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05:55:33
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05:55:05
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It's weird thinking about an alternate reality where I'm the little brother.
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05:55:03
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05:54:55
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I was unintentional, but both of my parents were so happy about it
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05:54:02
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Bitch, please, then I wouldn't be there to care, or they wouldn't be there for me to know about.
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05:53:50
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My mother also had two miscarriages
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05:53:46
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When people ask me "Well what if you or one of your friends weren't born?"
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05:53:29
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I don't think it ever happened or my mother ever considered it. but I do know she was pregnant before she had me and had a miscarriage.
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05:53:29
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05:53:08
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I'm still pro choice though but damn that was close.
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05:52:53
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I imagine after the first three the rest just sort of slide out
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05:52:32
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05:52:25
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Jesus christ, how the fuck do you even push six kids out of yourself?
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05:52:21
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My mother even gets letters from the Right to Life organisation
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05:52:09
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I just learned the other day that my grandmother drove my mother to the abortion clinic and it almost happened.
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05:51:56
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05:51:51
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Them Catholics.
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05:51:34
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What with six kids and Catholic and all
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05:51:33
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I think my parents wanted me to be a girl. Or something.
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05:51:21
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05:51:19
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I'm fairly certain they didn't
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05:51:18
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05:50:58
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btw do any of you know if your parents thought of having an abortion?
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05:49:46
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"Oh yeah? I'll see you in court!"
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05:49:36
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05:49:33
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"Ma'am, you can't get pregnant from an optical illusion."
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05:49:10
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was she on drugs when she said this?
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05:48:53
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05:48:48
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"3D porn. The semen shoots out of the screen!"
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05:48:32
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05:48:22
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She specifically claimed it was from watching 3D porn.
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05:47:44
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Oh god, and she reproduced?
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05:47:41
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05:47:11
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Yeah, it was woman who had clearly cheated on her husband and thought he and everyone else in the world are fucking morons.
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05:45:57
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I remember this news about a woman getting pregnant from a 3D movie
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05:45:14
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05:44:50
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"Woman sues theatre after getting pregnant from seat"
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05:44:30
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That'd be a hell of a lawsuit
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05:44:15
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05:43:55
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Doesn't mean you shouldn't clean them though
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05:43:51
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Oh suuuure, 'just' for sitting
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05:43:49
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As I said, my struggle is real
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05:43:39
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I have a few pillows that I use just for sitting
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05:43:20
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05:43:16
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05:43:13
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05:43:02
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I should bring a pillow in my purse next time I go to the movies
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05:42:44
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What if I brought a cushion for you tbh
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05:42:28
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05:42:09
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05:42:04
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Fuck, she's like my height.
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05:41:59
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05:41:43
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Unless she's a lot shorter than you, going to be difficult to watch anything
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05:41:31
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>there are people around, we aren't unclassy
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05:41:23
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>I'm just here with you to watch a fucking movie
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05:40:54
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Because you're not after the cookies in her jar.
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05:40:50
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Sitting in his lap is blessing him
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05:40:04
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05:39:34
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05:39:25
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05:38:51
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You can sit on my lap in a non sexual way when we see movies together.
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05:38:33
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05:38:18
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05:38:15
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Or purse, if I don't have a coat
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05:38:09
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I always have to sit on my coat or something
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05:38:00
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Theater seats are a pain, too
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05:37:27
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I've got a cushion on my bike seat and it still isn't enough
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05:37:25
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05:36:59
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05:36:25
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05:36:15
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05:36:15
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I actually have two big pillows on my computer chair because it just kills me otherwise
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05:35:55
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I have a butt too. But it isn't womanly like Bailey's.
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05:35:47
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05:35:45
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the biggest compliment of my body.
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05:35:38
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05:35:37
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Girls compliment my butt so much
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05:35:37
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05:34:44
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I'll take that trade, sick of not being able to sit on wooden benches
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05:34:22
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But I choose to interpret that remark as a passive-aggressive "You're fat" AND THEM'S FIGHTIN' WERDS
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05:34:20
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I'd trade, but whatever. >.>
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05:34:05
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Meanwhile, I actually have a butt.
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05:33:10
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Actually I've been on an exercise bike a lot this last week so I have actual muscle developing now
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05:32:46
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Blanket between you and the laptop
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05:32:42
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05:32:39
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05:32:38
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05:32:36
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Welp, that's enough internet for today. Going to bed.
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05:32:33
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05:32:06
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I tried that but it was just uncomfortable for me. Then again, my legs are pretty much skin and bone
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05:31:13
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05:30:39
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05:29:57
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Bailey, what is wrong with you?
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05:29:41
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You sit up and have it on your stomach
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05:28:21
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I've used a laptop in bed before and it's uncomfortable as hell and I don't get how people do it tbh
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05:28:08
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05:27:50
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No, that's what having a decent screen and a keyboard on a laptop is for
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05:27:22
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That's what phones are for
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05:27:21
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05:26:59
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I can't have use a PC while I'm in bed
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