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 23:38:41
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23:36:49
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23:36:44
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23:30:56
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I'll now feel weird if I Google him right now. I'll wait a few days. 
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23:26:01
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I'm sure I read somewhere this French porn star apparently killed himself recently.
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23:24:23
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23:21:46
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"It's Adam and Eve! Of course, God did give them three sons and no daughters. Guess he didn't think that one through."
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23:18:35
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23:15:36
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Every woman who wasn't born from a man's rib is going against God's word. All women are sinners!
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23:15:16
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"It's Adam and Eve! Not Adam and Mary J. Blige!"
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23:13:52
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Eve was born from Adam's rib. Not the most regular of relationships to bring up.
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23:13:14
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"You Occasionally Lose Out"?
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23:13:10
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23:13:03
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At least they haven't started saying crap a dime yet.
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23:12:28
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23:12:21
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I'm guessing she doesn't know what it means
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23:11:24
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Is that YOLO I see? Is she being ironic?
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23:11:13
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23:10:19
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Yeah. My parents didn't mean to have me, but I suppose gays couple always intend to have their kids.
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23:09:22
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23:09:17
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Not like 16 year old Tiffannee and her boyfriend Jayden
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23:08:51
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Gays are likely to make better parents than many straight couples because it's so hard for them to become a parent that you know they really, really want to be one
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23:07:43
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That one chick couldn't be bothered to re-write her sign?
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23:07:34
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23:07:21
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Some of these are daft. Plenty of people born to straight parents grow up without one of them, it's not just a gay issue.
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23:06:53
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23:05:50
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23:03:42
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The grammar the opponents are showing is shameful.
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23:03:24
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23:02:43
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I remember something about it being in the news a while back.
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23:02:33
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I think it's legal here but I'm not sure.
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23:01:21
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Every country has idiots. Why would France be different?
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22:59:44
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22:59:29
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22:59:14
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You didn't see the fuss kicked up in France over gay marriage being passed?
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22:58:40
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I imagine most of the countries are former-Soviet states.
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22:58:13
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As far as I'm aware we've got a pretty thriving gay scene.
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22:57:17
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Countries some of you may like to avoid
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22:57:04
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22:56:28
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I wasn't judging ppl
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22:56:04
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I'm only ever interested in making fun of it
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22:54:55
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My mother needs the magical potion of 'Shut the fuck up'. Seriously. >_<
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22:53:24
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22:53:20
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I'm only here for the grotesque auditions
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22:52:10
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I've never given the slightest of shits about the likes of American Idol, X Factor, or The Voice.
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22:52:09
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And yet they completely miss the biggest, most controversial part of the update: switching from roman numerals
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22:51:53
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I am convinced that Sweden would have done much better if they'd sent anime boy. 
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22:51:52
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Urgh, the forecast is miserable all week. I'm bored to hell with revision, all I want is to be able to study outside for a bit.
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22:51:42
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22:51:01
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22:50:41
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It's fun to watch with friends. *shrug*
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22:50:10
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I only care about Eurovision. And in the sense that I care about listening to the songs. I don't really care about the show itself.
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22:49:19
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Honestly though, I don't keep up with anything like Eurovision, X-Factor, The Voice etc.
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22:48:29
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22:48:06
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Didn't you send Englebert Humperdink to the last one? Next year: Lulu
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22:48:01
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22:47:26
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And her entry was no I Need a Hero. It was bland and boring.
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22:47:22
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I can see the Nordic countries doing well because they're usually less involved in international disputes.
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22:46:39
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We sent bloody Bonnie Tyler, for pete's sake.
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22:46:24
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No.
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22:45:46
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... they UK didn't win, did they?
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22:45:39
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You can bet your arse though that the UK won't ever win
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22:45:29
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Hence countries like Sweden, Norway, Germany winning
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22:45:07
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22:45:00
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Nah, more complicated than just voting for your neighbours, there are turns taken
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22:44:08
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They have more neighbours.
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22:43:58
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But based on that, I'd have expected an Eastern bloc country to win.
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22:43:25
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I really wanted your woman to walk into a pole or something when she was walking to the stage on her phone...
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22:42:43
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The favourite always wins because they take into account voting patterns when deciding the favourite
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22:38:55
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ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL IS FREE.
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22:38:04
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22:37:07
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It was actually very close between that, Ukraine (wtf), and Azerbaijan.
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22:36:29
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22:29:42
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22:28:25
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22:25:40
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The shittiest most annoying jingle I've ever heard.
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22:25:29
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If I hear this Lowe's Memorial Day sale ad on Spotify one more fucking time...
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22:12:30
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Ordered a Nook 10 days ago and it's still not been dispatched. I'm disappoint.
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21:46:29
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That's the last time I take two scoops of pre-workout. I'm sitting here after the gym and I'm almost feeling like I do after smoking weed.
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20:35:48
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20:32:59
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My Saturday nights are thrilling and not at all reminiscent of a neckbearded virgin's
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20:32:00
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I beat az giant flying beastie in Monster Hunter, be happy about that.
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20:29:19
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Awww, I was actually going to be happy for you there.
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20:14:53
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Oh fuck it, I'll just get to the end of the joke now. The lady is me.
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20:13:03
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I was offline to spend time with a lady
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19:40:38
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It's kinda rigged in that everyone just votes for their neighbours, but the favourite always manages to win somehow.
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19:36:56
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Usually from the Eastern Bloc and Turkey/Azerbaijan.
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19:36:53
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19:36:28
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19:36:18
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Nevertheless, to me it's a pretty fun and feelgood experience, full of outrageous outfits and deliciously wtf-inducing acts.
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19:35:20
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19:33:27
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Oh. Pretty much as soon as pop music comes up as a subject, I tune this ChatBox out entirely.
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19:32:50
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No, I'm just surprised you haven't heard of it considering the amount we talk about it in here.
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19:32:00
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I can feel you judging the shit outta me.
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19:31:45
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It's like the one night a year Europe (and Israel) does politics through the medium of kitsch Europop and power ballads.
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19:30:37
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19:29:52
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19:29:43
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19:29:27
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I will answer your question while posing my own. What is Eurovision?
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