Girl Impregnated by Swimming Pool

[Kitmitsu]

The mother of a 13-year-old girl is suing a hotel after she said her daughter contracted a strange affliction from the swimming pool waters: a fetus.
The mother is requesting compensation from the owners of the Egyptian hotel for her daughter’s unexpected pregnancy on the grounds that there was stray sperm in the untreated pool water.
“The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case,” says one travel industry source.

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/07/12/girl-impregnated-by-swimming-pool/

[Saki Liu]

..... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[meteor]

Whahahaha yeah right.
And fairies also does exist

[Kitmitsu]

And the worse thing is, it didn't phone afterwards :awesome:.

[Saki Liu]

Poor mother cant face the fact that her daughter is a slut.

[Neal]

A real modern day Mary!

[Sodedicated]

We're getting younger and younger sluts

You can never know your kids well enough, mommy

[Kätharina]

I say they check for a Hymen.

[Wandering Hands]

Filthy whorish Polish girls.

[Saudude]

Boy did I laugh..chlorine kills these fuck stuff in the pool. There is no solid case. Girl is whore. Mother is a bigger whore.

[JmLopez]

hahaha whatever helps you sleep at night

[Lord Of Dumbasses]

HOLY SHIT!

I once heard that a guy got shot in the nuts and the bullet kept flying and it hit a woman working in the fields and the bullet got stuck in her uterus. 9 months later, Miracle Baby was born!

[Sweet Shot Usopp]

...What? This is pure madness.

[Moklin]

HOLY SHIT!

I once heard that a guy got shot in the nuts and the bullet kept flying and it hit a woman working in the fields and the bullet got stuck in her uterus. 9 months later, Miracle Baby was born!

LOL, my uncle told me exactly the same story some weeks ago. I´ts really hard to beleive but i supose its true.

[Ahmadhelld]

This is just a shit.
It's can't be, The mother and her daughter are sluts.

[Devegas]

the mother is a whore and the girl is a fucking slut

[Neal]

LOL, my uncle told me exactly the same story some weeks ago. I´ts really hard to beleive but i supose its true.
Can you ask your uncle if God is real, too?

[Lord Of Dumbasses]

I asked my Grandpa and he toled me He is real. :)

[Kurai Warrior]

One is a money whore, the other is a sex whore.
They both deserve to get shot. Two less whores in the world makes it a better place after all <3
"Oh dear my daughter seems to have swam in a magical impregnating pool that carries sperm impervious to chemicals! I must sue the owners of such a wicked establishment!"
That's what this bitch is trying to say.

[Alazais]

Well one things for certain, people are quick to jump to conclusions with little information at hand, you can call her a slut all you want but for all we know she might have been taken advantage of or raped, 13 year olds are very impressionable and they certainly don't like telling the truth. *Shrugs* not really my problem but I think we can all agree that pools don't get anybody pregnant lol.

[Cactus Girl]

Reminds me of a story I saw a few weeks ago of a (German, I believe) teenage girl getting stars tattooed all over her face. She claimed she told the tattoo artist she only wanted a few stars, fell asleep, and woke up with half a face full of stars. Her dad threatened this big lawsuit, and then a few days later, the headline was that the girl made it all up to keep her dad from getting mad at her for getting stars all over her face.

Wonder how long it'll take virgin Mary to confess her sins. :aldo:

[Devegas]

when she fucks up and the child accidentally dies in the womb or is mentally or physically deformed because she smoked, drank, and/or fucking fell face forward.

that dumbass bitch

[Caelignis]

all i could do was laugh but,on the hotels defence, wouldn't that mean some dude rubbed one out in the pool and not one person noticed ANYTHING??????:wtf:

[Dark Chaos]

Well there's no way that could be true,sperm needs a container to be alive it will die instantly at the contact with chlorine.....

[Chocolate Cupcakes]

Lol, I love when mothers cannot admit that their daughter is a whore.

[Aurelia]

:awesome: Oh this is wonderful. Boy won't the mother be surprised when the truth comes out.

[Glacies]

*Facepalm*

HOLY SHIT!

I once heard that a guy got shot in the nuts and the bullet kept flying and it hit a woman working in the fields and the bullet got stuck in her uterus. 9 months later, Miracle Baby was born!

Sure couse the heat of the bullet wouldn't fry the sperm instantly or anything :rolleyes:

[Little Miss Scarlett]

Well, if there wasn't any chlorine in the pool, I guess it's... kind of possible. Maybe.

I wonder if it's denial on the mothers part or greed?

[jinotokyo]

We're supposed to believe some idiot jacked off in a pool and the sperm magically went into her and got her pregnant? Lol

In a post above, is it really true that sperm will just die or lose its properties when it reacts with Chlorine? Just wondering.

And who's stupid enough to jack-off in a public pool anyway? Why not the hotel room.....seriously.

[Wandering Hands]

you can call her a slut all you want but for all we know she might have been taken advantage of or raped, 13 year olds are very impressionable and they certainly don't like telling the truth.

Scenario 1
Girl: Mother! The pool got me pregnant! Ne rozumiem.
Mother: Sperm in this pool got my child pregnant. I'm going to sue.
Defense: Sperm can only survive so long outside of the body. It was in direct sunlight. It was dispersed in water.
Court: Oh, right. You're a dumb bitch, case closed.

Scenario 2
Mother: A man raped my daughter! Use DNA to find him!
Police: We found him.
Defense: ... Oh, fuck me.
Jury: Guilty.
Mother: Success.

You're right, claiming anything other than the pool is stupid.

[Sundance Kid]

I asked my Grandpa and he toled me He is real. :)
Why can't God be a She?
Hmmm....hmmmmm??

[Wandering Hands]

Because women don't have the balls to be a divine being.

[Lord Of Dumbasses]

Because women don't have the balls to be a divine being.

I like your way of thinking.

[Kitmitsu]

It would also rain blood.

[Saudude]

Well, if there wasn't any chlorine in the pool, I guess it's... kind of possible. Maybe.

I wonder if it's denial on the mothers part or greed?

:wtf:...the pool was supposed to stay magically clean without chlorine..

You'd think her swim suit was enough to stop the floating semen from penetrating..

[Alazais]

Swimsuit or not, even in a completely untreated pool the only chance this would even be within a 0.0000001% chance of happening was if he jacked off 2mm away from her... fuck this is just sick, why am I thinking of this shit.

It's not possible, she got pregnant cause some guy didn't think with his head.

[Aurelia]

:wtf: This story is the exact same thing as in the bible, unless I'm mistaking Onan for something else. But I'm sure there was a story of a father that "released his seed" in the water and his daughter got pregnant out of it.

First of all, chlorine or not, sperm cannot survive that long outside the body. Secondly, sperm HAET heat or excessive coldness. The testes are just fine because they're outside from the core body temperature. Also you'd have to ejaculate a crap load of sperm for it to impregnate someone in a large hotel pool since it disperses in the water.

Also anyone that has a minuscle belief in that bullet sperm story needs to rid themselves of the gene pool stat.

[Wandering Hands]

Also anyone that has a minuscle belief in that bullet sperm story needs to rid themselves of the gene pool stat.

... With a bullet coated in semen. :origa:

[Aurelia]

... With a bullet coated in semen. :origa:

How wonderfully fitting :awesome:

[Dark Chaos]

:wtf: This story is the exact same thing as in the bible, unless I'm mistaking Onan for something else. But I'm sure there was a story of a father that "released his seed" in the water and his daughter got pregnant out of it.

First of all, chlorine or not, sperm cannot survive that long outside the body. Secondly, sperm HAET heat or excessive coldness. The testes are just fine because they're outside from the core body temperature. Also you'd have to ejaculate a crap load of sperm for it to impregnate someone in a large hotel pool since it disperses in the water.

Also anyone that has a minuscle belief in that bullet sperm story needs to rid themselves of the gene pool stat.


I'm impresed,you seem to know your stuff...about males.

[Aurelia]

I'm impresed,you seem to know your stuff...about males.


Apparently being highly educated regarding the reproductive system of the opposite sex implies that I am a shameless whore. :aldo: Do I hear some jealousy in that sentence?

[RueLi]

HOLY SHIT!

I once heard that a guy got shot in the nuts and the bullet kept flying and it hit a woman working in the fields and the bullet got stuck in her uterus. 9 months later, Miracle Baby was born!

And this is where "Son of a gun" rings to mind.

[Whiplash]

Apparently being highly educated regarding the reproductive system of the opposite sex implies that I am a shameless whore. :aldo: Do I hear some jealousy in that sentence?

Personally I thought he was implying that because of your liaisons with women you shouldn't know anything about the male reproductive system, but your interpretation works too.

[Aurelia]

Personally I thought he was implying that because of your liaisons with women you shouldn't know anything about the male reproductive system, but your interpretation works too.


As a registered nurse I am offended that he is implying I know nothing of men and their reproductive system. Nevermind that I'm a bisexual either. That's just secondary :aldo:

[Wandering Hands]

Nurses don't know anything, it's all the doctors. The job of a nurse is to stand behind the doctor and shlick to his awesome knowledge and ponder how best to be impregnated by him. I hear pools work.

[Aurelia]

Astute as always Shuyu.

[Wandering Hands]

It's one of my skills.

[Azure Presul]

After reading that article, my faith in humanity dropped.

[Sodedicated]

Most Polish people, they want lots of money, but are too stupid to make it

[Whiplash]

See Shuyu for reference :aldo:

[Wandering Hands]

Fuck woman, Eastern European.


For the sake of the argument, Poland is central.

[Thunder]

No. Germany and Austria and that shit is central.
Poland is EST :origa:

[SUPER JAM]

Most Polish people, they want lots of money, but are too stupid to make it


Greedy always doesn't belong to anyone.


Damn zionism

[Maqui-Chan]

One is a money whore, the other is a sex whore.
They both deserve to get shot. Two less whores in the world makes it a better place after all <3
"Oh dear my daughter seems to have swam in a magical impregnating pool that carries sperm impervious to chemicals! I must sue the owners of such a wicked establishment!"
That's what this bitch is trying to say.

That makes me snicker, although doing so would reduce the worlds population by about 97%.

[Donflamingo]

The Egyptians should have :
http://api.ning.com/files/TDNeX9lzU64MzFz7WG5QlH3NgVE1XCjPVV17YMZexXYuEPgIIK UFe0yzNWuavEhsusUn04tWUGhnrugz7gNfNvUJWj6yTStf/WhySoSerious.jpg

[Kurai Warrior]

Why don't they compromise and say that the 13 year old girl had sex IN the pool. There you go everyone is happy. :awesome:

[Devegas]

some bullshit about "pride" and not willing to admit the truth will stop them from admitting that she's a statistic. you know that as well as i do

[Nagase]

That makes me snicker, although doing so would reduce the worlds population by about 97%.

It's snigger, snicker is the new bullshit way of saying it.

[Whiplash]

Snigger:
http://www.unkind.pt/fotos/familias/muttley_1167954727.gif

Snicker:
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b26169e2011570a97440970b-800wi

[Maqui-Chan]

It's snigger, snicker is the new bullshit way of saying it.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/snicker

I'll use whatever term I please. Thanks.

[Kätharina]

moralfag .

[Neal]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/snicker

I'll use whatever term I please. Thanks.
No, he's right. A snicker is a chocolate bar. Snicker is the bullshit PC way of saying snigger.

[Maqui-Chan]

Yeah... I'm still going to use whatever terminology I see fit. Thanks.

[Nagase]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/snicker

I'll use whatever term I please. Thanks.

Yeah... I'm still going to use whatever terminology I see fit. Thanks.

But you're offending my chocolate bar :rolleyes:. Thanks.

[FF Freak]

what a whore of a daughter!!!

but would a daughter actually keep quite when her mother goes to court.

surely the daughter would say something.

[Nagase]

what a whore of a daughter!!!

but would a daughter actually keep quite when her mother goes to court.

surely the daughter would say something.

Winning case = winning money. Why would she bother admitting the truth? :/

[Neal]

Yeah... I'm still going to use whatever terminology I see fit. Thanks.
No, no, I'm sorry that's not allowed. You can only use "snigger".

[Drakemaker]

this is crack up. if she takes it to court who do you think will believe them. man in this case i feel sorry for the pool.(and the owner of the hotel)

[Light Caelum]

Oh please, this generation is full of girls who get pregnant at age 10 voluntarily...I haven't read or seen anything more stupid... Court should order her to take some biology clases and specially the ones who teach you all the proces and development of the fetus...and how you get it...
Besides, please, let's be true. As kids, sons and daughters we don't tell all the truth to our parents. There's always gonna be a "little" white lie in the middle of that relationship.

[Caelignis]

Holy shit nice bump guys...:wtf:

[Scarlet]

The pool should've worn a condom.
Or whoever was in that pool.
Or the guy that snuck out with the teenage girl and had sex with her.

But, maybe she's halfway telling the truth... maybe she did it in the pool. If it's fast enough, could that happen, or would the sperm just die?

*awaits sex ed answer* :shifty:

[Obscura]

The pool should've worn a condom.
Or whoever was in that pool.
Or the guy that snuck out with the teenage girl and had sex with her.

But, maybe she's halfway telling the truth... maybe she did it in the pool. If it's fast enough, could that happen, or would the sperm just die?

*awaits sex ed answer* :shifty:

Depends on where the baby gravy ended up, in her = bun in the oven, in the water the chlorine would kill it

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

God bless Americans (I would assume) and their frivolous lawsuit making natures. At least this kind of ridiculous shit makes for good reading.
Also, if there was spunk in the pool (and I don't believe for a second there even was) how in the fuck did it get through this girls swimsuit? Does modern spunk have tools for this kind of thing, because if so everyone should just stop buying condoms now

[Scarlet]

^
Nope, they aren't Americans, they're Polish.

Yes! Finally something that isn't us! :dance:

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

Ah well, Polish is almost as bad :awesome:

[Dystopia]

When I read the title of this thread, I nearly had a heart attack, because over the summer I had done this in a hotel swimming pool for no fucking reason, and for the rest of the summer I had to horrible image of a teenager getting pregnant, and a couple months later, the FBI shows up at my door. It all got out of my head, but then I saw this thread. Luckily this was before I was on vacation, and it was in a completely different country. Phew, I have avoided a near hellish experience.

[Eighty88Eight]

The father definitely isn't a pot smoker, that enough is clear. I can't even get a girl pregnant the ol' fashioned way anymore. However, that wasn't the case a couple years ago when me and this girl.......^_^

Anyway... The ending was fairly tragic


***They need not abort the child however. Check out this story: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/WellnessNews/half-todays-babies-expected-live-past-100/story?id=8724273

Instead of the standard 70 years of misery, now all of our children will have to toil away at life for over a century. Ah, technology.

[Falsate]

Smooth... xD.

I think that's the last time I think about how this possibly occurred. I don't even want to go into detail.