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Sekai
Sep 28 2009, 06:09 PM
Eternal boredom, then ask me anything - anything - and I'll try to respond in the most honest and sincere as possible.

Kuja Las Vegas
Sep 28 2009, 06:14 PM
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 but hot dog buns come in packages of 10?

Ruozka
Sep 28 2009, 06:15 PM
What is the meaning of life?

Kuja Las Vegas
Sep 28 2009, 06:17 PM
Question: Can you dig through 200 pages of the post your pic thread for me, to find a pic of Shuyu?

Sekai
Sep 28 2009, 06:23 PM
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 but hot dog buns come in packages of 10?

Because it would be prejudice to the agribusiness companies, sacrificing a pig on it, just to add another 2 sausages in a package that they can sell 8 for the price of 10.

Sekai
Sep 28 2009, 06:26 PM
What is the meaning of life?


My father always said that only after reading the guide of the Galaxy backpackers we fully understand the reason for being.

Cruxis
Sep 28 2009, 06:34 PM
Question: Can you dig through 200 pages of the post your pic thread for me, to find a pic of Shuyu?

THREAD HIJACK.

Use the search function.

:wtf:

Thula
Sep 28 2009, 06:48 PM
Question: Can you dig through 200 pages of the post your pic thread for me, to find a pic of Shuyu?
Do I look like a stalker if I say I did?
Not that I am a stalker, just saying. :cathryn:

Sekai
Sep 28 2009, 06:51 PM
Question: Can you dig through 200 pages of the post your pic thread for me, to find a pic of Shuyu?


I believe, according to the logic if you did not find any picture of her/he is because this person does not have any pictures in this forum.

Moklin
Sep 28 2009, 07:39 PM
Who is the coolest person on this forum? Who´s going to die in Final Fantasy XIII?

R. Daneel Olivaw
Sep 28 2009, 07:44 PM
Why are my pubes not growing back as fast as usual? D=

Kuja Las Vegas
Sep 28 2009, 08:04 PM
Who is the coolest person on this forum?

Shuyu, hands down. :whistle: Just by the fact that EVERYONE knows who she is, even guests who've never registered.

Who´s going to die in Final Fantasy XIII?

Dajh for certain is turned into a Crystal, based on Jihl's words. We see Serah turning into one in a magazine scan. And based on Jihl's evil, I'd say Jihl and Yaag both have a chance of dying.

Sekai
Sep 28 2009, 08:13 PM
Who is the coolest person on this forum? Who´s going to die in Final Fantasy XIII?


1° : S°K°Y .
2° : Nobody will die. ^_^

Ruozka
Sep 28 2009, 08:14 PM
Who is the king of the world

Living Tear
Sep 28 2009, 08:15 PM
Are you a virgin?

Sekai
Sep 28 2009, 08:17 PM
Why are my pubes not growing back as fast as usual? D=


Because your hormones are changing, or maybe you have a rare anomaly.

Sekai
Sep 28 2009, 08:18 PM
Who is the king of the world


God! :cookie:

Sekai
Sep 28 2009, 08:19 PM
Are you a virgin?

No, I had sex 4 times per week. :origa:

R. Daneel Olivaw
Sep 28 2009, 08:19 PM
Who is a non-fictional King of the world?

Sekai
Sep 28 2009, 08:21 PM
Who is a non-fictional King of the world?

Our lord Christ. ^_^

R. Daneel Olivaw
Sep 28 2009, 08:25 PM
I said non-fictional:cookie:

Cruxis
Sep 28 2009, 08:26 PM
No, I had sex 4 times per week. :origa:
Could you graphically describe these occasions?

Nagadick
Sep 28 2009, 08:34 PM
Who is a non-fictional King of the world?

LOL <3

Our lord Christ. ^_^

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/heartattack2.jpg

Käthe
Sep 28 2009, 08:37 PM
I said non-fictional:cookie:

:patriot: <3

Reesie Cup
Sep 28 2009, 08:40 PM
Did you know I raided yer fridge last night?
And why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?

Ruozka
Sep 28 2009, 08:59 PM
What are teh coordinatez to the allmighty god?

Moklin
Sep 28 2009, 09:00 PM
What im going to eat tomorrow at diner?:|

Neophoton
Sep 29 2009, 01:41 AM
I said non-fictional:cookie:
I lul'd.


You sir, just won yourself a free Internet.

Warui
Sep 29 2009, 05:26 AM
Is the grass really greener on the other side?

Sundance Kid
Sep 29 2009, 06:08 AM
1° : S°K°Y .
2° : Nobody will die. ^_^
Nah man sorry, I'M the most awesome one here.

Whiplash
Sep 29 2009, 06:20 AM
Why haven't you stopped double posting despite numerous reminders and a looming suspension?

adiduz
Sep 29 2009, 07:30 AM
Why haven't you stopped double posting despite numerous reminders and a looming suspension?
That's what I was going to ask Whip. Are you like the typical BR on an mmo rpg who says "puff me plox"?

Don't need to comment....it's horrible :wtf:

You look good , it's not horrible at all. :)

Thanks! :cool:
Why did you say thanks when someone was complimenting someone elses photo?

Who is the coolest person on this forum?

1° : S°K°Y
Cynthia? The relationship counselor...

No no... I have 23! :P

This photos I have posted are from 2 years ago.

I'm not a boy, I'm a man. I even married. ^_^

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t208/adiduz1989/face.png

Chinchila
Sep 29 2009, 11:22 AM
Sorry but I don't wanna get involved anything.

Actually the coolest person in here is Neal , Whiplash comes second.

But Relampago , I'll vote for you for the most good-looking handsome man in here. XD

Sekai
Sep 29 2009, 11:48 AM
Could you graphically describe these occasions?


1024 :cathryn:

Did you know I raided yer fridge last night?
And why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?

1° Of course I know. News travels fast!
2° To reach the other side and back to your chicken coop.

What are teh coordinatez to the allmighty god?

In our faith and heart. :halo:

What im going to eat tomorrow at diner?:|

Anything that your mom cooks.

Sekai
Sep 29 2009, 12:03 PM
Is the grass really greener on the other side?

Much more green than you can imagine. :wtf:

But Relampago , I'll vote for you for the most good-looking handsome man in here. XD

:dance:

Shanana
Sep 29 2009, 12:10 PM
My question is, why do you keep double posting? :aldo:

Ruozka
Sep 29 2009, 12:23 PM
Umm my navigator only takes coordinatez in number so GIVE THEM TO ME!!!!11!!11!!1!!! I WANTO TO GO SEE THIS GUY CALLED GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!

Sekai
Sep 29 2009, 12:51 PM
My question is, why do you keep double posting? :aldo:

shaushaushaushau. I honestly don't know. T_T ( I want help :'( )

Umm my navigator only takes coordinatez in number so GIVE THEM TO ME!!!!11!!11!!1!!! I WANTO TO GO SEE THIS GUY CALLED GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!

Try took this into your navigator : 7+7+7

Whiplash
Sep 29 2009, 12:55 PM
My question is, why do you keep double posting? :aldo:

Suicide by Whiplash is all I can think of.

Moklin
Sep 29 2009, 05:14 PM
When im going to die?

Reesie Cup
Sep 29 2009, 07:19 PM
Could you graphically describe these occasions?

1024 :cathryn:

I love you -_-

Okay, next question: key the tires or bust the windows out?

Cruxis
Sep 29 2009, 07:56 PM
I've gotta admit, I lul'ed at the graph.

:cathryn:

Dark Chaos
Sep 29 2009, 10:07 PM
Why do english speaking people called the sport "FOOTBALL" that way,if they use their hands like 95% of the game,and that oval looking thing they carry is not even a "BALL",or maybe I need glasses.

Sundance Kid
Sep 29 2009, 10:12 PM
My question is, why do you keep double posting? :aldo:
Cuz he knows the coordinates to the almighty Gawd.

Shanana
Sep 29 2009, 10:43 PM
But it would be easier to just say to go to the fiction section of your local library.

Sekai
Sep 30 2009, 11:39 AM
I love you -_-

Okay, next question: key the tires or bust the windows out?

Bust the windows out. :wtf:


Why do english speaking people called the sport "FOOTBALL" that way,if they use their hands like 95% of the game,and that oval looking thing they carry is not even a "BALL",or maybe I need glasses.

Because they don't know how to kick.