Ethan

I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT SE BEING AWESOME.

That logo doesn't seem so fake anymore, does it?

facebook is sucking big fake tits right now D: Keeps graying out on the messenger...

WHY AREN'T WE FRIENDS? D:

Finding so much artwork on him !!! <3

Someone has never seen Peace Walker before, clearrrrrly.

My favourite part was the betta grafix options.

You know, so that the game can look marginally better at 10FPS.

I dunno, man. Kingdom Hearts has a lot of flipping and sliding and on such a small screen, when using lock-on, the camera goes nuts trying to keep up with the target. How the hell am I supposed to prioritise when it's spinning like a tilt-a-whirl?

It's pretty bad bro.

In the interest of fairness.



But Ethan. Ethan. Aqua said "Power is born within the heart" and I pressed start, but I couldn't skip the cutscene. Ethan. This game is holding me hostage.

And the PLANITb Simple and Clean remix was a fucking awful choice for the intro movie. Shit don't gel.

And what is up with Jaius Lenus over here?



Look at that chin! You could serve a fucking pizza on it!

eety. eety i'm trying i rilly am. It hurts my soul. It hurts the kingdom of my heart. ;;

I think you'll appreciate this mirror image of yourself... I believe it's your doppelganger..