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Hitoshura
Apr 04 2007, 12:36 AM
LAWLZ!!!
uhh......
Why do clouds float in the sky?
Lifrasthir
Apr 04 2007, 12:42 AM
Cause they can!
Why is Cloud so angsty?
Hitoshura
Apr 04 2007, 12:52 AM
Because hes waiting for his move to SHABOINK!! on Tifa
Why do trees exist ?
Devious
Apr 04 2007, 12:55 AM
Because without trees, there would be no potatoes. =D
Why does being hit with a hammer hurt?
Lifrasthir
Apr 04 2007, 12:56 AM
You forgot to ask it to move out of the way politely. ^^
Why is Latin not taught in some high schools?
Devious
Apr 04 2007, 01:45 AM
Because some high schools don't teach latin. =)
Why is cheese smellah?
Slim__Cognito
Apr 04 2007, 03:56 AM
cause monkeys eat grass.
why cant i see after staring into the sun for an hour?
Unknown Kaze
Apr 04 2007, 06:25 AM
because the moon doesnt like you.
How come cabbages are green?
Misschoco
Apr 04 2007, 10:52 AM
^cause i dont like cabbage
why are carrots orange?
Hitoshura
Apr 05 2007, 01:20 AM
cuz it matched the chewiness.
how come chickens cant fly?
Devious
Apr 05 2007, 01:40 AM
Because millions and millions of years ago, the Kentuckyosaurus hunted down each and every chicken in existance and devored their wings. The tradition is continued to this day in a wicked and evil cult called Kentucky Fried Chicken, started in 1942 by Colonel Hautlaund Sauder, second in command to Adolf Hitler. They specialize in the torture and interrogation of suspicious chickens before butchering and dipping them in hydrogenated oil with a deadly fat content, to be served to the general public. Their goal is to give each and every American abnormally high blood pressure. They are succeeding. They must be stopped at all costs. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
Why do pigs have to be so smart?
Slim__Cognito
Apr 05 2007, 02:00 AM
cause i eat them before they do.
why is popcorn called popcorn?
Slim__Cognito
Apr 05 2007, 02:05 AM
(sorry i posted right as domino posted)
because they went to police acadamy
what are diktshunarys used for
Unknown Kaze
Apr 05 2007, 08:56 AM
Dicking shunarys.... O.o
What is the meaning of medulla oblingata?
jessica_jetz
Apr 05 2007, 11:00 PM
nevermind.
Yurian
Apr 06 2007, 03:00 AM
That's what Chuck Norris said.
...random.
Why is it, that my heart flutters everytime I look at you? *flickers eye lashes*
Enedok
Apr 06 2007, 03:58 PM
Because you can see jessica_jetz's very, very, upper part chest, perv:P
Didn't we already have a AASQGASA?
Kitmitsu
Apr 06 2007, 07:32 PM
Possibly but thats all the way on the other side of the forum :rolleyes:
Why did the Dreamcast die?
Misschoco
Apr 06 2007, 07:49 PM
cause sony hired al-qaeda to assassinate it
why is the sky blue?
Enedok
Apr 06 2007, 09:01 PM
Its not just blue. Its also black, white, red, orange, green and gray. Just like me on a really, really bad day.
What do I look like on a really, really bad day?
Misschoco
Apr 06 2007, 09:11 PM
like Egg yolk
what does qwerty mean?
Rekhyt
Apr 06 2007, 10:10 PM
Q.W.E.R.T.Y. means Q Words Exist Rarely, Thank You
Why is my foot asleep?
Lifrasthir
Apr 06 2007, 10:30 PM
Because your foot's lazy.
Who is Michael Ford?
Käthe
Apr 07 2007, 02:40 PM
yo mama.
Why do people (sister) throw mini chocolate caramel eggs and remote controls at me?
Flint
Apr 07 2007, 02:47 PM
Because if they threw them at Chuck Norris they'd receive a roundhouse kick to the face in return.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Käthe
Apr 07 2007, 02:51 PM
your hullusinating. dont take drugs! naughty naughty.
How come our toys don't come alive when we are around?
Enedok
Apr 07 2007, 03:08 PM
Because Chuck-Will-Kill them every time they stands up.
I need to calm down, whats the best way?
Lifrasthir
Apr 07 2007, 05:44 PM
Run a 10K race then dunk your head in baked beans.
Why can't I see?
Rekhyt
Apr 07 2007, 09:57 PM
Because God really dosn't like you.
Why am I a stereotype?
Devious
Apr 08 2007, 03:31 AM
Because Monotype is too cool for you.
Why don't people have wings?
Ringlets
Apr 08 2007, 06:59 PM
Because they prefer steak.
Can you eat a lamp-post?
Lifrasthir
Apr 08 2007, 07:19 PM
Only if I put butter on it.
Why am I tired?
Ringlets
Apr 08 2007, 07:23 PM
Because your wheels need replacing.
Are buffalo wings actually from buffalos?
Rekhyt
Apr 08 2007, 07:34 PM
No they're made from 100% buffalo substitute.
Why is the PS3 better than life in general?
Ringlets
Apr 09 2007, 11:31 AM
Because it can cure cancer.
Can a computer REALLY fold proteins?
Flint
Apr 09 2007, 01:35 PM
Only if it believes it can and we all give it some encouragement.
Do you want fries with that?
Käthe
Apr 09 2007, 01:54 PM
Aslong as i get a free toy with that.
Mars mini eggs... WHY?
Flint
Apr 09 2007, 02:09 PM
Because there's no-one willing to stand up and say 'NO! STOP THE MADNESS AND MAKE THEM A DECENT SIZE YOU MISERABLE CHEAPSKATES!'
Is this a question?
Rekhyt
Apr 09 2007, 04:53 PM
Is this an answer?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Ringlets
Apr 09 2007, 05:38 PM
It wouldnt because it died from lack of breath after asking itself the same question.
Why do those guys trying to sell insurance always phone when you sit down for tea?
Misschoco
Apr 09 2007, 08:06 PM
its a conspiracy........
whats RDA????
Flint
Apr 10 2007, 01:47 PM
RDA = Rapidly Dancing Aardvark.
If a tree falls over in the forest and no-one is around to hear it, what colour is the tree?
S-r-ex
Apr 10 2007, 09:42 PM
black and white for animals, possibly purple to birds
ASCII stupid question?
Ringlets
Apr 11 2007, 08:39 AM
SDVOO smart answer.
Is Rub a Ducks not the greatest PS3 game ever?
Kitmitsu
Apr 11 2007, 02:04 PM
HELL YES IT IS!
Why does Pepsi taste better than Coke?
Ringlets
Apr 11 2007, 03:06 PM
Because its made with artificial acid trip.
Why do wireless networks suck so much?
Misschoco
Apr 11 2007, 04:00 PM
their to small
why can birds fly?
Rekhyt
Apr 11 2007, 04:07 PM
They can't, your just really drunk/stoned.
Why do I only post in the off topic section?
Käthe
Apr 11 2007, 04:15 PM
you tell me.
does it matter if my computer's temperature is 45 degree's??
Misschoco
Apr 11 2007, 04:42 PM
yes another effect of global warming
whats rice made from???
Askyria
Apr 11 2007, 08:51 PM
Water + rice cooker = rice.
Why is whiteout white?
Hitoshura
Apr 12 2007, 01:14 AM
Cuz it makez the stuff out in white
Why is Spongebob yellow ?
Käthe
Apr 12 2007, 01:16 AM
because god made him that way.
why?
Megalixir
Apr 12 2007, 02:07 AM
Because god was bored and decided to make a homosexual cartoon figure that could rally children together to watch his show.
Why do I exist?
Hitoshura
Apr 12 2007, 02:10 AM
because were all human
Why do we have eyebrows ?
Megalixir
Apr 12 2007, 02:11 AM
Because there is a condom in your siggy.
Why?
Hitoshura
Apr 12 2007, 02:19 AM
because Cleris are bunch of faggots
Why do women have boobs ?
Devious
Apr 12 2007, 02:38 AM
because Cleris are bunch of faggots
Why do women have boobs ?
LOL Family Guy!
"So we've got something to look at while talking to them!" (or something like that)
Why is Peter Griffin fat?
Yurian
Apr 12 2007, 03:31 AM
Because I don't watch Family Guy. :O :P
Gah...I really don't. Ehehe...
Why are...Super Moderators Super Sexy?
Misschoco
Apr 12 2007, 05:55 PM
they eat botox
why are cocoa beans yellow?
aldo
Apr 24 2007, 01:09 AM
lol i didn't know that.
Why would anyone want to have dick when they could have a fine dyme?
niinag
Apr 24 2007, 01:26 AM
To leave it oh so greasy.
Would you choose water over whine? :crazy:
Aquaman
Apr 29 2007, 03:45 AM
Water cause you need it to live.:w00t:
Who do you think made a better business:
- Apple
- Microsoft (not in terms of net worth or Halo)
Misschoco
Apr 29 2007, 02:16 PM
apple because apples are healthier :w00t:
how olds a oak tree??:crazy: :crazy:
XxFeaRLeSsxX
Apr 29 2007, 03:08 PM
Old because I say so :P
Why is a circle round? ;)
Sythe
Apr 29 2007, 05:05 PM
cuz it's not a square.:crazy:
why is every on like alright pancakes when they see them but when their done eating their freakin' sick of them?
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