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19:30:37
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19:30:34
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19:30:20
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19:30:07
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19:30:07
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Don't call me Jake in here, you'll confuse the poor dears.
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19:29:48
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I filter feed. Like a fucking boss.
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19:29:25
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Well, we can't all be aliens.
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19:29:24
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Fair enough. I just wanted to see if I could get you to stop eating. 
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19:29:13
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Funny you should say that, DP.
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19:28:17
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Mostly I just photosynthesize.
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19:27:31
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THAT'S STUFF I DO ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T COUNT
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19:27:00
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I ORDER YOU TO EAT AND STAY HYDRATED!
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19:26:54
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Ban the presumptuous bitch.
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19:26:15
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You don't own me, I don't have to do a damn thing.
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19:26:08
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Em, Em, WHY AREN'T WE ON EPISODE 7 YET? THEY CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS.
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19:25:32
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EVERYONE has to watch Attack on Titan
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19:24:32
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Vines wrapped around the doorknobs drive him crazy.
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19:24:16
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19:23:17
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Mike go watch Attack on Titan
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19:21:10
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19:21:01
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19:20:59
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I vote we change Mike's username to Doorknobber
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19:20:49
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His is truly a beautiful and abstract psyche, it's true.
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19:20:24
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Your mind I mean.
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19:20:12
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I want to get inside you Mike.
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19:17:33
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19:17:01
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19:16:28
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You can't deny what's inside.
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19:16:11
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19:15:23
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So a male model stroking a doorknob?
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19:13:52
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And doorknobs are just the farthest thing from what I would want to look at while I was having my fun time.
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19:13:20
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Which seems so much less weird now
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19:13:09
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It wouldn't be even half as fun if you weren't.
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19:13:03
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...I think I'll just stick with knives
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19:12:51
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I can see what you're saying.
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19:12:42
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19:12:09
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That's really all there is to say on the matter.
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19:12:03
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19:11:11
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I get how a sting fetish would work but a door knob fetish.......
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19:11:09
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Well seeing as how masochists can get off to being hurt, I really just see this as being a bit more specific about how you are to be hurt.
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19:10:00
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A sting fetish. That explains everything.
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19:08:47
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.....explain this doorknob fetish. I'm confused.
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19:08:11
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I just don't know what to think.
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19:08:08
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19:05:42
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And here we think Mike's doorknob fetish is weird.
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19:04:41
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He died doing what he loved.
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19:04:21
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19:00:59
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What the fucking fuck, Sweden?
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19:00:43
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17:36:02
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17:18:17
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And I can't work out the wings yet, but I like the fireman's jacket. That's a nice touch for a serial arsonist
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17:18:08
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And your point was proven.
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17:16:45
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17:16:37
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Of course it is almost 1:30 in the morning, my judgement is not entirely slound
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17:16:11
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I'm mighty pleased with this Firefly design
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17:13:54
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You're the stopped clock, by the way, not me
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17:07:01
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Even a stopped clock, Jake
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17:06:19
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We agreed on the Dane. That's something.
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17:06:05
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You and your odd taste you mean.
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17:04:32
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Jake and his weird taste in men
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17:03:51
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Haytham's father is hotter than Haytham. Don't really find Haytham attractive personally.
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17:01:29
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We're getting one with Sn- his father
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17:01:17
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They could call it Templar's Law.
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17:01:16
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He needs a whole game for himself.
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17:00:39
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Haytham is a dreamy motherfucker.
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16:58:43
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Go play Oregon Trail if you want that crap
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16:57:33
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I didn't, Little House on the Prairie assholes need me to do everything for them.
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16:57:08
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Hayway was a nice bait-and-switch at the start
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16:56:57
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But I really liked the homestead stuff. Made me feel warm and fuzzy.
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16:56:46
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"No! You must leave!" "But there are like 5 guys right here" "GO!"
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16:56:11
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"No leave me, even though there are able bodied men around who could help me."
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16:55:54
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The death of Connor's mother is some of the most hamfisted storytelling I've witnessed in a video game or any media really.
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16:55:21
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16:55:04
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Stabbing dudes in the face and neck is still pretty fun.
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16:54:59
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16:54:57
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It just wasn't as good as Brotherhood
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But I didn't hate the game.
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16:52:59
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Expectation that you've kept up with the extended universe was shit.
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16:52:16
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ACIII: America Fuck Yeah Edition.
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And I liked that they didn't make the revolutionaries all awesome
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He was an interesting counterpoint to Ezio
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16:51:07
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16:50:55
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Depending on who you talk to, Connor and his story was shit (I didn't mind him and I didn't mind his story).
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16:50:03
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I think the point about snow slowing you down was to make you use a horse, but they're sooooo bad.
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16:50:02
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tl;dr Ubisoft shit the bed pretty bad with ACIII.
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16:49:51
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They look like zombie horses
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16:49:34
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The animus menu wasn't white
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16:49:33
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Horses are somehow worse.
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16:49:20
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Trudging through snow was shit.
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16:48:57
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Collectibles were down. And chasing pages was shit.
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16:48:40
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Ugh, having to eavesdrop on moving conversations
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16:48:39
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The crafting menu was shit.
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16:48:24
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16:47:36
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No, but practically everything else even animations is recycled from Ass Creed.
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16:47:20
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It was instead replaced with "hide in this bush/tree/against the corner of this building".
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16:47:01
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The social stealth pretty much died.
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16:46:52
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Watch Dogs doesn't have exotic historical locations
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