What's your life story?

[Astraia]

why not tell a little bit more about yourselves in this thread?
About what you do, about your dreams, and maybe a little bit about your family.....so that the others can get an idea of what you really are in real life.

here's mine:

I'm just an average asian girl with a sad past. My mother died of cancer when i was still 10, and years later, my father married a gold-digging bitch. Yes, she's my evil stepmother. And i also happen to have two bratty stepsisters. I hate them all. <_<

my father told me that i was just adopted when i was already in my senior year in high school. hoemahgawd. I used to get depressed just thinking about it, but now, i feel kinda proud. D:

okay, enough with the drama.

I'm a fine arts student. After graduation, I'll move to california to get a degree in character design....or whatever you guys call it. D:

i also sing, play the piano and do martial arts. :origa:



CMON GAIZ, LETZ GET TO KNOE EACH OTHA BETTAH :aldo:

[Tidus]

I do Mixed Martial Arts ( If anyone has every heard of such organizations as the UFC, Strikeforce, or Dream ).....The art standouts are mainly Wrestling, Muay Thai, Brazilian Ju Jit Su, and Kickboxing. My first fight is coming up at the end of this year or beginning of next.

I've had a really rough childhood...I've dealt with depression alot...Fighting is my way of screaming back at the world. I love the technical aspects of studying a particular fighter for weeks in advance....and going out there to dissect what he does. It's like a chess game....except you get to smash people's faces in :)

I'd like to be a pro fighter. I'm getting an opportunity to train with a pro coach. He has his own team. I'll fight some amateur fights and hopefully you'll see me on tv someday very soon.

[Caelignis]

Well, My story begins with adoption as well, didn't find out till 7th grade :\
So anyway I have a little brother (16) whom I still adore (Lolz)....We used to do so much shit together at the mall and stuff, like we'd act like those handicaped retards (:\)
I've had three tickets, one for parking in the wrong place, (bullshit, the sign clearly said 'Parking for Luby's') the other two for speeding (once I almost hit a deer...it just jumped right in front of me...wtf suicidal deer lol??)
So as my life continues from 7th grade, I didn't have my first boyfriend till about the end of that year. Broke up with him before school started up again.
I had a girlfriend (Asian FTW!!!xDD) but she moved around the end of that year. :'(
Mom and Dad didn't take it too kindly about that little thing right there...but whatever, It's Genetics right??
Anyway, onward to teh future...Sophmore year, boy this was a pain. Found out I have a twin :\...
Apperently she and I got seperated at birth...Hopefully someday I might find her.
Stayed very depressed that year for some reason (part of it is still with me :()
So...Junior year xD first car bitches...as well as my first ticket, parked in the wrong fucking place :nag:. Also started working that year (Bowling Alley FTW). Also to those who know the story...this was the year where I almost dated the 'not-so-gay girlfirend'...Oh and on a side note, I found out she dropped out this year so :\...I think around this time I joined the forums xD


Well, that pretty much sums up my school life. Anyway, I don't have talent like you Judy (xD) so I can't draw worth shit :aldo:

CMON GAIZ, IT NOT SOO BHAD :wtf:

[Light Caelum]

Well...
All my life I've been raised by my mom, along with my two older brothers ( a pair). Never lived with my parents together or had any other broters who shared same mom and dad. My dad left my mum when I was still little and we didn't have communication until I reached High. During my kiddie years at school I always used to hang around with guys since it was pretty difficult to me to fit in a world filled with lipstick :wtf: So, that was until intermediary year when the "Lonely" me started to hate everyone around her. I didn't have any friends until 8th grade (middle) when I meet the guy that I liked every since the beginning. Time passed and the son Of a Bitch stop talking to me because of some freak who took a Joke way to seriously (Though I think that was an excuse) since I was seeing that from the beggining, it didn't surprise me. Then at school I met another three guys (Two girls, one guy) who became my very best friends until 11, when one of them left to another country and the other started hanging with another people. Soo now at college I just hang out with everyone, talk to everyone but never with the same group.
At this point my dad started to worried about me (Though him and my older sister say it otherwise) sticked in my school business (not acting like such) but everytime gave me the famous speech of "you have to study" thing.
I made it through High School in a mess of gossips between groups and right into college. At the second semester i was diagnosed with "Attention Deficit (Don't know if that is how its said) and been getting treated ever since.
Life leasons? I've learned that maybe it's better to not stick with anyone until proved otherwise. Right now I have my one bestest (?) friend and friends who I can count in my hand (?) but I mus say they are the best. Not let anything get in my way and do what I want the way I want. Let people think that they're in control and when they want to start picking a fight just let them be...and pretend like I care. To think that there are a lot of people in worst situations than mine, that no matter how things turn out I can keep control of them. That real friends stick with you until the end and not trust in everyone and so one.I am not a family girl, in fact, I hate that family members stick their nose in my business, which have become a problem because it turned me in a little rebel.
A One of my dreams is to play the violin, ever since a child though my parents thinks it's a waste of time for me because I'll leave it unfinished. Also I would like to travel around the world, but specially to UK (England really got my attention). To learn more languages and to graduate at least from College and keep working on what I've studied, since it would be pretty disturbing not to.

I guess that's it ;)

[SUPER JAM]

I do Mixed Martial Arts ( If anyone has every heard of such organizations as the UFC, Strikeforce, or Dream ).....The art standouts are mainly Wrestling, Muay Thai, Brazilian Ju Jit Su, and Kickboxing. My first fight is coming up at the end of this year or beginning of next.

I've had a really rough childhood...I've dealt with depression alot...Fighting is my way of screaming back at the world. I love the technical aspects of studying a particular fighter for weeks in advance....and going out there to dissect what he does. It's like a chess game....except you get to smash people's faces in :)

I'd like to be a pro fighter. I'm getting an opportunity to train with a pro coach. He has his own team. I'll fight some amateur fights and hopefully you'll see me on tv someday very soon.

Keep fighting man , wow you can do Muay Thai , oh that's great. UFC is the best i think - Dana White :aldo: I wish you can become like The Rock :P or maybe become like Jet Li and appear on films. Good Luck!



My life story is not bitter drama. But no one is perfect , therefore i had dealt with emotional struggle inside , i mean when i was on 7th-8th grade , I was attacked by depression as I couldn't stand on some bad feedbacks like when someones said bad things about me which it's just word-abusing , accusing , flaming , I...I just can't bear it :'( and I had stuck with it so long until I can understand it and move on. Seriously i really hate criticism too but i know i have to accept abusing and criticism with grace and in balanced way , rather than being crushed like a shrinking violet or explosive like a diva. Even though I don't have problems with physical and material comforts , but i have such fucking fragile ego and i know i should improve, i mean i should be more shameless and nonchalant :wtf: like "It's your problem , not mine" attitude.

At least all i know is im not the most unlucky person in the world. I still have my family , buddies and siblings who care me and encourage me and raise me up from the darkness. And now i realize that life is such like the performance while we're the performers singing on the center of the stage. And some audiences may clap for us with compliment , while some may throw load of shoes and yell with mocking to us and our performances. But hey! all the thing i know now is the show must go on , not everyone will cherish us , not everyone will believe and put the faith in us and approve all of our doings. Therefore , don't run to the backstage as long as the show doesn't end yet , no matter how the audiences will respond :wtf: But there are still the audiences who are happy and appreciate with us and our performances. :P

That's how i realize now , i still have people who support and believe in me , therefore i don't need to hold back what's wrong and who wrongs me in the past , today is more important :) as long as it's not the truth , so just don't care and let move on. Life has much much more interesting things for us to do , i'm just trying to find my light and find who i really am now.

But i admire you Judy (astraia) , even you have lost the one you love at the very young age and found out that you're adopt child. But you can be happy and keep moving on in life and not stuck with it for so long...it's really great. If i were you maybe i may end up sucking and stuck up , not easily to let go and move on to find my light. You've met much more tough than me , but you can fight for it with the stronger heart , great ! i admire you :)

[Ahmadhelld]

well...
I'm a student, I have my dad, my mom, two sisters and one brother... I'm the most lover of games in my family so they tell me that I'm a crazy. My life is good, nothing really special, I'm learning on c++ lately,just a little. I remember when I fell from the roof when I was ten but I don't know, I didn't really get hurt. I love games so much and the most is FF series, I have alot of dreams but I prefer to keep it to myself. so... that's it, I love my life and I hope I will love it more in the future.^_^

[Dystopia]

Im in the tl:dr mood so I'll just make it short

I love Muay Thai

[Kuja Las Vegas]

My god, are you ALL Lesbians or something?

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DETAILS PLEZ!:wub:

[Scarlet]

All righty, let me start off with the depressin' bits...

I grew up as the "oreo-cookie" child (the black kid that "acted white"). When I was young, I didn't know any hip-hop/rap music (my mom listened to 80's music and my dad hates cuss words), I couldn't dance, and I talked differently. So, when I started school, most of the black kids would either joke me or ignore me completely.

So then, when I started hanging out with the other race kids, they thought I was being racist against them and wasn't proud of being black. I just couldn't win XD

I grew up being bullied because of my size, my looks, how I talked, and how awkward I could act around people at times. It still continues today, and for a long time I suffered with self-esteem issues and depression.

Family? I don't have close relationships with family like most people do. My mom and dad's side of the family don't know each other (and even if they did, they wouldn't like each other), so I don't have family Thanksgivings or reunions or visits.

And I have seizures. Damn seizures. >_<

AND NOW FOR TEH AWESOME BITS!
Well, I'm a basically straight A student (except for when math gets me. Fuck math.) and teachers like me, so if I get a bad grade or mess up in class, I don't really get in trouble. :lol:

My friends are the most awesome friends in the world- okay, you're friends can be awesome too :rolleyes:- and the family that I do know are just... awesome!

I used to take karate, but I quit, but now I'm in the acting program at my school. I love video games and plan to be a game designer/animator/actress/author one day, and I plan to travel the world and talk to sexy people when I get older! Woo hoo! :D

And I hate math. That's it. ^_^

And you guys have some pretty powerful/inspirational life stories...

[Caelignis]

My lesson in life is not to be in a relationship for a while...:aldo:

I find it hard to believe that I like both sexes...but I can't find anyone...wtf is something wrong with me??

[Jaggerjack]

Another semi-fucked up childhood here. :wtf:

Well lets star, I was about 10, when to my grandparents house with my mom for a week or so, when came home I entered first, when I entered the master bedroom (my dad´s one) found him with another women, who my mother just come up also, and saw it, wich made them divorce. They tried to make me forget it by buying me stuff and videogames, but I looked like dakota fanning, I was too cold didn´t react to almost anything :(

Two years later I went to the beach, In the middle of the travel the car I was crashed, with a 350 size truck, my pelvis was almos separated wich left me without walking or doing anything for 3 months (all my vacations :wtf: ) since then I cant see a truck on a highway, I just get flashbacks of the crash and start to cover my eyes scared ;-;

I discovered, my girlfriend was cheating on my this year before graduation in a party, which almost made me do something.. (If it wasn´t because of my friends there) I was too angry... And well, i wanted to be a profesional chef, but my family didn´t considered that it was a "real" carrer for life, and made me abandon it:'(....

[Lord Of Dumbasses]

And well, i wanted to be a profesional chef, but my family didn´t considered that it was a "real" carrer for life, and made me abandon it:'(....

OK I'll say it... That's fucking lame dude! Why the hell would you bother to listen to your parents and stop doing things you like?

Now about me...

My first years of life were spent with my grandmother, and she is most likely one of the most important people for me.

My parents are alive, but they just didn't give a damn about me.

When I was 8, I got a depression and lost the fear of anything since then.

I only solved it some years later, when I gave a 360 spin and got the gangsta style, yet I still care about anyone more than myself ( you can say I'm the guy who always gives his chair to the one who hasn't got a spot).

I also started playing guitar, which is the one thing I guess I am truly good at. I'm always seen as a leader for other people.

Also, I'm an As student, yet I hate school and usually, I hate my teachers. And today, I still don't like my parents...

Life's not perfect, but it's not half bad either.

[Jaggerjack]

OK I'll say it... That's fucking lame dude! Why the hell would you bother to listen to your parents and stop doing things you like?



Because Im stupid, and they treatened me with kicking me out of the house when I was 18, and wont pay for the cheff classes among other things, Now im in college, in another carrer (wich has to do with food bussines aldo) but is not the same, I plan i doing cheff classes in the future (when I can get my own money and finnlay say FUCK YOU! ITS MY PROBLEM NOW ) and idk, travel I want to get out of my stupid dead-end country...

[Dark Chaos]

A little about me...let's see...
I'm a cold selfish person,I have a hard time trying to understand other people's feelings and I haven't told anybody but I forgot almost all my childhood memories.

That's about it.

[Astraia]

My lesson in life is not to be in a relationship for a while...:aldo:

me too! :cookie:

I find it hard to believe that I like both sexes...but I can't find anyone...wtf is something wrong with me??

i ask myself the same question every once in a while :aldo:

[Thunder]

You guys have quite intresting stories.
Mine is just so plain but whatever, I'm so intresting myself that I can compensate with that :cookie:

So yeah my story begins one years ago since before then nothing slightly uncommon as occoured except i was a bitchy cunt (well, still now at some degree :aldo: I was a Paris Hilton fan, nuff said :wtf:). I love my dad and my mum which btw I think are, unlikely many parents, the most open minded people I've ever met (except when it's about food, you know, italians...).

So SADLY my dad got a promotion and we all packed our things to go live in Afri... this ranodm island that nodoby gives a fuck about, one year ago now :aldo:
I couldn't manage very well this new situation and after some month I decided to stop going to school being a perfect emo cunt all depressed and shit, making spend my family lots of money for unnecessary private lessons.
If my dad wasn't the fantastic comprehensive person he is he would have give me a kick in the ass telling me not to be a moron.
Now I decided stopping being patetic and to come back to school. Btw I got the highest votes on the private exam just so you know I'm not totally a dumbfuck :awesome:

I also have two older brothers, but they are to unimportant to be in my story... So yeah :aldo:

[Scarlet]

I also have two older brothers, but they are to unimportant to be in my story... So yeah :aldo:

Are your older brothers hot? If so, they're very important. :shifty:

[Sundance Kid]

Parents died, got adopted, had a hand full of friends die, my little bro died cuz his stepmom was driving drunk, was beat as a child, been shot, been shanked, got a heart conditon some years agoand I still have it, been cheated on before but I got over way quick, live in a racist town and my ancestors fucked everyone in the god damn rainbow so you can imagine, I'm an insomniac, still single but I'm happy to be alive.

Aside from that; I play guitar, drums, bass, piano, chello and I draw. I don't do fanart all my stuff is original. I love photography and I guess you can call me a hippy since I love Mother Earth, I have quite a temper but I've never taken it out on anyone (unless it was the person who pissed me off in the first place), I'm fairly easy to get along with, I'm hoping to get into indy movie making but with lack of money makes it hard to do such. I'm a lover not a fighter, I love kids and of course animals.

I also like Asian women.
:cookie:

[Thunder]

my ancestors fucked everyone in the god damn rainbowThats why you are ghei.

Are your older brother hot? If so, they're very important. :shifty:
Yeah but we share the same genes, so as you can imagine they aren't very clever :aldo:

[Scarlet]

I also like Asian women.
:cookie:

I like Asian men. The girly ones, preferably. :rolleyes:
Hold up... WTF YOU WERE SHANKED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
And it's cool that you can play instruments.

Yeah but we share the same genes, so as you can imagine they aren't very clever :aldo:

It's all right, I'm not looking for conversation this time :shifty:

[Sundance Kid]

I like Asian men. The girly ones, preferably. :rolleyes:
Hold up... WTF YOU WERE SHANKED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
And it's cool that you can play instruments.

Yeah femme Asians, seeing as I look like a guy.


haha and yes I was shanked twice actually, I'd rather get shot then shanked though.
:cathryn:

[SUPER JAM]

Life's not perfect, but it's not half bad either.

It's just like Cloud Strife's story , at first I thought he was annoying because it was like "Who the heck was that , why he was so weak and why he lacked of confidence so much like this , he didn't deserve to be main protagonist." But when we grow up , see the world in wider visions and facing many different problems directly. I must admit that i have to change my thought.

Because many times the real world is too cruel for us to carry on.

Many times the circumstances around us made us to feel like a stooped puppy.

Fortunately...at least i know that i still have my parents who always care of me and can accept me in everything. And the one which i can't be without is my friends who can understand me and accept me of who i really am.

So my self-esteem is not gone.

All the time that Cloud lived lonely and it made him grown up with low self-esteem. Combined with he can't be a soldier , but just the experimental piece of Sephiroth.

The death of Aerith who is the one of the most important people of Cloud's life , and also he can't protect Tifa - the one he loved in childhood like he had promised.

It's not hard that who faced the same situations like our poor hero , got pain in the ass like heart piercing and can't become like the full person anymore.

The part of FFVII that i like is when Tifa and Cloud were in Lifestream and she tried to make Cloud gaining self-consciousness by gradually taking him into the true memory in childhood of the two of them (it's like when psycologist talking with the patient to help him to find mental inferiority which is the cause of the problems.)

The conclusion of it , besides it made both of them know the truth that what was happened on the Nibelheim tragedy day. It also made him know his true self which he always hated and saw it weak and powerless and couldn't make promise which he gave with Tifa.

Even though he can't make soldier , and can't make first class. And even though his name is not recorded in history. But he is Cloud who risks his life and uses all of his power to fight with the strong Sephiroth to save the planet and to save the ones he loved.

This is what brings Cloud back to be proud of himself and become full person again.

I believe that "Confidence makes us conquer the world. Just have confidence and you can do anything." :D

[Pixel]

OHSHIT.

I am in a fucking pissed off mood and wrote this massive thing.

So, half of it may or may not be the reality I actually live in, but its close enough.

First of all, I know, language, I don't care right now. As a matter of fact, apparently, not many people care much either.

I am 18, I have lived for a wonderful 18 years. But, you know, after looking back, my life sucks. Compared to some, its would seem awesome in comparison. But to me, it sucks.

I never was the most talkative person. I tried, I really did. I would try and inject myself into groups of people that seemed to like things that I did. All I got was looks of disgust; or, with my awesome luck, the people that I actually meshed with, moved away, or died. So, I just kept moving on. Trudging through what seemed like an endless river of misfortune.

So, you know, its about time for me to be moving on. I graduate from 6th grade. Some of my best friends have moved away, but I just kept going; not really realizing how shitty this is due to my own incompetence. I go to Junior high, and the same things happen. I get into my new classes, and what happens, I make friends, and that bloody dissapear; every time. This happened like, every single year, it was terrible. While all of this was going on, I was getting sucked into the realm of electronics more and more everyday. I started to get into gaming, hardcore. Clocking in 5 or 6 hours a day. By 9th grade, I had about 1 true friend, thats it. My grades sucked (Now, you are talking to a supposed AIG student from Elem. school who in his free time would read the daily pages on wikipedia and looking into philosophy for fun).

So, I start 10th grade, I was technically in High School in 9th, but due to this terrible county, you stay at the Junior High till you hit 10th. ANYWAY, I start 10th grade. Seems to be a little better. I get into classes I actually enjoy with Mr. Mueller, and Mr. Blanton. Latin and Philosophy seem to start sucking up all of my time at school, and at home I am still clocking in 5 or 6 hours a day on my video games.

10th grade ends, nothing really changes. 11th grade starts, and the same shit happens. I get interested in a few classes, so, those grades stay afloat while others fall down... wayyy down.

Finally, 12th grade comes. You know, 12th grade is supposed to be like, the best grade ever. But, it was terrible. horrendous even. I made zero new friends. I got stuck in classes with people I absolutely hated. You know, the people who are so sure of themselves that it is ridiculous. I met zero people. No one wanted to talk me, why? I dunno. I think that I am pretty cool guy. I like to view life in different ways. I like to laugh at potentially saddening situations. But, still, no dice.

So, by this time in 12th grade, I realized my life will always suck. The people at school, they are all pricks, no matter what spin you put on it. And my PS3, its the best damn thing ever. Not only can I actually interact with other people, without them looking down on me because of whatever reason (I can't read minds), but I can also be good at something for once. I can show people that I am capable of doing something. So, now, I start to clock in even longer hours. You know, I had DAYS logged into COD4. Bloody days, daysssssss.

I was always, waiting, waiting for something to happen, for someone to come along and say "Hey, you seem like a hopeless schmuck who can use some company and a friend. Wanna go do something?" But no. Nothing ever changed. People would give me small talk, and poke fun at me at church, but thats about it.

So, now, after writing all of this, I am in my first year of college, still sinking hours into my PS3, waiting for something to happen. I can't use Youth anymore as a means for an out. I am too old, but now, I am supposed to have all of this stuff figured out. But, I don't. Oh, and, if I didn't have an iPod, I think I would have gone crazy by now.

So, my life sucks. Period. I want it to change, but, I am not going to go out and do that myself. It has never worked in the past, I doubt it will work this time. God can provide, or, I will just stay stuck in a hole for. ever.

Oh, and just so you know, college is not any different. I am stuck in classes with none of my (few and far between) friends. I am stuck in classes with 40 or 50 year olds that got fired from their factories. And yet again, no one in there thinks to say a word. Although, i this case, I would prefer them not too really.

You know, after writing this, I feel a little better, but it made me think a little bit more. I haven't cried in 6 years. I haven't told my parents I loved them in over 6 years, and I don't think I have truly cared for someone in a long time. I think all of this exclusion is making me like a steel shell. Most people would gladly talk about how their day went, or whatever, but I don't want to. I just think something bad is going to happen. It takes a great amount of effort for me to even tell my parents that I missed them while they were gone for a week. Somethings seriously wrong here. I am not sure how to fix it either. For once I encountered a problem I can't figure out. This is bugging the shit out of me.

EDIT: Please, all of you non-believers, I don't want any grief from you, I am really not in the fucking mood. At all.

[Saki Liu]

Kenna!!! your story made me tear up. I envy how strong you are I would never be able to go through all that. Seeing how you still see the good side in everything is definitely inspirational. <3333 Same for the other people on here.

[Sundance Kid]

Yeah well life is to short to be bitter about the bad moments.

[Hitoshura]

Meh, not much to say about me.

I'm 18 years old, born in Alabama. I have a sister. My parents weren't that close to their families (both their parents had divorces). Don't really remember that much from AL other than that it was very hot, and Josh was probably my best friend ever. Hope you're doing well down there bro. I moved to NC when I was 11, because that's where my dad grew up. I was hoping this would get me going on a fresh start in life, but it turned out to be some of the worst. The worst days of my life were by far Junior High, I used to wear glasses and would strongly resemble Harry Potter (this was when my hair was long) thus it lead to teasing and bullying, I would get sent to the office a lot in 7th grade and I got in a fight in 8th. I knew there was no way I was gonna survive high school, but my parents transferred me to another school in the county. It was there that I met some of my best friends, one which died in a car accident unfortunately(R.I.P. Scotty). But ever since I graduated in January, I haven't seen or spoke with them since. Makes me wonder if I really did make any "friends." I'm not in college yet but I plan on going someday. School is the last thing on my mind right now, I just wanna chill out a bit, get a job, make some cash, etc. If you don't know already, I love gaming. I just can't see myself giving it up, it something I want to do for a long time and when I have kids, I want to share with them the joy that I had growing up..... so yea, thats about it :rolleyes:

I'm also a very quiet person, but I'm sure you guys knew that by now.

[SUPER JAM]

ฺีBut seriously how you can deal with it Judy ?

About when you found out you are adopt child.

Yeah and also how you deal with your bad stepmother ???

But you're very strong woman , Judy , i admire you ,and I'm sure you can fulfil your goal and dream.... yeah just be happy and optimistic.

[Astraia]

^aww, thank you. <3

at first i was devastated, and i was depressed for a very long time. It was my stepmother who forced my father to tell the truth. She treats me as if i was a rag or something, but in fact, my stepmotherfucker only comes from a very poor family, and married my stupid father in order to get rich. Since then, she acts all high and mighty, as if she was some rich bitch but my family is only an average one. I'm here to kick her damn butt off that high horse.

My father didn't give a damn about me ever since he had his 'own' children through that bitch. He doesn't even listen to my stories when it's just the two of us. All he ever does is just provide my necessities. But time? nah. He's a lot more interested in reading the daily newspaper. When i'm at home, i just stay inside my room and lock the door.

That's why I'll work hard to make him proud someday. I wanted to prove him that i'm not worthless.

...to add more stuff to my story, when i was in high school, people used to call me ugly. I was fat, had lots of zits and my hair was always a mess. No guy ever liked me. my feelings were often unreciprocated. I was often bullied because of what i looked like. Ohh bad memories. Especially the 'no guy ever liked me' part.

BUT NAO I'M TEH VICE PRESIDENT OF OUR STUDENT COUNCIL. I want those jerks who bullied me to eat my royal dust. but still, no boyfriend. Ahaha. but it doesn't matter.


BTW DAVID, GABBY, KENNA, ZACHIE AND THE REST OF TEH GAIZ WHO SHARED THEIR STORIES, I WANNA HUG U ALL SO BAD. D;




....orgy, any1? :aldo:

[Falsate]

Wow..that is harsh blooded. One day...we will meet in Los Angeles. :D
Game Artist, yes...

No guy ever liked you? >.> What!

[SUPER JAM]

^aww, thank you. <3

at first i was devastated, and i was depressed for a very long time. It was my stepmother who forced my father to tell the truth. She treats me as if i was a rag or something, but in fact, my stepmotherfucker only comes from a very poor family, and married my stupid father in order to get rich. Since then, she acts all high and mighty, as if she was some rich bitch but my family is only an average one. I'm here to kick her damn butt off that high horse.

My father didn't give a damn about me ever since he had his 'own' children through that bitch. He doesn't even listen to my stories when it's just the two of us. All he ever does is just provide my necessities. But time? nah. He's a lot more interested in reading the daily newspaper. When i'm at home, i just stay inside my room and lock the door.

That's why I'll work hard to make him proud someday. I wanted to prove him that i'm not worthless.

...to add more stuff to my story, when i was in high school, people used to call me ugly. I was fat, had lots of zits and my hair was always a mess. No guy ever liked me. my feelings were often unreciprocated. I was often bullied because of what i looked like. Ohh bad memories. Especially the 'no guy ever liked me' part.

BUT NAO I'M TEH VICE PRESIDENT OF OUR STUDENT COUNCIL. I want those jerks who bullied me to eat my royal dust. but still, no boyfriend. Ahaha. but it doesn't matter.


BTW DAVID, GABBY, KENNA, ZACHIE AND THE REST OF TEH GAIZ WHO SHARED THEIR STORIES, I WANNA HUG U ALL SO BAD. D;




....orgy, any1? :aldo:


Ahhh , finally you can pass it all no matter how tough the road is .... and this is the indication that you have much more opportunities to succeed in life and climb to the top of the mountain. It is just like the test , and you can pass it and get A , congratz gal!

All i realize now is "we must not insult ourselves". Be balanced , and then we can carry on everything without collapse. Don't see it like they're only black and white. Because it's just mixed , going to extreme will make you dying and dying and can't find your way out of pain. Therefore , balance is the best thing to describe how strong people are like. I went for extreme very much and yeah when i was on 7th grade i was ugly fat too , haha and i got bullied , that's it , but it was just 7th grade which i had ugly appearance , so yeah many bullyings at that time.

But when 7th grade already passed , i was not that ugly , so yeah i got popular (in a good way).

Yeah i hate bully , and all kinds of abusing.......but it's just the mouths. And i know it seems silly to cry and become like there's no tomorrow :wtf: maybe i was too dramatic at that time.

And even now i still can't bear with brash harsh inconsiderate obnoxious smug people......yeah and i hope i will not communicate and cooperate with this type of shits. :wtf:

But just be BALANCE , then we can carry on everything easily and not get collapsed or depressed. ^_^

[Pixel]

BTW DAVID, GABBY, KENNA, ZACHIE AND THE REST OF TEH GAIZ WHO SHARED THEIR STORIES, I WANNA HUG U ALL SO BAD. D;




....orgy, any1? :aldo:

Oh yais. :aldo:

Zach, go to college. :wtf:

[Lord Of Dumbasses]

It's just like Cloud Strife's story ,


So you are saying I am a younger version of Cloud?

[Black Mamba]

I've read all the posts... you're lives are really dramatic. (except someone) I'm sorry.

Mine, it's not dramatic, just fuckin boring.
Boring childhood, boring present and boring future. I know it, but I'm not brave enough to do something about. Life is short and I'm an idiot.

I have few good friends, no boyfriend and I really don't want one, I'm ok alone. I say things too directly, so sometimes I get myself in troubles. People say that I'm cold, but I don't think so.
I have some hobbies like playing music or videogames and I love martial arts since I'm a child and I'm quite good at it.

So that's my life, I can't complain about it.

[Zuraith]

So my parents gave birth to gods gift to the world on December 8th 1886 and that gift grew up to be the
prime minister of five different small countries off the coast of the the Atlantic ocean.
He then found the fountain of youth and goes there every few years for my youthful look.
Nothing special about except that I will be around longer than everyone on this site. Also
I'm plotting to take over the world.

I'm just awesome.

[Sanji]

You know, it's not really funny.

Actually, it's not funny at all :awesome:

[Nagase]

It's just like Cloud Strife's story , at first I thought he was annoying because it was like "Who the heck was that , why he was so weak and why he lacked of confidence so much like this , he didn't deserve to be main protagonist." But when we grow up , see the world in wider visions and facing many different problems directly. I must admit that i have to change my thought.

Because many times the real world is too cruel for us to carry on.

Many times the circumstances around us made us to feel like a stooped puppy.

Fortunately...at least i know that i still have my parents who always care of me and can accept me in everything. And the one which i can't be without is my friends who can understand me and accept me of who i really am.

So my self-esteem is not gone.

All the time that Cloud lived lonely and it made him grown up with low self-esteem. Combined with he can't be a soldier , but just the experimental piece of Sephiroth.

The death of Aerith who is the one of the most important people of Cloud's life , and also he can't protect Tifa - the one he loved in childhood like he had promised.

It's not hard that who faced the same situations like our poor hero , got pain in the ass like heart piercing and can't become like the full person anymore.

The part of FFVII that i like is when Tifa and Cloud were in Lifestream and she tried to make Cloud gaining self-consciousness by gradually taking him into the true memory in childhood of the two of them (it's like when psycologist talking with the patient to help him to find mental inferiority which is the cause of the problems.)

The conclusion of it , besides it made both of them know the truth that what was happened on the Nibelheim tragedy day. It also made him know his true self which he always hated and saw it weak and powerless and couldn't make promise which he gave with Tifa.

Even though he can't make soldier , and can't make first class. And even though his name is not recorded in history. But he is Cloud who risks his life and uses all of his power to fight with the strong Sephiroth to save the planet and to save the ones he loved.

This is what brings Cloud back to be proud of himself and become full person again.

I believe that "Confidence makes us conquer the world. Just have confidence and you can do anything." :D

I stopped reading, here:It's just like Cloud Strife's story

[SUPER JAM]

I stopped reading, here:


No , it's true , it's Cloud Strife's. My life is not fucking pathetic like him , and everyone's life is not fucking pathetic like him too :wtf:


But i tried to tell that Confidence can fix everything.

[SUPER JAM]

So you are saying I am a younger version of Cloud?

No , of course you're not like that. But i tried to tell that believe in yourself and have confidence , then you can do everything. That's it :)

I stopped reading, here:

No , it's true , it's Cloud Strife's. My life is not fucking pathetic like him , and everyone's life is not fucking pathetic like him too :wtf: I just compared that we should be confident.


Oh holy shit , please delete #37 pleaseeeeeeeee , double post TT"

[Caelignis]

....orgy, any1? :aldo:





Oh yaiz <333

[Mealz]

Whoa, everyone's got a real dramatic story... sorry to say mine is basically as boring as you can get...

Well, I guess I'm still considered a kid cause I'm 14, so nothing's really happened yet...

Meh... went to school... which I actually like when the teachers are good, but at my school they were shit... I guess you can say I was the "smart kid" in my class or whatever.... but I really don't think it's because I was smart, mostly because I worked my butt of over nothin'....

I have some friends, a couple good ones... but I absolutely, on the whole, hated the kids at my school.... they were just stupid I guess... I've always felt a lot older than the kids my age, idk why... like I don't even feel 14 right now, I feel more like 18-19.... I've just always been more mature than the kids I know

Well, I took tennis... I liked it enough, and I don't like a lot of sports :wtf:but then i took field hockey and liked it more, so wtv....
Took guitar when I was about 9, loved it, and still do... also was around this time that I played my first video game... Kingdom Hearts... which I'm not afraid to admit I still love:aldo:

Well, recently, I just got accepted to a private school and I had my first day not long ago... my parents are on finacial aide so we can afford it... so far the kids seem a little bit smarter than at my old school :wtf:
Hmmmm.... well recently I think I figured out I'm bisexual... oh that'll be a doozy when I tell my mom :aldo:
I also wanna be an author when I grow up... no telling if that'll work out

Holy crap I'm boring:wtf:

[Caelignis]

Whoa, everyone's got a real dramatic story... sorry to say mine is basically as boring as you can get...

Well, I guess I'm still considered a kid cause I'm 14, so nothing's really happened yet...

Meh... went to school... which I actually like when the teachers are good, but at my school they were shit... I guess you can say I was the "smart kid" in my class or whatever.... but I really don't think it's because I was smart, mostly because I worked my butt of over nothin'....

I have some friends, a couple good ones... but I absolutely, on the whole, hated the kids at my school.... they were just stupid I guess... I've always felt a lot older than the kids my age, idk why... like I don't even feel 14 right now, I feel more like 18-19.... I've just always been more mature than the kids I know

Well, I took tennis... I liked it enough, and I don't like a lot of sports :wtf:but then i took field hockey and liked it more, so wtv....
Took guitar when I was about 9, loved it, and still do... also was around this time that I played my first video game... Kingdom Hearts... which I'm not afraid to admit I still love:aldo:

Well, recently, I just got accepted to a private school and I had my first day not long ago... my parents are on finacial aide so we can afford it... so far the kids seem a little bit smarter than at my old school :wtf:
Hmmmm.... well recently I think I figured out I'm bisexual... oh that'll be a doozy when I tell my mom :aldo:
I also wanna be an author when I grow up... no telling if that'll work out

Holy crap I'm boring:wtf:


OMG you're only 14?!? Post a pic of yourself naow plz :aldo:
BTW, you're not alone on that, most of the people at my school are a bunch of immuture assholes :wtf:
Also, the whole bisexual thing isn't really that bad, yeah mom and dad might be alittle pissy about it but what can they do?
Hell, my parents kept me away from all girls for like a week when finally they gave up and excepted it :\

I totaly loved Kingdom Hearts, so there's no shame in that :aldo:
If there is I wouldn't care xD

[Neophoton]

I stopped reading, here:

I lul'd.

Here's my story:

Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
And now I'd like to take a minute--


Nah, too obvious.

[SUPER JAM]

Here's my story:

Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
And now I'd like to take a minute--


Nah, too obvious.

more detailz please.........:wtf:

[Caelignis]

^:lmao:

:wtf:

[Sundance Kid]

OMG you're only 14?!? Post a pic of yourself naow plz :aldo:

Damn freakin child molester



lol Neophoton

[Astraia]

lol, gabby. pedophilia attack. D:

[Caelignis]

Lol, I hope I didn't scare her D:
Y'all know I'm no like that rite???RITE??:wtf:

[Mealz]

OMG you're only 14?!? Post a pic of yourself naow plz :aldo:
BTW, you're not alone on that, most of the people at my school are a bunch of immuture assholes :wtf:
Also, the whole bisexual thing isn't really that bad, yeah mom and dad might be alittle pissy about it but what can they do?
Hell, my parents kept me away from all girls for like a week when finally they gave up and excepted it :\

I totaly loved Kingdom Hearts, so there's no shame in that :aldo:
If there is I wouldn't care xD

You're bi too? That's cool... and yeah I will tell my parents eventually, I'm sure they won't really care I guess, just waitin' for the right time:aldo:
Now I'll have to go searching for a picture where I look somewhat attractive :wtf:
Edit: You didn't ;)

[Astraia]

BISEXUALZ FTW!!! <3

Lol, I hope I didn't scare her D:
Y'all know I'm no like that rite???RITE??:wtf:

:wtf:





<3

[Mealz]

BISEXUALZ FTW!!! <3

Hellz Yeaz :aldo:

[Caelignis]

ILU Judy! <333

[Jaggerjack]

Oh gawd, this thread is making me start to love this website :wtf:
:aldo:

[Neophoton]

more detailz please.........:wtf:
Ohhh, fine.

Sadly,

When a couple of guys
who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'



....I-I'll stop.

[Caelignis]

^^^OMG THAT MADE MY DAY ILU!!!
<333 :lmao:

[Lord Of Dumbasses]

No , of course you're not like that. But i tried to tell that believe in yourself and have confidence , then you can do everything. That's it :)



I'm actually quite confident. It was my first day at school today and already got detention... And I've found out I'm the most wanted person in my school... :D Isn't that... fucking weird?

[Neal]

I lul'd.

Here's my story:

Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
And now I'd like to take a minute--


Nah, too obvious.
Please, never post again. :wtf:

[Astraia]

I'm actually quite confident. It was my first day at school today and already got detention... And I've found out I'm the most wanted person in my school... :D Isn't that... fucking weird?

OH U BAD, BAD BOY. :origa:

[Falsate]

Oh gawd, this thread is making me start to love this website :wtf:
:aldo:
Unfortunately, they'll only be into girls.:aldo:

[Sanji]

Ok, here's my story.

I'm 18 years old, no idea of what (or where) I'm gonna do after graduating and every year getting wierder and... well, lonlier I gues.

My life hasn't sucked that much, I can say I had a pretty normal life, though since I'm quite shy and I don't make friends very easily I'd gone to the shrink for years when I was 7-10 yo, and the went again when I was 16. I never thought they could actually help me, and in fact the situation didn't change at all. I still don't go out with people, I've never had a girlfriend and done all the stuff that 18yo are supposed to do. I have the tendency to reject people if they come to close, so as soon as I'm becoming closer to someone, I stop calling him/her or answering their calls, always say no when I'm asked to got out (which happensa rarely, as I told before) and acting like a fucktard. Don't know why, it's always happened though.

Oh, yeah, the first friend I had turned out to be gay, which wasn't a problem for me (I had figured it out before he told me), problem is he was inviting me to his house because he wanted to get fucked by me :awesome: I'm not homofobic, but I felt "used" somehow, like he didn't really wanted to be my friend, and I broke every contact with him. After my first meeting with people I met on a forum this user added my on MSN and said he'd like to get fucked by me :awesome: Oh, and then, when I was 14 a pedo touched me :wtf: I think he's the only person I woulnd' have any problem killing, for real. If I had a gun and met him, I'd shoot him instantly, and I don't think I'd feel bad at all.

2008 was a really shit year for me. My father moved to kazakhstan because of his work, and we all had to follow him. School sucked (I eventually begged for more homework), I only had 2 people my age I could talk to, and one of them was an idiot, there was nowhere to go apart from bowling, so I was bored 24/7. I started there to watch a lot of TV shows to spend my time, and even now that I moved back to italy I spend too many hours in front of the PC because of it (i download them in english).

I don't hate my class, but I don't think it's a good one either. I went to sweden with a couple of them, and I discovered a side of a girl I didn't wanna find out. I thought she could be my friend if we had the chance to know each other better, but then I found out she had taken drugs like LSD. Now, I wasn't pissed off at her because of that, everyone can make mistakes, but point is, she thought it was cool (it's not exactly like that, but I can't say it in english). She was drunk, but that's not an excuse, at all. In fact, it's when you're drunk that you say the truth (i do it too, it applies to everyone not only other people), and in general she behaved in a way I didn't think she would.



That's pretty much it at the moment, i guess :wtf:

[SUPER JAM]

I'm actually quite confident. It was my first day at school today and already got detention... And I've found out I'm the most wanted person in my school... :D Isn't that... fucking weird?

Sorry for that:P , at that time I was in the mood to want to magnify only this quote of yours in general way.

Life's not perfect, but it's not half bad either.

That's it. :)



Judy and Crow T Robot , at first i thought your life stories were not true , because it was like very very tough. But you can pass that time , very very strong girl and very very strong guy.


And Judy , why don't you blame your stepmother more on here , maybe you should try to manipulate your dad to break up with her. Then everything is gonna be alright. Evil i know , but just try to tell your dad that that hoe get married with your dad because of his money. You would become richer if that hoe is gone.:aldo:

[Sundance Kid]

I'm a chick.
:wtf:

I must really post like a guy; It's sigs isn't it?

[Fenryr]

I thought you were Clint Eastwood, this disapoints me.

My life story? I don't like talking about that kind of stuff. Seems like bitching, and I hate bitching. I prefer the get on with it, deal with it and stop complaining approach though.

[Sundance Kid]

I thought you were Clint Eastwood, this disapoints me.

Yeah I get that a lot.

[Lord Of Dumbasses]

OH U BAD, BAD BOY. :origa:
Yeah I'm quite the tough guy with soft heart :hug:





















:wtf:

[jaken92]

I grew up in one town and moved when I was 10 to another after 6 years of crappy schooling. went to new school for a year (not much better) then moved on to middle school. I've had many friends move or simply disappear off the face of the earth and now I'm left with only like 2. In high school I just lost interest. I did meh in Freshman year and completely failed sophomore year. I'm now in my junior year and I'm looking toward the future and the future looks really grim but besides that life is okay.:|






(:(Oh and a little side note my Grandfather died on my birthday:()

[Yuuki Kuran]

Well....... I'm currently attending a university right now and I FINALLY decided that going into Psychology is the way to go. College life has been alright, I guess. It was confusing at first and a little bit overwhelming because the campus is really HUGE! But, I'm starting to get the hang of it. Anyway my goals that I want to accomplish are:

-Graduating from college (duh!)
-Travel to California (I heard its really nice over there!)
-Someday move to Japan:'(
-Go on Ninja Warrior
-cosplay (my parents never bought me a cosplay outfit even when I was 15 because they thought it was stupid to dress up)
-Go to a convention one day (I don't care if its E3 or just a regular anime convention, I just want to go there to have fun.)

Lets see what else.......
~I'm half italian and half german
~I have 2 sisters (one is 15 and the other one is 16)
~I love drawing and painting
~I'm 18

My high school career was alright. It wasn't the best years ever like some people said that it would be. My freshman year was horrible because everyone picked on me and my sophmore year was filled with nothing, but stress. Junior and Senior year were actually ok. I went to prom by myself and had a good time even though it would have been better if someone had asked me.. It was a little depressing at first, but I'm somewhat over it. I guess I'm too much of a nerd to attract anyone :(

[Sadistic]

1 day | born a small baby with jaundiced skin, had to be rotated and pulled out with forceps because I wanted to come out backwards.

7 months | I was walking and speaking at this age...

2 - 4 years | I think it was around this time, anyway. Got my first N64. Played my first game -- Banjo-Kazooie.

5 years | Went into school

7 years | I, and my teachers, discover my knack for writing stories and my vivid imagination.

9 years | I enter puberty. (>_>) Sire (Worthless type of male that can't get their own money) went bankrupt and lost the family home, essentially ruining the family's future. Family is forced to follow him to America with the last $15,000 to its name. Stays there for 3 months on holiday.

10 years | Settled into rental home, fell off new bike and tore open both elbows (to the bone) and knees (ligament and bone damage). Lost nearly two litres of blood and had to spend the next few weeks pretty much not moving. The nerve damage still hasn't healed and pretty much the whole surface of skin above my patellas is scar tissue. The hair on them grows white, in contrast to black body hair otherwise.

11 years | I almost break my neck trying to do a handstand on a very squishy couch.

12 years | I leave school a changed kid, after seven years of hell. Begin to home-school and learn more in a year than I did in three in aformentioned school.

13 years | begin gaming properly, not just casually. I begin developing my first decent characters.

14 years | I discover how great Final Fantasy is. I continue with the characters mentioned above and now they, and their plot, are ready to be written into a book.

15 years | Finish my first book, but when preparing for my editing run throughs, I start on its sequel.

16 years | Sequel is at 547 pages, almost finished and ready to be proofread and edited in preparation for submission. I am an established gamer now. I begin correspondence studying with TAFE.

That's pretty much a short summary of my life so far. >_>

I haven't been very active here for a long time, so my interests probably aren't known by the members here;
Gaming, art, paranormal, ancient history, orchestral music, the natural world...
I pretty much observe humans as a species and can relate all human behaviour to that of other animals, too. I'm an average artist (DeviantART (http://ibeatsephiroth.deviantart.com)) but learning fast, and my brain reguarly overloads itself with information. LOL.
I have several injuries:
- One in my neck, there is either a problem with the vertebrae or the nerves that causes a constant headache.
- My elbows are incredibly sensitive to touch from the bike accident.
- If I move just so, I can accidentally slide my patellas sideways and out of their normal spot. This is, again, from the bike accident.
- It's not really an injury but my wisdom teeth are giving me a lot of trouble, too. xD
- My index fingers seem to be slightly arthritic, seeing as I can pop and crack the joints to make a sound louder than what is produced when one clicks their fingers. They lock on occassion too.
- It's not an injury either, but I'm a bit short-sighted.

[Silver_Griever]

I was born to Raine Loire in the village of Winhill, though she died shortly after my birth. My father, Laguna Loire, never knew that Raine was pregnant, as he was in Esthar saving his adopted daughter Ellone from the clutches of Adel, a malevolent sorceress. After Raine passed away, both me and Ellone, who was sent back to Winhill by Laguna, were sent to an orphanage on the Centra continent.

This orphanage, run by Edea Kramer, was where i grew up, and despite the presence of other kids his age, Ellone was my closest friend, nicknaming her "Big Sis" . Due to Ellone's unique power to send a person's consciousness back in time, she was eventually sent away from the orphanage to be under the protection of a group of older orphans called the White SeeDs. No one told me why "Sis" left, and i assumed that she abandoned me.

Due to the emotional pain of this assumption i developed a defensive mechanism that caused me to be an emotionally detached, highly cynical and introverted boy who wished to go through life without any emotional links or dependencies, so i would not have to suffer the pain of being left again. This is the source of my solitary and somewhat asocial nature throughout most of my life.

As i theorize, i was never adopted due to my already difficult personality, so, sometime between the ages of 5 to 10 years of age, i was admitted into Balamb Garden to train as a SeeD. i chosed to train with the gunblade, which is a difficult weapon to master and takes years of training. This wasn't a factor as i kept to myself and trained whenever i could. i quickly became Seifer's rival, who is a mirror image of me in many ways.

Seven years later i have became known as a "lone wolf" to my peers. My superiors, such as my teacher, Quistis Trepe, regard me as difficult to deal with but greatly respect my natural talents. The rivalry between me and Seifer has grown to become common knowledge amongst the Balamb students. Also, due to my use of GFs Shiva and Quezacoatl, my memory has weakened, remembering only the feelings of abandonment i felt when Ellone left. im near the end of my education and, after an eventful field exam, i graduatesd along with Selphie, Zell ( Known as Chicken wuss) and Nida.

It is during the inauguration ball that iv met Rinoa, when she forces me to dance with her ( the bitch). Iv learned later that she would be my first employer, working as part of a hired group with Selphie and Zell to assist in the Forest Owls; freedom fighters devoted to freeing Timber from Galbadia's control.

My first mission with the Forest Owls ended in failure, when, in an attempt to kidnap the Galbadian President Vinzer Deling as he visited Timber, we instead captured a body double posing as the President. Having issues with the level of "professionalism" in the Forest Owls, i asked to see the terms of employment the SeeD group were under. We were under the Owls' employment until "Timber gains its independence". Far from satisfied we nonetheless followed with the Forest Owls' plans to intercept the President's Timber based broadcast; the first world-wide broadcast for 17 years. Just short of invading the studio however Rinoa lets slip her views of the way SeeD live and i remarks about her group's competence in turn. After me and her exchange words Rinoa abandons the plan and leaves.

A few minutes after the President begins broadcasting however Seifer, with Quistis in hot pursuit, takes the President hostage over the air. Under Quistis's request, me, Zell and Selphie rush to the studio to find Seifer backing away with the President into another room. However, at this point, the Sorceress appears, and convinces Seifer to come away with her. Seifer is announced executed.

With the Forest Owl's base destroyed, me and the others lie low for a while. Contemplating Seifer's fate leads mel and Rinoa into another argument over their views on life before they are given word it is clear to leave town. On our way to Galbadia Garden the two of us argue again, this time about my cold attitude towards my team mates. We makes it to the Garden and receives new orders. They are to assassinate the Sorceress during her inauguration ceremony as the ambassador of Galbadia. A new team member, Irvine Kinneas, is assigned to help us. With me as their leader we take a train to Deling City to meet with our contact, General Caraway, and run directly in the middle of a father-daughter feud between Caraway and Rinoa.

[Silver_Griever]

Later that night hell breaks loose, as the ceremony begins Sorceress Edea kills the President and claims Galbadia as her own. Discovering Seifer alive and standing next to the Sorceress as her Knight, i takes his position with Irvine as the rest of the SeeDs takes theirs. As leader of the assassination team, if the sniper should fail to hit his target, i must fight the Sorceress himself. Irvine seems to choke, however, but after some talking with me, he fires at the Sorceress. She uses a magic field to stop the bullet. I then jump down to the parade grounds, and fights his way through Seifer, and eventually reaches Edea. After the battle, Edea casts her limit break, the Ice Strike, which impales me through the shoulder, rendering me unconscious.

I wake up to find myself imprisoned and tortured by Seifer in the D-District Prison. It is during Seifer's interrogation/torture, that i learned Edea has ordered a missile strike against both Balamb and Trabia Gardens. i, with the help of my team mates, escapes and immediately informs them of what is to happen. We divide into two groups: One, led by me, to warn Balamb of the missile strike, and the other, led by Selphie, to sabotage the missile base and stop the launch. I then race to Balamb Garden to warn of the impending missile attack from the Galbadian forces as retaliation on the attempt on Sorceress Edea's life.

However, as i arrive, the Garden is in the midst of chaos, a mysterious faction with allegiance to Garden Master NORG, Balamb Garden's founder, has staged the revolt against Headmaster Cid. While helping those he could i searche for the Headmaster to warn him of the missiles, finally finding him bunkered in his office. The Headmaster instructs me of the Garden's past status as a mobile bunker of Centra make. Upon the activation of the ancient system, the Garden transforms into a mobile fortress and narrowly avoids destruction by moving away from the spot the missiles were programmed to target. Cleaning up loose ends due to the rebellion of the Master faction the Garden, now seaborne, is met by the White SeeD ship and are requested to hand Ellone (who was hiding in the Garden) over into their protection.
When the Garden crashes into Fisherman's Horizon due to a lack of a steering device, me and my group are ordered to act as ambassadors and enact a formal apology. Mayor Dobe, the leader of the pacifist city, tells us to leave immediately, as their presence can only cause destruction. Galbadian soldiers eventually invade the town, and Dobe heads off to discuss peacefully with the soldiers. However, the soldiers do not listen, and i am forced to fight the soldiers in order to save Dobe's life.

During the fight, me and my team reunite with the Missile Base team, of which we had no word until then. In a rare display, i was very happy that they are alive and well, something that Rinoa does not fail to notice. After the battle, Dobe grudgingly accepts the our apology, and orders the city's technicians to restore Balamb Garden to full functionality

Shortly after that, Cid reveals he is indeed Sorceress Edea's husband, and presents his renounce as Director of Balamb Garden, appointing me as the Garden's Commander and leader, a decision that im not at all pleased with. To show me their support, Selphie and Irvine organize a concert in my honor, and Rinoa has an eventful chat with me, encouraging me to trust in them as they trust in me, and letting me know that they will be backing me up. After the Garden is fixed, Xu and Quistis are appointed as my advisors and i sets course to the town of Balamb, only to discover it is currently occupied by the Galbadian Army. As my first command, i liberate Balamb from Galbadian occupation after defeating Fujin and Raijin.

The next order is then to head to Trabia Garden, Selphie's home Garden. I offered the Trabia students Balamb Garden's support and, while waiting for Selphie return and due to a segment in Rinoa's conversation, Irvine starts telling everyone about their past together in the orphanage which we had all forgotten (except for Irvine, of course) due to a GF usage side effect: memory loss. Remembering everything about their childhoods, we recognize Sorceress Edea as our loving Matron. We decide to defeat Edea in spite of the past, and the Garden next embarks to the old orphanage in search for clues, but is intercepted by similarly mobile Galbadia Garden. The Battle of the Gardens ensues. i lead Balamb's defense, at one point giving a heartfelt speech to Balamb's SeeD and cadets, encouraging them to fight on.

Me and my team then infiltrate Galbadia Garden, defeating Seifer once more and challenging Edea to a final battle, ending in Sorceress Edea's defeat and Rinoa becoming comatose.

Intensely concerned over Rinoa's state i decide to search for Ellone who thinks might be able to help Rinoa. Edea Kramer, who was now free from the tyrannical grip of an evil sorceress from the future named Ultimecia, accompanies us. Learning from the White SeeD that Ellone was now in Esthar, i opted to go alone, carrying Rinoa on my back, but my friends followed me and together we entered Esthar and from there to the Esthar spacestation.

It was then discovered that Ultimecia had taken control of Rinoa and used her body to free Sorceress Adel from her space-bound tomb. The station is evacuated as the Lunar Cry begins, but instead i go after a re-awakened and free Rinoa, as Ultimecia has left her to die in space.

Coming across an abandoned spaceship called Ragnarok, me and Rinoa use it to return to the planet. Here me and Rinoa share an intimate moment where i reveal many things about myself to Rinoa, with her telling me that she feels best when im with her.

The land base then informs them that Rinoa is to be seized upon returning to Esthar due to her becoming a Sorceress.I let Esthar take her into custody, but after being forced into reason by my friends, i break into Sorceress Memorial where Rinoa is being held. I free her and we heads back to Edea's Orphanage, where i vow with silent resolution to become Rinoa's knight, and we both promise to meet there in case we should be parted.

They we return to Esthar by request of Laguna to stop Ultimecia once and for all.
Using the Ragnarok we invade the Lunatic Pandora and fight through Fujin, Raijin, Seifer, and Adel, vanquishing the Sorceress. Using Ellone's time powers, we are able to start Time Compression and enter Ultimecia Castle in the future, where Ultimecia awaits.

After the final battle and upon Ultimecia's demise, i was taken back in time to the orphanage where i not only witnessed my own self as a boy, but i implanted to Edea the ideas of SeeD and Garden. After witnessing the moment in which Ultimecia passed on her Sorceress Power to Edea, i fell back into compressed time where i nearly died, if not for Rinoa, and my team who believed in my existence enough to bring me back to my time and live.

During the party at Balamb Garden to celebrate SeeD's victory over Ultimecia, i smiled at Rinoa for the first time and kissed her at the balcony.

[Silver_Griever]

thats the summary of my pretty boring life. saving the world and stuff.

[Astraia]

you just ruined my favorite thread. :wtf:

[Silver_Griever]

why?? just cause i saved the world? not all of us can have intersting lives.

[Astraia]

...............:wtf:

[Thunder]

You wasted hours writing that kilometric bullshit? :wtf:

[Silver_Griever]

not really. i copy paste from wikipedia. they have my story there

[Astraia]

...oh gawd. someone, give me a glass of water plz :origa:

[Thunder]

Noy until I have my bunny icecream :origa:

[Astraia]

my throat is parched.

[Silver_Griever]

i guess you didnt liked my life story. lacks bisexual content and adoption maybe?

[PKK]

- My parents live with me and my wife.

- In my 18 years I was summoned to a civil war in the middle of amazon. stayed there until my 20 years. I saw many people close to me die, and I passed close to death a few times too.
Only after we almost died we value the life much more.

- After the war, I won a medal and the president secretary said that I never would be called again, because I suffered unimaginable horrors of war.

- Today I live a quiet life thanks to God, Work in the Justice court of my state.

[Caelignis]

Some one should ban him for double posting xD :aldo:

[Astraia]

that man also spoke ill of my precious bunny cakes of love. :wtf:

[Scarlet]

^
I think you put too much love in those bunny cakes. I'm beginning to feel some weird side-effects...

[Caelignis]

That just means it's WORKING :aldo:

[Sakana-X-Mori]

i tihin´k i have the most boring life of all (thanks to my loving parents but im grateful that i can live a peacful life:))

i do taekwondo (but im not good at all) i study a lot to make my parents happy :|
i do have some plans and dreams for the future but well they aren´t that interesting :|
my grandfather died on my birthday (but i didn´t know him well since i´ve never really seen him:unsure:)

my best friend always tells me that im not normal but well i don´t really understand whats normal and what not :|
thats it for my life story just the average boy no adoption no pain no depression (maybe im too ignorant :huh: )


if you search for someone guilty always start by yourself
:thumbsup:

[XSunset DragonX]

Was born 15 years ago, grew up, discovered metal musicand xbox and that my mums a backstabbing money grabbing ho and thats it
:)

[Lord Of Dumbasses]

I don't know how you people see life so boring.

Is it really as uninteresting as some people here say?

[Jaggerjack]

they are a bunch of freaks. all they know is this site and so they consider live boring. life is life, you can do whatever you want from it, if its boring then its only your fault.

Oh...... you again... :wtf:

[SUPER JAM]

- My parents live with me and my wife.

- In my 18 years I was summoned to a civil war in the middle of amazon. stayed there until my 20 years. I saw many people close to me die, and I passed close to death a few times too.
Only after we almost died we value the life much more.

- After the war, I won a medal and the president secretary said that I never would be called again, because I suffered unimaginable horrors of war.

- Today I live a quiet life thanks to God, Work in the Justice court of my state.

O.o !!! Is it true story?

I mean you had been in war , omg :blink:

it's so unbelievable :| :ohmy:

[Living Tear]

If I'm going to read everything in this thread, it will like giving myself homework.

However... What Relampago said, seems to be unbelievable. It makes me realize that anyone on the Internet can say what they want.

[Aerith_Stella]

It's very sad... >.<m but with charm...

Maybe

Airis Khie Blair

[meteor]

I had a complex life and lets keep it with that.:P

[Astraia]

to add up to my previous tale, i think i have just found the prince to complete my cinderella story. :origa:

[Caelignis]

That's awesome Judy, you should tell me about it later xD

[Neal]

Today I live a quiet life thanks to God

thanks to God

:wtf::wtf::wtf:

The same God that put you in the war and made you watch those people die? D:

[Lord Of Dumbasses]

:wtf::wtf::wtf:

The same God that put you in the war and made you watch those people die? D:

Yet God gave us free will.

[Whiplash]

Before this goes any further I'd like to remind everyone that theological debates go in one of the many threads about religion in Serious Discussion.

[Black Mamba]

:wtf::wtf::wtf:

The same God that put you in the war and made you watch those people die? D:

Epic. ^_^

But I think that it was just an expresion.

[PKK]

Was a civil conflict on the frontiers of the Brazilian Amazon. I was in a densely forest for almost 6 months, I and 11 companions. Of the 14 members who were only 4 back, and luckily I was one of those.
May seem fun hold a fire weapon in a game like Call of duty, but in real life my friend, I would like anyone to touch on one, it becomes the personification of evil, when you have one, you think you are the best, nobody messes with you because if you want you can kill that person, just pull the trigger.
But what bothers after, are nightmares of the people you killed.

The same God that put you in the war and made you watch those people die? D:

God gave us the power of choice. In our destiny the allmight GOD does not interfere, because we who do it.
The very flow of time shows that.

[Astraia]

enough with this god talk plz. u gaiz r ruinin' mah favorite thread. :origa:

[PKK]

enough with this god talk plz. u gaiz r ruinin' mah favorite thread. :origa:

ok ok :lol:

[Astraia]

YAYZ . :mudkip:


anyway sir, during the war, what did you guys eat? D:

[PKK]

anyway sir, during the war, what did you guys eat? D:

Ration soybean.
Some fruit and leaves.
Animal flesh (mostly raw).
We drank urine strained when we had no clean water, because we installed near a swamp, and it had no water whatsoever. We had to walk 7km's to be able to get good water. However these 7 km's were virtually enemy territory, often'd spend grip.

[Astraia]

brb bakin' sum bunny cakes 4 u guise :cookie:

[PKK]

bunny cakes 4 u guise :cookie:

I really want them.

[Neal]

Damn, nearly derailed it. I'll try harder next time. <3

enough with this god talk plz. u gaiz r ruinin' mah favorite thread. :origa:


You realise how many people are going to lie in this thread? :wtf:

[Whiplash]

Did I ever tell you guys that I'm a master of 5 different martial arts?

[Neal]

I am the Matrix.

[Whiplash]

Coincidentally I am Keanu Reeves.


AND Laurence Fishburne.

[Astraia]

i have a 12-inch penis.

[Whiplash]

I have TWO 12-inch penises.

[Charmander]

I have a space cunt. :awesome:

[SUPER JAM]

I am the Matrix.




http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/6/2/obama_matrix.jpg

[-Raito]

i was born 16 years ago in the netherlands..
my parents both are still together i dont have brothers and sisters..
and i may speak out of luck that my whole family is still alive..
the first person who died in my life was my grand grand mother..
the second was a teacher.. when i was 5/6 years old.. i already had feelings for both sexes.. o_o most of the people thought i was a boy back then so when i was like 12 i grew my hair.. i am happy to be alive i don't got any dramatic back story and i want to keep it that way.. my mother is my most precious in the world and my dad can sometimes be just stupid .. :l still i love them both
i am a student who lives up to fullfill a dream..
the most i do is drawing or karate..
i got like a hand full of friends who are for me the best i could never imagine..
i have a very peacefull life and very quiet also..
sometimes i just wished there was someone around me when i came home from school .. cuz my parents both work.. and are never home.. thats why i just sometimes feel alone. other then that i can call myself a nice person.. someone who will always be there for you no mather what happens i will be there for you.. even if i dont even know you.. i am always looking very sad at people who need to sleep on streets ore have no food. i can't stand seeing that.
but after all.. thats life :l that life that we all live.. is just no fair

[Lady~Vengeance]

i have a 12-inch penis.

I have TWO 12-inch penises.

I have a space cunt. :awesome:


Oh, for the love of God.:huh:

[Whiplash]

Why didn't your life story mention that you're too mature for that shit? If it had we wouldn't have posted it.

[Hextan]

You realise how many people are going to lie in this thread? :wtf:

But you see that's the reason why it's so popular.

[Caelignis]

i have a 12-inch penis.


OH BEBBEH ! :wub:

[Rokuro]

I, am an american :'(
I don't know who was president when I was born, but I'm 18, unemployed, alone, and I live in the middle of the forest. I plan to die early

[Selryam]

I lived an aimless existence of no merit until I discovered the internet.

Now I have no life whatsoever. :wtf:Therefore, no story.

[Lady~Vengeance]

Why didn't your life story mention that you're too mature for that shit? If it had we wouldn't have posted it.

Nigga please,

Your sarcasm kills me.

[Neal]

But you see that's the reason why it's so popular.
Like the dream thread? Thought so.

<3

[Egralainos]

i am small thus my life is horrible

[Astraia]

i am small thus my life is horrible

I AM ONLY FIVE FUCKING FEET TALL THUS MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE AS WELL D:

[PKK]

I lived an aimless existence of no merit until I discovered the internet.

Now I have no life whatsoever. :wtf:Therefore, no story.

Summarizing, you're a retarded.

[Wandering Hands]

It was the year 1972. My mother screamed as she pushed myself and my sister from her uterus. I came out first, naturally. I was the "easier" of the two of us. But there was nothing easy about the life my family had and would live. We were in a wooden shack in the middle of the woods. The winter chilled to the bone and the summer had us sweat as we worked the soil around the cabin, attempting to grow tubers and other foods that aren't particularly picky about growing conditions. We hunted small forest creatures.

We had no electricity, no plumbing. When the river was frozen in winter, we would not bathe. The stench was overpowering. We barely preserved our food. We had no means of communicating with anyone. My grandfather and father had a roster. Fortunately in the winter, the bears would hibernate. But the wolves and lynx remained active, so they took turns keeping watch at night. One spring day, I must have been about four, my brother - then perhaps eleven - was fishing from the river. He noticed they were all further downstream. He ventured farther than he had been warned. A pack of wolves attacked him. My grandfather had been a medic during the war, but he could not save him. My brother succumbed to infection little over a week later.

When I was nine, we moved further south. One night, we camped on the side of the road. We awoke early, keen to continue on... My sister had disappeared, none of us hearing a sound. We searched the area, but found nothing. We could not spare more time, so we pushed on.

Somewhere in our journey, we entered the Ukraine. We settled in Borova for several years, we found it relatively safe. When I was 16, my father passed away. In 1989, we moved to Kiev. After attaining falsified passports and visas, I and my remaining family - mother, an older brother and older sister - emigrated to sweet accepting Australia.

Tragedies aside, I look back fondly on the achievement of my family. Our resilience. Our determination. Our courage. And all because I bumped into a Soviet soldier and refused to apologise. What a brat I was.

:aldo:

[SirBaron]

Serious thread is serious.

(scroll down for tl;dr version)

Was born. Probably with AS since my father proceeded to sire two little Rain Man-children (Ormagöden bless 'em, they're great. really). That shit is hereditary and has to start somewhere, so go figure. Got bullied because the other kids thought i was weird. Didn't know why at the time, got pissed off, made everyone my enemy. Became an anti-social gamer nerd with the same kind of outlook on the children around me that Light Yagami of Death Note-fame has on criminals. I was a fucking sociopath in the making.

Went in therapy for a while. Shit didn't help since the fuckwad of a therapist didn't know the warning signs for AS. Moved to another city. Got a few friends, but shit turned out to be just the same.

In the 8th grade i started taking Shotokan Karate classes. Now, that shit helped a lot. Amen to the sane kind of Japanese people who are completely off the weird-o-radar. Still had a bit of trouble with people because of... um, what'd ya call it? Fucking horrible social skills. My only way to smoothly interact with other people is to study someone and then copy their mannerisms, choice of words, body language... WRITING STYLE! It's a bloody curse, i tell you.

Lately i started to think about why i am so weird to other people. And funny enough i stumbled upon Aspergers and took a self-diagnosis test on the net just for kicks. I got 35/37 points. "You probably have Aspergers Syndrome and should immediately schedule a professional checkup with a local psychotherapist."

And I did. And he said roughly something like this: "Congratulations! You have Aspergers Syndrome! Would you like 18 lost years of your life to go?"

Nice. Couldn't they have seen this like... 18 years ago? Fucking awesome.

Anyway, enough of that. Besides a lifetime of AS-related weirdness, i've also read a lot of books and written a lot of... stuff. I'm aiming at becoming a professional author or gaming journalist. I'm a total fucking incurable perfectionist who gets all agitated over the smallest of details being messed up, which I hear is either a good thing or an incredibly bad thing when it comes to being an author. We'll see how that goes.

Oh, and in truth I'm a really nice guy *pervy wink* who doesn't cuss like a fucking twat like i do here. As i said, I copy people's mannerisms, and here the norm seems to be "affable jackass". Take that as you will, gentlepeople.

TL;DR - I have Aspergers, I'm an anti-social twat who generally hate people, i like to write, i copy people's behaviour to pass myself off as a normal person in public. And i'm actually quite the nice guy IRL, as opposed to how i act here.

[Caelignis]

Serious thread is serious.

(scroll down for tl;dr version)

Was born. Probably with AS since my father proceeded to sire two little Rain Man-children (Ormagöden bless 'em, they're great. really). That shit is hereditary and has to start somewhere, so go figure. Got bullied because the other kids thought i was weird. Didn't know why at the time, got pissed off, made everyone my enemy. Became an anti-social gamer nerd with the same kind of outlook on the children around me that Light Yagami of Death Note-fame has on criminals. I was a fucking sociopath in the making.

Went in therapy for a while. Shit didn't help since the fuckwad of a therapist didn't know the warning signs for AS. Moved to another city. Got a few friends, but shit turned out to be just the same.

In the 8th grade i started taking Shotokan Karate classes. Now, that shit helped a lot. Amen to the sane kind of Japanese people who are completely off the weird-o-radar. Still had a bit of trouble with people because of... um, what'd ya call it? Fucking horrible social skills. My only way to smoothly interact with other people is to study someone and then copy their mannerisms, choice of words, body language... WRITING STYLE! It's a bloody curse, i tell you.

Lately i started to think about why i am so weird to other people. And funny enough i stumbled upon Aspergers and took a self-diagnosis test on the net just for kicks. I got 35/37 points. "You probably have Aspergers Syndrome and should immediately schedule a professional checkup with a local psychotherapist."

And I did. And he said roughly something like this: "Congratulations! You have Aspergers Syndrome! Would you like 18 lost years of your life to go?"

Nice. Couldn't they have seen this like... 18 years ago? Fucking awesome.

Anyway, enough of that. Besides a lifetime of AS-related weirdness, i've also read a lot of books and written a lot of... stuff. I'm aiming at becoming a professional author or gaming journalist. I'm a total fucking incurable perfectionist who gets all agitated over the smallest of details being messed up, which I hear is either a good thing or an incredibly bad thing when it comes to being an author. We'll see how that goes.

Oh, and in truth I'm a really nice guy *pervy wink* who doesn't cuss like a fucking twat like i do here. As i said, I copy people's mannerisms, and here the norm seems to be "affable jackass". Take that as you will, gentlepeople.

TL;DR - I have Aspergers, I'm an anti-social twat who generally hate people, i like to write, i copy people's behaviour to pass myself off as a normal person in public. And i'm actually quite the nice guy IRL, as opposed to how i act here.

I love you. :aldo:

[Neal]

It was the year 1972. My mother screamed as she pushed myself and my sister from her uterus. I came out first, naturally. I was the "easier" of the two of us. But there was nothing easy about the life my family had and would live. We were in a wooden shack in the middle of the woods. The winter chilled to the bone and the summer had us sweat as we worked the soil around the cabin, attempting to grow tubers and other foods that aren't particularly picky about growing conditions. We hunted small forest creatures.

We had no electricity, no plumbing. When the river was frozen in winter, we would not bathe. The stench was overpowering. We barely preserved our food. We had no means of communicating with anyone. My grandfather and father had a roster. Fortunately in the winter, the bears would hibernate. But the wolves and lynx remained active, so they took turns keeping watch at night. One spring day, I must have been about four, my brother - then perhaps eleven - was fishing from the river. He noticed they were all further downstream. He ventured farther than he had been warned. A pack of wolves attacked him. My grandfather had been a medic during the war, but he could not save him. My brother succumbed to infection little over a week later.

When I was nine, we moved further south. One night, we camped on the side of the road. We awoke early, keen to continue on... My sister had disappeared, none of us hearing a sound. We searched the area, but found nothing. We could not spare more time, so we pushed on.

Somewhere in our journey, we entered the Ukraine. We settled in Borova for several years, we found it relatively safe. When I was 16, my father passed away. In 1989, we moved to Kiev. After attaining falsified passports and visas, I and my remaining family - mother, an older brother and older sister - emigrated to sweet accepting Australia.

Tragedies aside, I look back fondly on the achievement of my family. Our resilience. Our determination. Our courage. And all because I bumped into a Soviet soldier and refused to apologise. What a brat I was.

:aldo:
Why aren't I in your life story?

[Wandering Hands]

Because you didn't wait for me to post part 2. After recounting my childhood, I could not bear to continue. But I think I'm all right now.

Now, where was I... Ah yes, 1989 and using fake Ukranian documents to enter Australia. We arrived in Perth. Huge mistake. The Polish population is incredibly pronounced - and powerful. We changed our names to avoid retaliation for that little incident (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Poland_%281945%E2%80%931989%29). We all worked, attempting to build at least a small fortune in our new home. I spent my days waiting in a cafe. I laugh, now, at my first English being the menu that I had memorised so I could get orders right. At night, I studied the language. You can't tell now that I'm a foreigner.

In 1995, we went to a place called Suriname. That's how I know Whiplash, we met there. They're all poor in Suriname, so be nice to her. I travelled a fair bit, actually. Just last year I flew to Japan. All while I was in Tokyo, it rained. OH, OH ATMOSPHERE, IT WAS DARK AND DEPRESSING AND WET IN HIROSHIMA. Later in the year, I went to England. Neal, Robert and I chilled. Then I had sex with Neal's younger sister. We... didn't talk for a while after that. Turns out, the older sister is the one he doesn't like.

I'm now just a 35* year old mother. That's right, I have two daughters - I had a son, but he was ginger, so I adopted him out. The eldest is 13 at the end of the month, the youngest is ten. See, random people on the internet know their mummy than they do. How... odd.



*I'm 35 and I will always be 35. Don't make me be older. No! I WANT TO STAY 35!

[Whiplash]

Because you're in mine Neal.


It started many moons ago, during the wet season when my father had intercourse with my mother while waiting for the crops to grow. He prayed to many spirits for a son, after years of disappointment had produced only daughters. He was disappointed this year too. He left my mother, my 10 sisters and me to fend for ourselves soon after in order to try for a son with another woman in our village. My mother coped by sending us out to beg in the town, even going so far as to blind the ugliest of my sisters (who had no hopes for marriage) so she would be able to get more money. Every day we had to get up at 3am, shortly before going to bed, to make the 50 mile trek in time for the rush hour. When my first blood came I was given to a man in our village, as my sisters had been before me (not to the same man, obviously, we're not uncivilised). 9 months later I had my first child, a young boy. My father, still sonless but with enough daughters to run a large brothel, suddenly reappeared. He tried to take my son and my husband fought him, dying with my father's spear impaled up his fat behind. Now a widow and without my precious flower, I knew no man would want me. I found work picking individual grains of rice in the fields as I was still young and strong. One day, as I was bending over to pick up some rice I had dropped, I suddenly felt a large penis moving in and out of my rectum. I screamed girlishly in shock and the man, a young man from England pulled out of my in disgust. A faggot tired of pasty Europeans and eager for a bevy of tanned, muscular young South American men to copulate with, he had mistaken me for just such a person as I was bending over because the tropical mist had fogged his spectacles.

Then the new world came to my village. With a generator run by a donkey or, when we could get them, the women and children of defeated rival tribes, on a makeshift treadmill, we were able to get electricity. With a laptop made out of coconut shells, vines and banana leaves, and a man up a tree holding a magic stick that connected to the magic star in the sky that provided our country with the glorious international netting, we were able to enjoy the marvels of amusing photos of cats and the music of Rick Astley. It has been a magical time since. My Craigslist posting has even provided me with many men who may be willing to marry me and make me useful again.


EDIT: Posting before me isn't being nice Shuyu.

[Wandering Hands]

EDIT: Posting before me isn't being nice Shuyu.

Sorry, it's just kind of our thing.

[Zeromous99]

My mother was fucked . I grew for 9 months and was shit out around 8 1/2 months , i was bored. 26 years went by went thru school met lots of interesting people , LOTS of assholes , but in the end had fun and smoked alot of weed. Which leads me to today where im sitting typing this dumbass paragraph that no one will read........... Hmmm looks for the bong ;)

[Tedius Zanarukando]

I am a multiracial man, being of African, European, and Native American descent. I was born in Knoxville, Tennessee, on November 8, 1979. I am the youngest of three sons. I was raised in an authoritarian Jehovah's Witness household in Laurens County, South Carolina. My mother was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, but my father became a Jehovah's Witness later life. My brothers are also Jehovah's Witnesses, but I am strongly opposed to the religion, for Jehovah's Witnesses are a cult of Christianity. I had a shady childhood, because of my parents' oppressive religious beliefs and my strong opposition to Jehovah's Witnesses. My first year of life was spent in Tennessee. I lived in Laurens County, South Carolina, until 2007, when I moved to Anderson, South Carolina, and I am a latebloomer. My grandparents are dead. My maternal grandparents were much older than my paternal grandparents. My last surviving grandparent died in 1997. My maternal grandfather served in the Canadian army. My great-grandfather fought on the Confederate side in the American Civl War.

I started school in 1985. I was placed in special-ed classes when I was in school. Back in my first year of school, I was placed in an EMH class during my third week. I was later held back a grade level unnecessarily, having to repeat kindergarten. I was mainstreamed into a regular class when starting my first grade year, the school year the Final Fantasy franchise was born. I changed school in my second grade year and was again placed in a self-contained special-ed class. During the 1991-1992 school year, I was pulled up a grade level to compensate for what happened when I was in kindergarten. In the eighth grade, I was once again mainstreamed to regular classes. I was a C+ student in high school, but I was below my potential, because of emotional trauma, and having a relationship with a classmate of mine whom I first knew before I started school. I was introduced to Final Fantasy in the summer between my freshman and sophomore years. I graduated from high school in 1998. I graduated from Piedmont Technical College in 2001. I studied piano at Austin Academy of Fine Arts from 2002 to 2007. At my last Austin Academy recital, I played "To Zanarkand" from Final Fantasy X on the piano. I work at a Walgreens Distribution Center. On March 3, 2009, I received a Vocational Rehabilitation client achievement award.

[*~Jade~*]

I´m a 16 year old school girl. I live together with my father, his girlfriend and her daughter. My mother died when i was 6, she was ill, i cant remember much of her, but the memories i have are good memories <3
After my mother died i spent every minute with manga / anime things, till now, maybe i´m a little freak xDD Well so i came to my hobby -> drawing. I think i cant live without drawing. A day without drawing is a bad day. So i hope i can work as mangaka later and cause i draw since i was 7, think my chances are good :3
The years after my mothers death i hated family partys and things like that, it hurted to see all these happy familys and the children with their mothers. Cause of her death i think now in another way about many different things. Well now i have accept her death and i can live with it.
Last year i changed school because i had a lot of problems at my old school, my marks were really really bad, i had problems with my teachers and some classmates were annoying me. Now i´m still not best friends with my classmates but i can live with them. I think its better so than being best friends with everyone.
I have 3 1/2 years more to go until i finish school.
Yeah i think that are the most important things xD

[SirBaron]

I love you. :aldo:
I don't get it.

EDIT: And no, you don't.

[Lazy Soldier]

My life is a nightmare. But of course it's only happen when I SNOOZE every night...
:blink:

[ExplosiveMoogle]

My name is Emily, and I'm in 10th grade.
I reside in Kennesaw, Georgia. I was born in Atlanta.
I lived on 10 acres of land until I was 10, and my parents sold it and we moved into a big house. Everything was fine. 2 years later, my dad got cancer and had to stop working. My mother has no job, so we had no income. We lost our house, and I'm now in a smaller house somewhere I don't want to be.
I hate the people here, and would gladly move somewhere with more interesting people, but can't at this point. I'm someone different from the people I'm stuck with. They all think "cars, money, girlfriend, money, cars, big house, good grade, girlfriend, money, money, money, hollister, abercrombie, money, money.", whereas, I think "Final Fantasy, they're stupid, final fantasy, johnny, they're stupid, forumforumforum, forum, final fantasy, they're stupid."
My dream is mainly to get out of this redneck rich white trash town, and meet some real people. As far as my future, I'm going through a very tough phase where I have no motivation whatsoever to do anything. My inspiration lies only in my best friend Johnny, who attends college in Texas. I met him online, and if I hadn't, I don't know where I'd be right now.
I wake up every morning and thank whoever it is who created this world for him, and if he died, I probably would, too.
I despise the typical stereotype of "if they're young, they're stupid. they don't know what's going on, and they think they feel things that they definitely don't feel."
I'm fifteen, almost sixteen, and that outlook is repulsive to me.
A friend of mine once said to me, "You're the typical girl. You wish you were different, but you're not. There's nothing really different about you. Nothing would change if you died." So, I'm putting forth my best effort right now to try and change that opinion. Just living one day at a time, I guess.

That's pretty much it.

[Caelignis]

That's real deep, almost put me to tears. :'(


I went through something like that, when I was in 1st-6th I went to a 'Christian' private school (funny thing was, half the fucking school wasn't even religious, I was at the time but soon grew out of it lol) When I was there, everyone was all "omigawd money money money gawd gave me all dis money roflyousuckiwin" sort of shit which really pissed me off so I left. Now I'm around idiots still but they're not in-your-face type :wtf:



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