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15:25:37 Jake
She's a hog in dog skin.
15:24:58 Jake
Sounds like my dog. You know, the one that's not dead.
04:59:46 Jake
And just like that, everything's okay.
04:59:35 Jake
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3306382.html
04:54:06 Jake
... Mentally unstable or Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast?
04:19:28 Jake
I love the Woodland Critter Christmas episode.
04:19:17 Jake
"He did it! Now our critter Christmas can finally happen! Hail Satan!"
03:03:30 Jake
You know except the gay.
03:03:25 Jake
I'm so happy he accepts me.
02:45:45 Jake
It's 46 here. I'm freezing. Fuck cold fronts. I was getting used to the warmth.
02:42:54 Jake
Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords.
21:15:40 Jake
Then again, I'd have trouble holding a sword too if my limbs were the size of twigs.
21:13:12 Jake
She has to two hand her weapon instead because delicacy~
20:25:10 Jake
http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/...0beCgELO21.gif
20:15:38 Jake
This is just foolishness.
20:15:30 Jake
ALL PRAISE THE INFINITE POWER OF THE CLOUD.
20:01:59 Jake
Nope, Gerard Butler nude calendar instead.
20:01:34 Jake
nnnnnnnnnn
19:54:09 Jake
Fine then. A Heavenly Sword stationery set.
19:48:44 Jake
DmC stationery set confirmed.
19:47:29 Jake
Unfortunately, I don't smoke, so I can't complete the image.
19:46:27 Jake
"I don't care."
19:45:24 Jake
Pass.
19:34:21 Jake
I love you, Robin Williams.
19:34:14 Jake
http://25.media.tumblr.com/14f368d34...pf8yo1_500.png
19:32:21 Jake
Back in my day, we all just wore fedoras. That's right, I'm really over sixty years old.
19:28:25 Jake
So 90s. So fashion.
19:27:34 Jake
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hThIYNcdtB...ornets_hat.jpg
19:26:04 Jake
I'll just pre order and get access to my own blimp.
19:25:55 Jake
http://media.rockstargames.com/rocks...1369261225.jpg
19:25:43 Jake
The extras sound largely shit.
19:24:43 Jake
A snapback in the CE. I didn't realize hipsters were GTA fans.
19:13:10 Jake
They can smell the impending doom.
19:12:57 Jake
I'm almost shocked they don't have the arrogance to release it for full price.
19:12:05 Jake
... Piss off.
19:11:01 Jake
They'll let you pay in AUD this time. But it'll be $20 a month because Australia tax.
19:08:57 Jake
How do Australian players pay? Do you have to convert to Euros or something?
19:05:58 Jake
Good luck, S-E. Good luck.
19:05:50 Jake
The company has also revealed that monthly subscription fees for the game will start at $12.99 / Ł7.69 / €10.99.
18:54:38 Jake
And a new favorite image.
18:54:32 Jake
http://i.imgur.com/5B7Pq1T.jpg
18:52:35 Jake
Because those "server side calculations" worked really well for SimShitty.
18:51:44 Jake
Streaming games from the cloud isn't feasible but advanced AI and other calculations are. The cloud is Microsoft's secret sauce.
18:45:47 Jake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW7Rqwwth84
18:45:12 Jake
No more red ring of death for the XO. Instead you'll get error messages on screen. So it's just like Windows now.
18:39:28 Jake
The XO has nice boxes.
18:39:15 Jake
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._SL1500_.jpg
18:35:39 Jake
Oh yeah, that. Bring a barf bucket as you read through it just to be safe.
18:33:56 Jake
You're talking about the fisting B&B, right? Although, I admit seeing FFXIII on the Wii U is equally shocking.
18:28:39 Jake
Joke thread? Joke thread.
18:23:57 Jake
A B&B with fisting... charming.
18:20:56 Jake
And saved.
18:20:53 Jake
http://i.imgur.com/hs8GW.gif
18:15:33 Jake
Wow, ABC, so bold with your cop dramas.
18:15:17 Jake
"It's not who did it. It's why."
18:13:06 Jake
I just have standard mint.
17:59:28 Jake
Mirin'. And by mirin' I mean vomiting profusely.
17:52:06 Jake
MAKE IT STOP.
17:45:18 Jake
Oh god, his description of his penis is even worse.
17:43:12 Jake
Oh god, he described how he smells. GAGGING.
17:39:16 Jake
Finally, someone asks the real questions.
17:39:09 Jake
"What do you smell like?"
17:34:21 Jake
WHY AM I READING THIS THREAD?
17:34:13 Jake
Oh god, he's lactating.
17:34:06 Jake
"you have some sort of glaze on your moobs."
17:28:55 Jake
Or really, Reddit lite. No one cares about 4chan anymore.
17:28:38 Jake
Bodybuilding.com, more like 4chan-lite.
17:25:14 Jake
Looking for the bit with "98% of all games are pirated." Ubisoft's influence.
17:23:46 Jake
I didn't know piracy was rampant on consoles. But apparently, according to PR Report, it totally is.
17:21:51 Jake
Me.
17:18:51 Jake
That's a good one. They should do standup.
17:18:39 Jake
"It's possible we'll see prices drop."
17:18:27 Jake
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=564125
17:13:31 Jake
As someone who didn't play the original, I don't have a huge stake in this. I do want to play it at some point, though. Even though I hear it's criminally short.
17:11:22 Jake
So much potential for meltdowns. I'm excited.
17:07:21 Jake
At the very least it will be for XO and PC. No way they'd limit it to XO only.
17:05:36 Jake
If it were actually an XO exclusive, the meltdowns that would be had.
17:03:58 Jake
Too bad EA will ruin it. "Less parkour, more shooting pls."
17:02:38 Jake
Megaton.
17:00:45 Jake
I'm sticking with calling it the XO.
16:59:36 Jake
Meanwhile, Gamestop employees will just neglect to mention it at all and plug the PS4 instead.
16:46:39 Jake
Oh, and a battle system that isn't stale traditional turn based.
16:45:46 Jake
Now that I think about, that's what SMT pretty much is. Except replace Pokémon with demons.
16:43:33 Jake
A Pokémon gritty reboot would be about the only thing that could get my interest.
16:43:11 Jake
They want to mature it. But not too much.
16:41:24 Jake
Oh shit. We can expect some Kingdom Hearts' level themes then. Light vs. dark, friendship, etc.
16:38:09 Jake
You can fellate those creeps in cars. Confirmed.
16:34:38 Jake
Gay marriage topic comes up. "I just can't support it." Exits the thread. That really gets people known.
16:25:30 Jake
I'll stick to observation. More fun that way.
16:24:13 Jake
Oh dear.
16:23:05 Jake
Being a lesbian's a sin. I KNOW IT'S MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE SOMEWHERE.
16:17:33 Jake
Boy, that escalated quickly.
16:15:22 Jake
And before a Spanish speaker assails me, I realize they don't actually have the same pronunciation.
16:14:09 Jake
Stupid GAF and its stupid jokes.
16:12:24 Jake
The Xbox Juan.
15:59:03 Jake
Claire's Xbox One thread is doing about as well as I expect the XO to do outside of Murrica.
15:58:06 Jake
Or the kitchen sink.
05:00:24 Jake
Scott is fifteen. And I'm afraid he has cancer. In his ass.
04:57:34 Jake
"And you know what, that wasn't really Radiohead talking. I just dubbed their voices over."
04:43:00 Jake
"That'll be six dollars." "Okay, and how much is that in pubes?"

 




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