View Full Version : We ban you for 900 years
Wandering Hands
Sep 01 2009, 12:38 AM
Because cheating in Monster Hunter 3's online mode is worse than raping, torturing, whoring and murdering a blind, retarded, homosexual, hermaphrodite black child.
http://kotaku.com/5349190/monster-hunter-3-cheater-banned-until-the-year-9999
DOHOHOHOH. Don't worry, I don't help small children with their maths homework.
Cardin
Sep 01 2009, 01:57 AM
It's not raped if the child is willing. :cathryn:
btw: shuyu. is your avatar from Ranma 1/2?
Wandering Hands
Sep 01 2009, 02:33 AM
btw: shuyu. is your avatar from Ranma 1/2?
No. Male-female-backtomale isn't a fetish of mine.
Cardin
Sep 01 2009, 02:45 AM
No. Male-female-backtomale isn't a fetish of mine.
Come on....you can admit it. ;)
Emo Panda
Sep 01 2009, 04:37 AM
It's hot. :wtf:
It is not rape if the child dies before you finish. And be sure to yell "SURPRISE1!!!1!"
Fenryr
Sep 01 2009, 10:29 AM
I love reading the comments posted under the article, made me raff.
Shit made my morning, ty shuyu, ty.
Glacies
Sep 01 2009, 02:46 PM
Well, he won't be cheating in Monster Hunter again anytime soon.
And I suppose 990 is almost 9999...
Wandering Hands
Sep 01 2009, 02:51 PM
DOHOHO, I just realised that myself.
I've never presumed myself skilled with numbers.
Ruozka
Sep 01 2009, 02:58 PM
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!
Glacies
Sep 01 2009, 03:08 PM
Well, he won't be cheating in Monster Hunter again anytime soon.
And I suppose 990 is almost 9999...
Well, guess that doesn't make sense anymore... damn you Shuyu
Kuja Las Vegas
Sep 01 2009, 03:18 PM
You don't suppose that's some kind of error? I mean come on, the year 9999? I think if they were serious they would have just said permanently banned.
Wandering Hands
Sep 01 2009, 03:37 PM
You're next. :cathryn:
Scarlet
Sep 01 2009, 05:17 PM
Silly. Everyone knows the world will end in 2012. There's no point in saying the year 9999.<_<
Glacies
Sep 01 2009, 05:36 PM
Silly. Everyone knows the world will end in 2012. There's no point in saying the year 9999.<_<
Oh yeah, I hear about that movie
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