Twilight the Video Game.

[Chocolate Cupcakes]

Linkage: http://www.twilightthevideogame.com/

I am kinda hoping it's fake since Twilight was the crappiest book and movie I have ever read and watched. But, Meyers is milking this series dry, so I think it's actually true. And unfortunately this will do very well because Twilighters will buy anything that has the name Bella involved.

[Astraia]

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?


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...haven't we had enough of this twilight crap? meyer should know her place. :wtf:

[Emo Panda]

Twilight needs to die.

[Rag]

Oh god if this is true can you imagine E3?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/43328273.jpg

[Fenryr]

I rue the day the thought of making a twilight movie popped into someone's tiny little brain.

[Dream Machine]

Twilight, please go away, we don't need you.

YouTube - Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed -- [original version]

This is like porn for people who hate Twilight and love Buffy <3

[Mercy000158]

Huh? I bought the book to read it next month. Is it that bad?

[Devegas]

they kill vampires and werewolves even further with this shit and now they wanna make a fucking video game from it!?!?? i see somepne who is completely retartded has been !&%!$%!&!*!*!% all over the @#&*%&*@%&@% with a @(^ (%^(##($^#(. fuckin assholes <_<

[Little Miss Scarlett]

Hahaha, I knew they would eventually, but seriously, an MMO? That's what it looks like anyway.

Huh? I bought the book to read it next month. Is it that bad?

If you read it with the right frame of mind, it's quite fucked up, and because it's so popular, this is rather hilarious.

Example: He watches her while she's asleep. When I first read it, I presumed he was perched on a tree outside or something, not that bad. But nooooo, he opens the window, climbs in, and sits in a chair in the corner of the room. This is romantic:wub:, not stalker-ish and most certainly not creepy.

The second night he brings an oil can so the window doesn't creek when he goes in her room. Ahahaa...

The forth one's the best, the writer throws away any kind of realism that may have been left in favour of fade to black 'rough sex' with pillow biting.

[Lord Of Dumbasses]

I thought the book was a romance. When did you see a game ased on a romance?

Maybe it's one of those online sex games :wtf:



Whoa 23 guests? C«mon people sign up!

[Kätharina]

Vampires do not sparkle in the fucking sunlight.
URG.
I fucking hate these books, my sister loves them and turns into a complete hormonally driven cunt when anything about Edward is mentioned.
Just another fucking shitty cash cow for twilight tards to piss over.

[meteor]

Ive never seen anything about it and i am gonna leave it that way.

[XwingsofaresX]

if this is true, which i really doubt, then this game will be the worst piece of shit...ever. whats the point of the series? i mean there are other vampire series that are way more better than Twilight-piece-of-shit.

[Chocolate Cupcakes]

Ive never seen anything about it and i am gonna leave it that way.

You are so lucky.

[Sundance Kid]

OMG DO WANT!!!
:awesome:

[Caelignis]

The story needs to stay the fuck out of the gamming universe...

[Settsuo]

Shit, if this is real im going to cross-country and destroy every copy!

[Nagase]

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/1248951849743.jpg

[Fenryr]

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/1248951849743.jpg

This has to be the best fucking D.I.Y Demotivator I have ever seen made.

Thankyou for the much needed laugh at twilight.

[Kätharina]

Luckly guiseeee, the game isn't real.
Seems it's just a bunch of programmers and graphic designers that have formed together due to their creepy over obsession with Twilight, and are going about making a shitty game, presumably online.

[Devegas]

^oh good not too many of their fans are online gamers. just crazy teen girls.

[Chocolate Cupcakes]

It will still do good which is the sad part. Once one fan knows they all know.

Harry should've done this.

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/malfecto/HarryandEdward.jpg

[dxgirly]

More like anything with the name Edward involved.

Whatever, I'm a fan of the books so I'd probably buy it, play it, and like it.

[Yuna00]

I liked the books and the movie a bit more, but they are not as awesome as these fans claim it to be. For me I'd say they are good, but nothing extraordinary.

And for the game, if it's real, it has got to be horrible, really think about. An adventure game, probalby a visual novel (like there are a lot in Japan) or a pont and click game where you keep crying over your boyfriend during the course of the ENTIRE game. But look at the good part, maybe this way we can see Bella die like a 100 times, I'd just wish they would add some gore like some old horror pc games like Phantasmagoria ...

[inky]

who knows... i've read one book of the series. the story is a romance
i may just wait and see what it is going to be like and then decide
what kinda game it'll be is still unknown (romance? i wonder what it'll be like...)
i'd better read the books first
the story itself seems interesting(i guess, i've said i haven't finished it yet)
...
i sometimes wonder... the game will come out, and one of the reasons is that it has many fans already...can it be? well...i dunno... i'm nothing but a video game fan :)

[Kätharina]

It's not a romance.
It's a teen girls fucking slitty fantasy trying to be portrayed with bad grammar and editing.

[Dream Machine]

Twilight is rate emotionals. Seriously though, baseball? WTF?

TWILIGHT

CHAPTER ONE

BELLA: My life sucks so much! I chose to move to a stupid town in Washington and I’m bitching about it the whole way! My dad is sweet and generous and caring and works hard for me and still loves my mom but I totally hate him and refuse to see him as my father, I’m just going to call him by his first name, because he’s obviously such a jerk.

FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL: Hi!

BELLA: FUCK YOU I HATE YOU.

FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL: :(

ERIC: Hi I’m a friendly person! But I have oily hair and pimples.

BELLA: Oh ew. Go away.

EVERYONE ELSE: OMG you are so cool and we all love you!

BELLA: You’re all lame, go away.

http://shinga.livejournal.com/478415.html

:aldo:

[Kätharina]

http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv325/CathrynClarke/1250113445499.jpg

[Living Tear]

FUCK!!! MY EYES!!!

UNDERWORLD FOR THE WIN!!!

[MagitekElite]

Linkage: http://www.twilightthevideogame.com/

I am kinda hoping it's fake since Twilight was the crappiest book and movie I have ever read and watched. But, Meyers is milking this series dry, so I think it's actually true. And unfortunately this will do very well because Twilighters will buy anything that has the name Bella involved.

Ahahah, she is milking it, isn't she? Let's hope its fake, because what the hell would you be doing in the video game? Chatting up Bella's friends? Crying about a dead man? Crying and thinking your not perfect for him or anyone else?

I'll admit, I read the books, but that's because my friend Aqua forced me. I haven't read the last one (I don't think I want too) but the third was the best - had the most action in it.

It's not a romance.
It's a teen girls fucking slitty fantasy trying to be portrayed with bad grammar and editing.
Yeah, my sisters and I said that her grammar was ill edited. You can spot lots of mistakes. Like, she loves to say something and than cut it up with hyphens and it doesn't even make sense!
Basically, its telling girls "if your man left you, act like a whiny baby and do stupid things to kill yourself"
Its wrong for girls to read.

But technically, its a romance.
*prays*
Please let this be fake?!

[EcZ284]

If this was real, "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH".