Let's Play 'Suicide'

[Sundance Kid]

Harry Potter Suicide (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/man-commits-suicide-after_b_231271.html)

*sigh*
:aldo:

[Wandering Hands]

I lol'd .

[Little Miss Scarlett]

You'd think he'd have read the books if he was such a big fan.

[Astraia]

....whut? and they even called it TRAGIC!? <_<

:wtf::wtf::wtf:

[NikDK]

Lol, wonder how he would have commited suicide, if he hadn't heard it and then saw the movie instead xD i'm thinking like this "harry potter dies, him standing up in the movie theater yelling" NOOOOO MY PRECIOUS HARRY POTTER!!! I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE NOW!!! "taking out a knife slicing himself in the throat" and a guy catching it on film cause he was camming the movie xD

[Whiplash]

Harry Potter fantards are a strange bunch.

[Emo Panda]

Let's do an experiment, shall we? How many people will off themselves after reading:

Snape kills Dumbledore.

*waits for results*

[Moklin]

How can we call him a big Harry Poter fan if i didnt read the books.

[Cardin]

........umm.


SO, popcorn anyone?

[Glacies]

"Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place."

Yes, let's have the authorities tighten the flow of entertainment, and go around town hushing everyone who talks about unreleased movies because they might know something that we don't. This is an outrage, the authorities must do something.

also I loled -.-

[Wandering Hands]

Saying "Snape kills Dumbledore.":

Federal charge
Felony
Sentence 25 to Life

[Whiplash]

"It's just a children's book, who really cares?" will not be an accepted defense.

[Ixion]

"sigh" Another day, another suicide....<_<

[Devegas]

sad..................and very foolish.
it's good to be a fan but if you kill yourself over finding out about the movie................?

i'm sorry i just got up, i'll vent later

[Kuja Las Vegas]

That article is obviously a fake / parody / joke article like The Onion.

Right?

At the bottom of the article he writes:


Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs' joint venture with Satan.

[Whiplash]

You mean the Huffington Post isn't a reliable news source?!?!

Well fuck, I might want to edit that essay now.

[Moklin]

Voldmort´s soul is divided in 7 parts.

Suicide bomb atack.

[Chocolate Cupcakes]

Harry Potter is serious business.

[Devegas]

so serious one will kill himself if anyone mentions anything in the movie. yet the funny is the movies are based off the books so he could've offed himself b/c he didn't read the book.............................................. .................................... (that dumbass <_<).

[Subba]

Excellent. Good riddance.

[Aurelia]

Wait but this spoiler is fucking years old. What the hell?
Oh well, that's how you get the stupid out of your gene pool.

[Devegas]

exactly one of my points.

not a real harry pothead fan if he didn't realise that

[Whiplash]

Okay, this is still going. Well before more reputations are damaged, does this (http://yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_22620.shtml) look familiar?


And if that's not enough, here's Snopes http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/potter.asp

[Glacies]

And here I hoped it was true. *sigh* This day is off to a bad start.

[Sodedicated]

LMAO, good riddance to faggotry

[Devegas]

so this was a joke. well, it's time we make that news come true

[SUPER JAM]

so this was a joke. well, it's time we make that news come true


how???????????????

[Devegas]

oh just use your imagination and suggest the first idea that comes to mind. and then we'll that plan on the guy that posted this fake story

[You're not Here]

"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.



^ Hahahaha!

Unintentional burns rule

[Donflamingo]

Wait but this spoiler is fucking years old. What the hell?
Oh well, that's how you get the stupid out of your gene pool.

Haha, nailed it! Hi-five!

"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.



^ Hahahaha!

Unintentional burns rule

:P

and they end it with - "Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs' joint venture with Satan." Talk about burning it huh, get it? Satan... burning it... the guy killed himself.... ... hehehehehehe o' riiiiight.