Käthe
Mar 20 2007, 09:20 PM
Well i became bored about like...what? 40 minutes ago, well i was sitting in my old tatty reclining computer chair when i decided that i would write a passionate short story.
"Two lovers intertwined in destinys warp hole of lurveeeeee."
*scribbles out*
*starts to write*
"note to self, never emphasize the word 'lurve' again, also, do not include the following in any story EVER:
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7678/craig201mi2.jpg
Dainel Craig.
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1854/7889a0c7928f5fa32f78695ga6.jpg
Polar bears.
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6417/img006wn5.jpg
Guinea pigs.
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3926/untitledfu7.jpg
My lame ass art.
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4667/finalfantasyversusxiiihl8.jpg
Storm.
No dreamt image included.
The possible picture of his body.
*begins to write*
Ok well, that list seems workable...not sure about the whole Daniel Craig and Storm thing, my pervish ways work wonders when im either writing or drawing something passionate.
I SAY FIDDLE STICKS! Why not have Daniel or Storm in a story, they are hot, available in more ways than one, and gives me my reasons to have perverted dreams about me and them."
*stops writing*
*scribbles out Daniel Craig and Storm.*
*replaces Daniel with beef jerky and Storm with Eeyore*
*begins to write again*
"Oh wait...Storms body, i could always replace that with a yellow pencil, sounds about right. Ok lets review the list again."
http://www.landstaragent.com/RRKY/jerky.gif
Beef Jerky.
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1854/7889a0c7928f5fa32f78695ga6.jpg
Polar bears.
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6417/img006wn5.jpg
Guinea pigs.
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3926/untitledfu7.jpg
My lame ass art.
http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/Pooh/eeyore_floating.jpg
Eeyore.
http://www.marketingmo.com/blog/UserFiles/Image/Short_Yellow_Pencil(1).jpg
Yellow Pencil.
*starts to write again*
"Ok well that sounds about right...wait, the story. Hmm kinda forgot about that, well HEY! atleast i know what i shouldnt put in a story.... he he he"
*cackles*
*starts to write*
"There once was a Polar bear called Kenga, he liked to eat Beef jerky, he had two friends, one was called Eeyore and the other was called Guinea Pig, one day Kenga went to Eeyores house where he found Eeyore drawing lame ass art, but his pencil broke, so Kenga offered him a Yellow pencil then Guinea pig burst through the doors and shouted 'SEX!', then he died. THE END"
*stops writing and stares at the story*
*begins to write again*
"That was lame."
"Two lovers intertwined in destinys warp hole of lurveeeeee."
*scribbles out*
*starts to write*
"note to self, never emphasize the word 'lurve' again, also, do not include the following in any story EVER:
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7678/craig201mi2.jpg
Dainel Craig.
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1854/7889a0c7928f5fa32f78695ga6.jpg
Polar bears.
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6417/img006wn5.jpg
Guinea pigs.
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3926/untitledfu7.jpg
My lame ass art.
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4667/finalfantasyversusxiiihl8.jpg
Storm.
No dreamt image included.
The possible picture of his body.
*begins to write*
Ok well, that list seems workable...not sure about the whole Daniel Craig and Storm thing, my pervish ways work wonders when im either writing or drawing something passionate.
I SAY FIDDLE STICKS! Why not have Daniel or Storm in a story, they are hot, available in more ways than one, and gives me my reasons to have perverted dreams about me and them."
*stops writing*
*scribbles out Daniel Craig and Storm.*
*replaces Daniel with beef jerky and Storm with Eeyore*
*begins to write again*
"Oh wait...Storms body, i could always replace that with a yellow pencil, sounds about right. Ok lets review the list again."
http://www.landstaragent.com/RRKY/jerky.gif
Beef Jerky.
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1854/7889a0c7928f5fa32f78695ga6.jpg
Polar bears.
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6417/img006wn5.jpg
Guinea pigs.
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3926/untitledfu7.jpg
My lame ass art.
http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/Pooh/eeyore_floating.jpg
Eeyore.
http://www.marketingmo.com/blog/UserFiles/Image/Short_Yellow_Pencil(1).jpg
Yellow Pencil.
*starts to write again*
"Ok well that sounds about right...wait, the story. Hmm kinda forgot about that, well HEY! atleast i know what i shouldnt put in a story.... he he he"
*cackles*
*starts to write*
"There once was a Polar bear called Kenga, he liked to eat Beef jerky, he had two friends, one was called Eeyore and the other was called Guinea Pig, one day Kenga went to Eeyores house where he found Eeyore drawing lame ass art, but his pencil broke, so Kenga offered him a Yellow pencil then Guinea pig burst through the doors and shouted 'SEX!', then he died. THE END"
*stops writing and stares at the story*
*begins to write again*
"That was lame."