstone.
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16:07:59
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"She was really weird and hated cheese"
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16:04:58
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"She really liked the Eagles. Liked to draw. Died. The End."
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16:04:39
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I get the feeling they won't say much about me
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15:43:02
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Ever wonder what people will say about you when you die?
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15:39:44
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Sprayed it, it ran behind the big cabinet, I put the flyspray away and washed my hands, come back into the loungeroom, cockroach has ventured out, go to smush it but when it sees me it turns, runs and hides again
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15:37:43
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Cockroach ruined the mood
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14:59:23
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14:43:24
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14:41:50
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We already use Styrofoam plates for nearly everything. We need to up the ante and go with plastic forks too.
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14:39:37
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And it's mostly silverware. W H Y?
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14:38:21
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Ugh, I need to go do dishes. I would kill for a dishwasher. The kitchen sink is a very disgusting place.
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14:32:54
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Or protecting Australian flora and fauna.
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14:31:21
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Maybe you didn't show enough disdain for Asians in your interview.
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14:28:50
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At least we never have to worry being sued by Cuba. Being a US citizen, I can't even legally spend money in Cuba without a license.
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14:26:55
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But I'm going to go play Arkham City because that's the only thing that's cheered me up all week
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14:26:36
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Haven't heard from the Dept of Immigration yet, don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing
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14:26:17
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Well, that's another place that didn't want me
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14:25:41
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Could have been worse, could have used stills from those smoking ads in the 90s of doctors cutting open body parts
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14:25:00
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14:23:42
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To be fair, tobacco is their second highest export, behind comic book artists fleeing the government
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14:22:45
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How dare you educate people about tobacco use.
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14:22:21
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14:21:11
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There's plain boxes with the brand printed on them and pictures of tumourous masses on them
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14:20:04
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Cuba are suing us over our plain packaging laws
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14:19:43
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But that works the other way too. So we just don't know.
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14:19:16
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14:19:16
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I suppose smokers who gamble could be higher. You have one addiction. Might as well take up a second.
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14:19:02
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As helpful as my question
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14:18:22
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14:17:38
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Now, is it that gamblers smoke or that smokers gamble?
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14:15:21
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It's a bit like not talking on a mobile while driving though, practically unenforceable unless you happen to drive past a bored cop
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14:13:53
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They're concerned about parents smoking in a small place with children
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14:12:49
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It's illegal to smoke in public indoor spaces here, but cars are fine.
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14:12:23
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Really, illegal to smoke in cars?
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14:11:49
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"We should ban smoking!" "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CASINOS?"
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14:11:36
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I love the immediate association between smoking and gambling
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14:09:49
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14:02:05
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And in most buildings, on my university campus and in alfresco restaurants
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14:01:08
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It's illegal to smoke in cars at all here
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13:59:35
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Really fun to watch and just switch off for a few hours, watching explosions and car stuns and Vin Diesel vs The Rock.
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13:59:11
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Fast Five was very good. It changed up the car porn formula and turned the series into the action genre.
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