The tangent topic

[Ringlets]

I've noticed that in alot of the threads tangents start. Im to blame some of the time. However i can't take all the credit. So this is the magical thread. Someone makes a mini-story, then someone has to continue it with a completely different idea, however the same characters.

Example-

1st post)
Jimmy was walking down the street to buy some lollipops. He then turned the corner when...

2nd post) a Sinornithosaurus came out and ate his face. This displeased Jimmy, so he pulled out his...

Whoever makes the next post can start the story. Every post has to finish with *...*

Have fun. Or dont even post. That would make me a saaaaad Ringlets :'(

[Misschoco]

once upon a time there was a old lady going to a club when suddenly.......

[Ringlets]

...she got a massive hernia. the lady was thankful to what god had given her as a companion. the hernia said...

[Ringlets]

Quick pointer- If you post a bit of the story at the same time as someone else, the next person can continue from the one they like the most. Just use a quote so we know.

[Rekhyt]

..."Hello, I'm Henry the obligatory magical character who has taken the form of a hernia. Sadly being just a simple hernia I ...

[Ringlets]

...cannot express love. What...is...love." So they flew to the moon where they met the entire cast of happy days...

[Misschoco]

...she got a massive hernia. the lady was thankful to what god had given her as a companion. the hernia said...
.....'im leaving you for someone else, goodbye' and with that it........

[Rekhyt]

...cannot express love. What...is...love." So they flew to the moon where they met the entire cast of happy days...

...when suddenly the deadly space screwdriver appeared and said before the happy day's gang, "I am here to kill you and then go back though time and destroy the corny part of americana from wence you came for i speak in correct grammar. MWUHAHAHA" Luckily the screwdriver...

[Ringlets]

....had a faulty motor bike. The Fonz fixed it, whilst fixing peoples impotency problems. "Eyyyyyy" said Fonzy just before the hernia decided to kill him. "Off to Chernobyl i go" said the hernia as he...

[Rekhyt]

went to Chernobyl. Sadly when he arrived the mutation mutated hi into a magical tumour. For absolutly no reaon at all he decided to go on a magical quest to find his magical bretherin. But suddenly...

[Yurian]

...a tree appears, its branches having the ability to puff cigarrettes. "Sit on me, magical tumour," a glass cup appearing out of nowhere orders, and...

[Misschoco]

....suddenly the tree chokes on its nicorette infested Flem and dies *r.i.p*, the tumor then walks of without a word suddenly speeding down the road is a pig riding a motorcycle about to run over the manky tumor, the tumor then suddenly..........

[Ringlets]

found a man with a lump of custard in one ear and jelly in the other he asked "Are you a trifle deaf?" The man replied "No as a matter of fact im mentally ill" the tumor enjoyed this tasty treat, however...

[Rekhyt]

...it turned out that the tumour suffers from lactose intolerance and had to be admitted to the local hospital. When he was there for no reason terrorists stormed the hospital, killing many. The tumour saved the day when he...

[Ringlets]

smoked weed. The terrorists of course were Oprah Winfreys vagina and ass. The tumor then found out he was a towel, and was in a South Park episode. Then he had to go back to hospital for overdosing. However, when he....

[Misschoco]

....went back he got a morphine overdose then got hooked, to feed his addiction the tumor seized the hospital and hired terrorist to steal the loot>morphine. then the tumor set a hydrogen bomb on the hospital to hide the evidence, it then ran of with its terrorist to a........