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05:55:33 Daniel
that was for Accelerator
05:55:05 Jake
It's weird thinking about an alternate reality where I'm the little brother.
05:55:03 Daniel
v
05:54:55 Lymle
I was unintentional, but both of my parents were so happy about it
05:54:02 Accelerator
Bitch, please, then I wouldn't be there to care, or they wouldn't be there for me to know about.
05:53:50 Whiplash
My mother also had two miscarriages
05:53:46 Accelerator
When people ask me "Well what if you or one of your friends weren't born?"
05:53:29 Jake
I don't think it ever happened or my mother ever considered it. but I do know she was pregnant before she had me and had a miscarriage.
05:53:29 Accelerator
What I hate is
05:53:08 Daniel
I'm still pro choice though but damn that was close.
05:52:53 Whiplash
I imagine after the first three the rest just sort of slide out
05:52:32 Whiplash
Ouch
05:52:25 Accelerator
Jesus christ, how the fuck do you even push six kids out of yourself?
05:52:21 Whiplash
My mother even gets letters from the Right to Life organisation
05:52:09 Daniel
I just learned the other day that my grandmother drove my mother to the abortion clinic and it almost happened.
05:51:56 Jake
Damn beaten.
05:51:51 Jake
Them Catholics.
05:51:34 Whiplash
What with six kids and Catholic and all
05:51:33 Accelerator
I think my parents wanted me to be a girl. Or something.
05:51:21 Accelerator
I don't think so.
05:51:19 Whiplash
I'm fairly certain they didn't
05:51:18 Accelerator
Um.
05:50:58 Daniel
btw do any of you know if your parents thought of having an abortion?
05:49:46 Whiplash
"Oh yeah? I'll see you in court!"
05:49:36 Daniel
http://www.hypable.com/2013/06/17/de...finale-ending/ I'm predicting I'll hate the ending
05:49:33 Whiplash
"Ma'am, you can't get pregnant from an optical illusion."
05:49:10 Daniel
was she on drugs when she said this?
05:48:53 Daniel
Go on....
05:48:48 Jake
"3D porn. The semen shoots out of the screen!"
05:48:32 Accelerator
W h a t .
05:48:22 Jake
She specifically claimed it was from watching 3D porn.
05:47:44 Whiplash
Oh god, and she reproduced?
05:47:41 Accelerator
wat
05:47:11 Jake
Yeah, it was woman who had clearly cheated on her husband and thought he and everyone else in the world are fucking morons.
05:45:57 Lymle
I remember this news about a woman getting pregnant from a 3D movie
05:45:14 Accelerator
Oh god what
05:44:50 Whiplash
"Woman sues theatre after getting pregnant from seat"
05:44:30 Whiplash
That'd be a hell of a lawsuit
05:44:15 Lymle
Can we not
05:43:55 Accelerator
Doesn't mean you shouldn't clean them though
05:43:51 Whiplash
Oh suuuure, 'just' for sitting
05:43:49 Lymle
As I said, my struggle is real
05:43:39 Lymle
I have a few pillows that I use just for sitting
05:43:20 Accelerator
immediately afterwards.
05:43:16 Accelerator
You should clean it
05:43:13 Accelerator
Um
05:43:02 Lymle
I should bring a pillow in my purse next time I go to the movies
05:42:44 Accelerator
What if I brought a cushion for you tbh
05:42:28 Lymle
I'll stick to purses tbh
05:42:09 Accelerator
Exactly.
05:42:04 Accelerator
Fuck, she's like my height.
05:41:59 Accelerator
...
05:41:43 Whiplash
Unless she's a lot shorter than you, going to be difficult to watch anything
05:41:31 Accelerator
>there are people around, we aren't unclassy
05:41:23 Accelerator
>I'm just here with you to watch a fucking movie
05:40:54 Jake
Because you're not after the cookies in her jar.
05:40:50 Whiplash
Sitting in his lap is blessing him
05:40:04 Accelerator
Why bless me though.
05:39:34 Lymle
Bless you child
05:39:25 Daniel
awwww
05:38:51 Accelerator
You can sit on my lap in a non sexual way when we see movies together.
05:38:33 Accelerator
You poor soul.
05:38:18 Lymle
It's sad
05:38:15 Lymle
Or purse, if I don't have a coat
05:38:09 Lymle
I always have to sit on my coat or something
05:38:00 Lymle
Theater seats are a pain, too
05:37:27 Whiplash
I've got a cushion on my bike seat and it still isn't enough
05:37:25 Accelerator
Teehee.
05:36:59 Lymle
My struggle is real
05:36:25 Accelerator
TIL, Alex
05:36:15 Accelerator
:c
05:36:15 Lymle
I actually have two big pillows on my computer chair because it just kills me otherwise
05:35:55 Jake
I have a butt too. But it isn't womanly like Bailey's.
05:35:47 Accelerator
And it sucks.
05:35:45 Accelerator
the biggest compliment of my body.
05:35:38 Accelerator
It's like
05:35:37 Accelerator
Girls compliment my butt so much
05:35:37 Lymle
v
05:34:44 Whiplash
I'll take that trade, sick of not being able to sit on wooden benches
05:34:22 Whiplash
But I choose to interpret that remark as a passive-aggressive "You're fat" AND THEM'S FIGHTIN' WERDS
05:34:20 Accelerator
I'd trade, but whatever. >.>
05:34:05 Accelerator
Meanwhile, I actually have a butt.
05:33:10 Whiplash
Actually I've been on an exercise bike a lot this last week so I have actual muscle developing now
05:32:46 Whiplash
Blanket between you and the laptop
05:32:42 Accelerator
I think
05:32:39 Accelerator
::
05:32:38 Accelerator
So are Claire's
05:32:36 Jake
Welp, that's enough internet for today. Going to bed.
05:32:33 Accelerator
You forget
05:32:06 Lymle
I tried that but it was just uncomfortable for me. Then again, my legs are pretty much skin and bone
05:31:13 Accelerator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNb8y...ature=youtu.be
05:30:39 Whiplash
Well, lap really
05:29:57 Jake
Bailey, what is wrong with you?
05:29:41 Whiplash
You sit up and have it on your stomach
05:28:21 Lymle
I've used a laptop in bed before and it's uncomfortable as hell and I don't get how people do it tbh
05:28:08 Accelerator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgTYr-6eMuo
05:27:50 Whiplash
No, that's what having a decent screen and a keyboard on a laptop is for
05:27:22 Lymle
That's what phones are for
05:27:21 Whiplash
*-have
05:26:59 Whiplash
I can't have use a PC while I'm in bed

 




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