Oh I give it two days and I'm gone. But I can live with that because I'll never fit in with them and really, I don't want to.

Can't fault you for that. You could try taking my approach and ignoring them, but I think I can already tell that isn't exactly your style. Sadly, I have to say I don't think you'll last long around here but while you do I'll be sure to enjoy your company. And hey, it's possible I'm wrong.

I thought about it. Thing is I'm actually a very nice guy. If you could describe me in one word it would be "meek." However I don't like people talking shit to me, disrespecting me and trying to bully me. I've had to deal with that my whole life and in the business world and I sent bullies and sharks packing with my foot in their ass for the memories. A lot, and I mean A LOT of the people on this forum think they can disrespect me and then threaten me with a ban because I don't kiss their ass after they slapped me the face. I'm sorry but I don't operate that way. I do appreciate your concern and part of this is my fault for letting the glamour of this site blind me to the horrible people who inhabit the forums. The way to get along around here is to let people insult me and then thank them for doing it, all the while tending to duties in Jake's and Ethan's Kiss My Ass Club. That's just not me. I'm sorry. It's not.

Hm. You ever think you could benefit from softening your words somewhat? I'm not here to lecture you, but I find you rather amusing and yet see you spiraling on the fast track towards a ban. I'd like to see you stick around, if at all possible.

Sure. I'm not opposed to that idea.

You.

Let's be friends.