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20:47:09 Oracle
Sorry : (
20:30:33 Agent Dunham
Awww...
20:29:02 Oracle
It's cargo shorts and a white polo with a bunch of logos on it
20:28:02 Oracle
No.
20:27:40 Agent Dunham
Is it... is it like the North Korean traffic ladies?
20:27:22 Oracle
Yeah, but it's nothing like an actual police uniform
20:21:38 Agent Dunham
So you, like... wear a uniform, right?
20:07:23 Oracle
I work for the police department in the town that she just moved to. I direct traffic and write tickets.
16:27:48 Lymle
What's your new job even tho
16:04:06 Oracle
I also learned that I get to work with Taylor Swift's security to make sure no one's clogging the road
16:03:26 Oracle
TIL that I am the only girl at my new job
15:25:37 Jake
She's a hog in dog skin.
15:24:58 Jake
Sounds like my dog. You know, the one that's not dead.
15:20:07 Agent Dunham
I swear, they act like they've never been fed.
15:19:57 Agent Dunham
The kitten's run back out because she hasn't had enough yet and I'm pushing them both away while I try to pick it up and wipe up the blood.
15:19:15 Agent Dunham
Take her to bed, I walk back to clean it up. Well shit, now Garrus has gotten curious and he's decided he wants some.
15:16:35 Agent Dunham
She's smelt frozen, bagged meat and located it and pulled it out and chewed through the plastic and started eating the steak.
15:15:53 Agent Dunham
I turn on the light and find her in front of partially-thawed, bagged meat.
15:15:20 Agent Dunham
I finish my business, wash my hands and I'm walking back to my room when I hear her. "Okay, I'll grab her and put her to bed."
15:14:46 Agent Dunham
So just now, I'm sitting on the toilet and I hear noises coming from the kitchen - it's the kitten.
15:14:19 Agent Dunham
So, when I was looking for dinner, some frozen meat fell down between the fridge and the freezer. I grabbed what I saw, thinking that was it. Nope, some steaks had fallen down as well and I didn't realise.
14:32:28 Whiplash
*he
14:30:54 Whiplash
He must feel more emasculated than when we was literally emasculated
14:29:57 Whiplash
Poor Napoleon, mere days after a baby mouse got away from him, Archie's caught a big rat.
07:06:06 Daniel
Why don't we just have robot wars? Who ever's got the cooler robots wins.
06:49:18 Daniel
Well now I know why you said "Nice"
06:30:07 Whiplash
Probably retired on all the money he made from his stupid show
06:28:03 Daniel
I'm guessing he's a mall cop now.
06:25:54 Whiplash
... I think the actual guy does yeah
06:24:35 Daniel
Does Dog the Bounty Hunter even still exist?
06:17:18 Whiplash
Slow newsday
06:12:45 Agent Dunham
This was pretty funny. When I heard about it two weeks ago.
06:06:01 Daniel
Why did they even come up with that?
06:01:34 Daniel
Well now I know how the mouth crapping originated
05:58:13 Daniel
Hah! Chef is awesome
05:56:00 Daniel
"Did he ever try to put anything in your butt?" Butters,"Like a goldfish?"
05:55:00 Whiplash
Which, as Jake only just found out, is a real thing
05:54:52 Whiplash
That would be NAMBLA
05:53:40 Daniel
Hah! I love how he yelps in the church
05:50:45 Daniel
I think I saw the one where Cartman got together with some old men online
05:49:40 Daniel
I remember the Sexual Harassment Panda Bear
05:48:36 Whiplash
Cartman Joins NAMBLA, Wacky Molestation Adventure, etc.
05:48:29 Daniel
Thank you Claire
05:48:23 Whiplash
Plus several other episodes they've done on children being molested
05:48:05 Whiplash
And Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
05:46:40 Whiplash
Red Hot Catholic Love
05:37:37 Daniel
I also heard they did one about the Catholic rapists but I've never seen it
05:36:42 Daniel
Do you know the name of said episode?
05:34:32 Whiplash
"Nice"
05:34:29 Whiplash
When Kyle complains to the cops they're outraged until they learn she's a she
05:34:04 Whiplash
Oh, there was one about that yeah
05:32:30 Ramenzilla
or about Snookie.
05:31:53 Ramenzilla
The last episode I saw was about Japanese whalers
05:29:04 Daniel
she banged her 14 year old student and wasn't found guilty because, you know, he's a boy
05:28:16 Whiplash
I do not know, because I do not recognise that name
05:27:34 Daniel
or however you spell her damn name
05:27:19 Daniel
Didn't they do an episode about the Debra Lefave case?
05:25:39 Whiplash
Some great Randy episodes
05:25:34 Whiplash
Season 9 was also very good, now that I look at it
05:24:01 Daniel
I remember when Mel Gibson goes crazy in the Passion of the Christ episode.
05:22:26 Daniel
Killing Justin Bieber sounds like a good episode no matter what
05:21:39 Ramenzilla
Meh.
05:21:35 Whiplash
It was only a few years ago, for instance, that they had Cthulu kill Justin Bieber
05:21:04 Daniel
episodes*
05:20:58 Daniel
They had some great Christmas episdoes
05:20:27 Whiplash
*satirise
05:20:15 Whiplash
South Park goes up and down depending on what's happening that they can satire
05:19:59 Whiplash
No, just a great season
05:19:54 Daniel
I sparingly watched that show since like 2002
05:19:41 Daniel
was season 8 the peak or something?
05:18:45 Ramenzilla
Whereas with facebook or newsposts, the information comes in ebbs and flows.
05:17:58 Whiplash
Wow, this was a strong season
05:17:54 Ramenzilla
Although the danger of tumblr, in my opinion anyway, is there's a constant stream of content. like literally always
05:17:45 Whiplash
Yes but memorable moments seems to extend to every second of the episode
05:17:19 Ramenzilla
It captures memorable moments without having to sit down and watch a video, etc.
05:16:48 Ramenzilla
*shrug*
05:16:41 Whiplash
Maybe even porn that's longer than 4 seconds looped and has sound and isn't pixelated from the compression?
05:16:39 Daniel
oh wait they don't want people in their real life knowing they like cartoons and looking at naked people
05:16:09 Whiplash
Except for the porn, but COME ON this is the internet! You can't find porn anywhere else?
05:15:53 Whiplash
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
05:15:44 Whiplash
And I'm like "why not just torrent the actual episode"
05:15:29 Daniel
then.... just do Facebook.
05:15:27 Whiplash
I think they're trying to recreate Game of Thrones entirely in gif format
05:15:01 Whiplash
These people are obsessed with gifs though
05:14:51 Whiplash
Pretty much
05:14:42 Whiplash
Yep, look at him, with four blogs including three for different types of porn
05:14:30 Daniel
I saw Emily's tumblr. It basically seems like a pic exlusive version of Facebook.
05:14:23 Ramenzilla
and some of them follow porn blogs and reblog it when the sun goes down. It's unholy.
05:13:50 Ramenzilla
I don't track tags though, I just follow a lot of blogs. *shrug*
05:13:18 Ramenzilla
I didn't understand it at first either. Now look at me.
05:13:15 Daniel
I just randomly wind up their if I'm searching for images or something
05:12:56 Daniel
I don't even know where the tags are
05:11:08 Whiplash
Just search for the porn tag
05:11:02 Whiplash
And because there's porn
05:10:58 Whiplash
Because they're gay men or tween girls
05:09:59 Daniel
Then again I barely understand Tumblr or why people go to it
05:07:59 Ramenzilla
but I don't like censorship either so
05:07:57 Daniel
I've never actually seen porn from this tumblr thing. It's like how there's almost no blood in There Will Be Blood
05:07:45 Ramenzilla
I honestly wouldn't mind if it went.
05:04:36 Whiplash
Not clicking that, my computer HATES HuffPost, with their damn slideshows

 




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