Well, if that's what you want.

[Agent Dunham]

Also known as "I do my job and this is what I get".

Unfortunately, slimshadymazz is no longer with us. Because when I have to repeat myself several times, I stop being nice.
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[Lymle]

Rest In Peace.

[Kitmitsu]

Suppose this won't be happening then:

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[Agent Dunham]

rofl. Oh that's classic.

[Rade]

'I have a degree in freelance writing.'
'I wrote walkthru's'

'I get $700.00 a week to play FFXIII'??? :blink:

[Aquaman]

'I have a degree in freelance writing.'
'I wrote walkthru's'

'I get $700.00 a week to play FFXIII'??? :blink:

Shifty way of saying "I have nothing better to do, and my self-esteem just hit rock bottom. So I am going to sit on my ass and collect unemployment and hopefully enjoy the pedophilistic activities in XIII."

And yes, I totally just made up a word.

[Rade]

$700.00 in unemployment benefits? What does he have a whole litter of kids or something?? I only get £50 a week in benefits >.>

[Whiplash]

Midvale: now offering degrees in freelance writing (AVAILABLE ONLINE!!!!!1!)

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[Kitmitsu]

I only get £50 a week in benefits >.>

Explain yourself. I want these benefits.

[Aquaman]

Midvale: now offering degrees in freelance writing (AVAILABLE ONLINE!!!!!1!)

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[Agent Dunham]

I have wrote a poem. Would u lyk 2 hear it?

[Whiplash]

Is it about killing your ex-wife or being a hardcore wigger?

[Rade]

Explain yourself. I want these benefits.

I left uni and am jobless so I get job seeker's allowance. I miss my student loan :'(

[Whiplash]

Try prostitution, Kit. I hear it pays well.

[Kitmitsu]

I left uni and am jobless so I get job seeker's allowance. I miss my student loan :'(

Oh question. You don't have to begin paying it back straight away do you? I think it's the same as if you complete your course i.e. paying it back when you start earning 15k+ but a lot of other people seem to think that isn't the case.

Try prostitution, Kit. I hear it pays well.

Don't you think I've tried that girlfriend? No one wants to be with a girl with a gunshot wound.

[Agent Dunham]

Is it about killing your ex-wife or being a hardcore wigger?

No. It goes...

I had a cat named Snowball
She died, she died
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied, she lied!
Why, o why is my cat dead
Couldn't that Chrysler have hit me instead

[Whiplash]

^I had a hamster named Snuffy ;;


England makes you pay back the dole?


What a sucky country.

[Rade]

Oh question. You don't have to begin paying it back straight away do you? I think it's the same as if you complete your course i.e. paying it back when you start earning 15k+ but a lot of other people seem to think that isn't the case.

If you're talking about the job seeker's, then you don't have to pay it back at all.

If you're talking about student loan, you start paying it back when you're in a job where you earn £15k a year or more. If you went your whole life without ever earning that much then you'd never have to pay it back. But it's not that much to pay out each month, only a certain percentage of your income that isn't really noticeable from the amount you earn.

[Ariana]

No. It goes...

I had a cat named Snowball
She died, she died
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied, she lied!
Why, o why is my cat dead
Couldn't that Chrysler have hit me instead


I know the secret behind this poem. You can't hide from me, Shuyu. :ninja:

[Kitmitsu]

If you're talking about the job seeker's, then you don't have to pay it back at all.

If you're talking about student loan, you start paying it back when you're in a job where you earn £15k a year or more. If you went your whole life without ever earning that much then you'd never have to pay it back. But it's not that much to pay out each month, only a certain percentage of your income that isn't really noticeable from the amount you earn.

Oh I know you don't have to pay back job seekers allowance. It's just some people I know seem to think you have to start paying back your student loan before you begin earning over 15k if you leave early. Why would they make you do that? Morons.

[Rade]

No you definitely don't have to start paying it back straight away. Yeah I don't see how that would be any different to leaving normally lol =/

I got a letter from the loan company the other day asking me to fill out a long ass form to tell them what my circumstances are, even though in the letter it says they know I'm unemployed -_-

[Ahmadhelld]

I like this man :aldo: