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 16:45:09
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... sudden craving for fried chicken
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16:40:44
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What would your grandmother think?
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16:40:37
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Risotto-y doesn't sound very Asian
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16:36:20
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Learned how to make a risotto-y type thing the other day. Which is good. Gotta get rid of this sack of rice before we move out.
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16:35:21
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Welp, time to make dinner.
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16:35:02
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16:32:34
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I was actually working up to a joke but I got distracted and now I can't remember it
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16:28:19
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Jesus, that's almost as bad as that Gwyneth Paltrow movie where the guy gives up his seat on a plane, other guy dies, and he falls in love with dead guy's widow.
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16:24:50
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Unless you're a nerd. Then never.
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16:24:47
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Probably the time those two snipers fell in love after scoping each other out
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16:24:20
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I think they're referencing something
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16:23:19
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16:23:11
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16:20:59
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But do you really think love can bloom on the battlefield?
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16:18:46
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But you get to have a bitchin' pack of wolves.
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16:18:01
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I'm rather terrible at lying. 
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16:18:00
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Nah, snipers have to do a lot of maths in real life
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16:17:49
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Hey, Australia is a very hot climate
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16:17:38
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I think I'd rather be a sniper.
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16:16:06
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They generally prefer if you wear something under the trenchcoat, though.
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16:16:00
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16:15:55
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Realised I have KOTOR already bought on Steam and it will work on my new laptop. And I can play the sequel with mods restoring lost content. Sweet.
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16:15:52
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You could hide in a rubbish bin
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16:15:43
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But someone of your... stature, say, would be very useful for spying
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16:14:07
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Espionage isn't my thing.
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16:13:31
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I've seen every episode of Get Smart
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16:13:26
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I can do that thing where you pretend to be reading a magazine but there are eyeholes cut out of the cover
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16:11:50
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I even look good in a trenchcoat
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16:11:40
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God I'd make a good spy, I can't believe ASIO didn't want me
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16:08:50
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It's not like NOT working for the Chinese but leaking top secret information is keeping the US off his back
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16:08:14
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He can be as shady as fuck as he likes, he'd be safe in Beijing if he was working for the Chinese
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16:07:38
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"Why would I make the information available to the Guardian instead of just telling it to Beijing and leaving America none the wiser?"
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16:07:09
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They have so much red tape they'd never get rid of me.
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16:07:05
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He was in Hong Kong, I don't know if he still is
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16:07:04
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To which I thought "Because it's shady as fuck, bro."
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16:06:52
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His response was "Then why didn't I go directly to Beijing?"
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16:06:39
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People accusing him of being a Chinese spy.
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16:06:31
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Or I could just move to one of the other EU states.
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16:06:30
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16:05:02
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Isn't there that American guy in Hong Kong at the minute?
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16:01:38
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Julian Assange has a way with women
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16:01:19
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Well, you can always go hide in the Ecuadorian embassy if you need to.
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15:59:15
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I think we're all legal anyway.
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15:58:56
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Beat up a street punk called Nomura in Yakuza 3. It was oddly satisfying.
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15:58:11
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No, I was laughing at the slut-grandma part.
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15:58:06
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Jake, where have you been? We've been fixing your life for you
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15:57:22
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Oh no, Dora, which part was it? Was it the immigrant part?
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15:56:07
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"Go Hong Kong, get free money from the government."
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15:55:35
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"Go to Singapore next, tell them all Hong Kong better."
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15:55:30
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15:55:15
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15:54:28
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"You go to Hong Kong, see grandma, yeah? Then go see grandpa and new young slut grandma. Tell her she a slut."
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15:53:17
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"You go on boat for navy and stop those immigrant from coming in. They get here legal like rest of us, wait like rest of us."
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15:50:02
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"You don't have child! You look after your mother!"
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15:46:40
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"Bad enough you not ever give your mother grandchild!"
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15:45:18
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"Why can't you be more like your brother? Your brother have job and married. You join navy, get a man, get on boat to Canada and get married."
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15:44:49
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"Like cruise only you get paid"
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15:43:55
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"Get you out of house. You like beach, you like ocean; you get out of house and go on a boat."
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15:43:01
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15:42:38
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"I grab pamphlet for you, call and make appointment at centre for recruit."
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15:41:58
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"Professional! Has good job!"
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15:41:44
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"You wear nice uniform, see world with all your boy flends."
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15:41:32
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15:41:02
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"Sooo many boy flends. Sooo accomplished."
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15:40:54
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"Adopt many children for your mother"
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15:40:35
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15:40:24
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"You join navy, get boy flend."
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15:40:16
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"Jake, you want boy friend? You join navy, right now!"
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15:39:55
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"Jek. You want boy flend?"
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15:39:19
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I read that with the accent of an Asian mother.
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15:37:57
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Jake, you want a boy friend
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15:37:15
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Male or female, it's up the poop chute at 8 bells
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15:36:48
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And yeah, they take it up the pooper a lot
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15:36:09
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Mostly they deal with sailors on drug charges in real life
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15:36:06
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I think this has made me biased towards the navy.
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15:34:50
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Think NCIS has made me biased towards the navy.
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15:34:18
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I once mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion.
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15:33:36
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15:33:35
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Seriously though, my cousin gets paid pretty damn well considering she's in uni, for whatever she does...
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15:32:36
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I'm just not a fan of pathology, or microbiology either.
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15:31:48
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You just want to write those warning sheets that come with my medications
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15:31:21
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... for all the good it's doing
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15:31:15
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My cousin's in the OTC, and gave me the idea of maybe going to work for the armed forces. Though upon investigation, they really mostly want pharmacists, doctors, nurses, and people who do pathology stuff, not my cup of tea.
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15:31:14
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Sure I'm without longterm employment and already $35 000 in debt, but at least I have a degree
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15:30:42
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15:29:38
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"Sorry, don't need you, cutting back our business hours tough shit lady."
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15:29:20
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"Hey, it's after Easter and I haven't heard from you."
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15:29:11
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Just use a fake name and email address and don't show your face
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15:28:59
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You have boobs and this is the internet, you can always make money
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15:28:58
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"We'll get you started after Easter."
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15:28:43
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The moral of this story is that there's always going to be another opportunity. You just have to keep looking. I applied to two different places after that, and one of them hired me. Just don't give up!
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15:28:34
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Thank God for the UK and their easily-abused university loan system.
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15:28:32
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I was so pissed when I trained for the grocer.
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15:28:04
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I have TWO bachelor degrees and I can't get a job using either one of them
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15:28:03
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I did. I went to this park and sat there.
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15:27:53
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It's incredibly stressful and panicky, I know. I needed money for my bills next year, and I can't really rely on my parents because they're already taking on a huge burden with my tuition.
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15:27:50
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15:27:41
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... I hope you pulled over
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15:27:21
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The ER part is really scary because she is not the coolest person in a crisis and I'm fairly certain she only got the idea because a friend of hers is one
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15:27:13
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When I left Game Stop, I was in between jobs. I was supposed to be getting a job at a bakery, but that fell through. Honest to god, when I heard that, I started absolutely losing it. I was driving, couldn't even see through my tears.
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