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 04:14:01
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And, of course, Vicious and Grim were wars buddies on Titan. 
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04:13:51
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I think Titan is also the one that, if we make it habitable, you could fly by taping cardboard to your arms.
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04:12:59
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Titan is appealing because it has an atmosphere, Europa because they suspect there's an ocean under the surface and we've found bacteria living in very, very cold places in water here
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04:12:47
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Europa has liquid oceans under its ice filled with giant monsters from the Paleozoic era that all want tree fiddy.
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04:12:38
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04:12:12
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04:11:15
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04:10:58
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Titan for Saturn and thingamie for Jupiter
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04:10:11
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04:09:58
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04:09:22
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04:09:02
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I remember reading somewhere that some scientists think their could be some microscopic life on one of the moons on Jupiter or Saturn.
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04:08:10
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I'm not denying that it's cute
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04:07:57
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#2 in this Cracked article. Payback's a bitch, wasp.
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04:07:03
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Watch a video of one in motion. I promise they're adorable.
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04:06:40
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Total lack of eyes is... unnerving
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04:06:15
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It's not us, it's the wasps you should be angry with! THE WASPS!
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04:06:03
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African bees are the bee-equivalent of terrorists
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04:05:41
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What does wasp venom do? Oh yeah, just fucks shit up. 
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04:05:23
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04:04:57
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04:04:26
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You led me to a BBC documentary with a golden mole in it.
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04:04:16
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04:03:54
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Bees also pollinate and make honey. They're also not inherently aggressive. Not counting Africanized honey bees that is.
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03:57:36
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Wasps are bees with an arsenal upgrade and a killer instinct
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03:56:04
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To put it in Arkham City terms: Bees are nameless Two Face grunts, wasps are Tyger commandos
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03:54:49
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03:54:44
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As long as you don't specify a working camera, it could be arranged
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03:54:27
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Wasps were put on this earth to fuck shit up. That's really all they were put here to do.
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03:54:02
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I wish we could get a camera near a black hole
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03:51:36
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Oooh, haven't read this yet. I love Cracked science articles. Especially about insects.
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03:50:51
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03:50:25
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I assume we've all read the Cracked article on Bugs Hacking Nature
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03:49:51
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03:48:45
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I just thought they'd rip their way out and then that would be the end of Mr. Caterpillar.
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03:47:11
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I wasn't expecting the plot twist at the end, though. The caterpillar actually shelters and protects the wasp larvae until it starves to death.
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03:46:16
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I only wish he wasn't so interested in spiders
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03:45:15
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03:44:54
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Nick Baker's Weird Creatures was good for three reasons: 1. Nick Baker, 2. the weird creatures and 3. you got a good idea of how nature films are made because 75% of the program is them struggling to find the creature they're looking for
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03:44:19
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I mean like, filming what's happening IN the caterpillar
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03:43:28
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Hang around in forests a lot
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03:43:22
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Find a nest, set up a motion activated camera
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03:43:01
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03:41:14
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I just wonder how they manage to film that stuff
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03:39:39
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03:39:31
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03:38:47
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Such diverse specialization. You don't see that sort of thing with as much prevalence in mammals.
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03:36:18
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I hate bugs. They scare me.
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03:35:54
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I love these documentaries
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03:35:20
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03:35:16
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03:30:12
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03:14:08
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I don't need no instructions, I can work it out myself!
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03:10:05
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Claire is for not reading game rules.
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03:09:02
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Who's a mess about what Lymle?
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03:08:47
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03:07:00
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03:06:09
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Sorry Jake, I swear it said "play with friends"
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02:56:20
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02:52:05
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Fuck it, I'm playing at least one game now.
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02:48:59
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CLAIRE, YOU MADE ME MAKE AN ACCOUNT FOR NOTHING.
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02:48:45
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Unlike traditional Trivial Pursuit, the game is played by a single player.
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02:43:43
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I swear, it's as bad as Adobe
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02:43:37
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Ugh, I have to update Java
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02:41:30
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On the other hand, I couldn't have Kievic so they suggested machoKievic. WHAT DO THEY THINK OF ME?
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02:41:03
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02:40:54
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Welp, I went with a Mean Girls reference coupled with my birth year instead. Figured it was adequately gay.
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02:38:13
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02:38:02
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EA's spying on me. They know where I live.
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02:37:52
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One of the suggestions: ruralBatjake470
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02:37:34
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Batjake is taken.
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02:35:24
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When I get to heaven there will be some averted eyes
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02:35:15
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Make no mistake, I'm hating myself for even thinking of playing the dead uncle card
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02:34:57
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Catholic ability to guilt others is often overlooked due to their ability to guilt themselves
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02:33:41
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Also, pretty sure you're Jewish not Catholic. The guilt tripping. You'll make a fine mother one day.
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02:33:38
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I'm Batclaire, just be Batjake
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02:32:54
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I'm trying to make my screen name rainbowbrite. But every variation I've tried is also taken.
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02:25:44
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Don't make me play the dead uncle card, Jake
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02:25:17
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Spoiler alert, I didn't make an account. MAKE SHANNON MAKE ONE WHENEVER SHE WAKES UP.
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02:20:49
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02:20:26
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Pet hates: Volume being on the left and Channel being on the right of remotes
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02:20:25
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Also, is the Loch Ness Monster really that obsessed with getting tree fiddy?
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02:19:34
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We've got agents following him, waiting for him to discard his sunglasses so we can test that
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02:18:49
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But is Bono literally a piece of shit? His DNA needs to be tested.
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02:18:17
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Still checking whether Earth is just an alien reality TV show though
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02:17:34
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02:17:15
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Other things you should know are real: Scientologists, Paris Hilton, Bono
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02:16:22
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You thought they made it up?
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02:15:32
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You know, ever since the South Park episode I wondered if NAMBLA was a real organization. I've just confirmed it is. W H Y?
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02:11:36
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"Are you now or have you ever been a member of one or more of the following organisations: the Catholic Church, the Boy Scouts, the Justin Bieber fan club, NAMBLA, or reddit?"
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02:10:30
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02:10:20
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That is the age of consent in NSW, right?
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02:10:09
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"I swear he said he was 16."
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02:08:51
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Or being questioned by police at uni
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02:08:44
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He's either at uni or being questioned by police
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