The Story Thread

[Rekhyt]

Simple enough premise for this thread. Simply post any interesting, funny, cool or exciting stories or anecdotes you might have. I'll start with one:

Ages ago when i was a lot younger (about 8 years old I think) my brother, my cousin and myself went out to the river near my cousin's house. To get there and back you have to climb over a tall fence on a steep incline. We all managed to get over it the first time but for some reason when we came back my brother (silly Kit) couldn't get back over. Being the heartless fiends we are left him to walk the huge distance around the town to get back. While my cousin and I waited for him we sat on this wall nearby and talked. After a few minutes this random old man walks out from his home (below the wall) and told us to leave. We didn't and completly ignored him seeing that it's a public wall. Anyway we keep talking and the man goes back into his house and comes out a minute later. We look over and see the man is holding a gun. We left the wall and were halfway down the street in a second, fleeing from the scary crazy man.

Anyway there's my story. I'm sure you can think of things a LOT more interesting.

[Cathryn]

Recently my friend had a party and everybody apart from a couple of my mates got drunk as they came late and we had drunken all of the booze :P.
So they decided they could have a good shout at us because they thought they where in the right, ok they kind of where, but they where an hour late than they promised.
Then one of them came up to me and started getting in my face so i decided id lock her in the toilet, and did so, she broke about half of the door to get out and decided to try and punch me, missed.
so i punched her in the stomach and ran. :whistle:
My other mate who wasn't drunk (she didn't have a rant at me)
Said that i practically punched her hard in the stomach while saying
"omg im going to punch you.."
*punch*
"Oh shit RUN!"

Then my mate who was holding the partys parents found out about 3/4 of us where drunk, i got force fed about a gallon of water and aparently i had a mental break down over water.
And my mate who had a go at me was saying to me i wasn't drunk while i cried in my mates garden in the dark, then my another of my mates was hanging out of the window shouting
"I HAVE TOILET PAPERRRRRRRR!"
And she dropped it LOL!.

Thats basically how my nights go. :lol:

[Ringlets]

Heres my fancy story.

I was walking to my girlfriends house. This house is on the edge of a wood, so you can take a fancy short-cut through the wood instead of having to walk around to the front door. Anyway, I was heading to the fancy gate that they have placed there, when I see a guy hunched over a peice of cardboard. As i get closer (this guy was hunched up against the wall where the gate is) I can see that the guy has a small, thin glass tube held against his nose and he is happily sniffing away at the wonderous cocaine. He looks up, and offers me some. I say nothing, and slowly run to the fancy gate. Just then i fly into the wall. Mr Douche got up and decided that violence is just as good as sharing. He slammed me into the wall, then out of nowhere 6 or so other teenage guys appear from nowhere. For some reason they are equiped with such melee weapons as the nozzle of a garden hose, to a twig. The original guy then throws me to the ground for no reason, then him and his cronies walk off, leaving their happy stash. Stuffling back laughter mixed with blood, I go into my girlfriends house and say nothing of it. Then, as i'm leaving, I walk through the kitchen to get my shoes, and there on the table is the original guy in a fancy suit, being told off by my girlfriends mum about how he is "Irresponsible" for not having made his bed. He sees me, makes a very pleading face, and I just walk off.

Big anti-climax i know. I just thought it was funny how this guy is now my bitch and does whatever i tell him.

[Fenristh]

We all managed to get over it the first time but for some reason when we came back my brother (silly Kit) couldn't get back over.

AHAHAHAHAHAH :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Thats torment x10 for rob at school. Thanks Mat. D:

[HotLaMon]

Big anti-climax i know. I just thought it was funny how this guy is now my bitch and does whatever i tell him.
How did he become your "bitch"? o.0

Damn, Cathryn! Party girl! XD

I would have never left that wall even if the old man had a gun. -.- You said it was a public wall right? If he didn't own it and had no legitimate reason for telling you to leave the I would have just told him exactly that... Just the type of person I am. I wouldn't be rude about it though.
My exact words would have been:
"For what reason do you have for ordering us to leave? Is this your wall? Can I see your deed?"
If he does not comply then I'd call the cops and claim armed hazardous threat.

My small anecdote:
NOTE: I past out afterwards...

My mother used to own a grocery store in South Philadelphia called "Mom's Grocery" on the corner of 5th and Hicks Street. During the summer I'd help her manage the counter and on Sunday afternoon a guy comes in and looks around then leaves. Five minutes later he comes back in with a black bandana covering his mouth -.-. He was a black male about 25-20 years old about 5'10" 210 lbs. He pulls out a gun on me, my younger sister is in the back and I didn't want to say anything. Instinctively I put my hands up as he told me to open the register. I was so damn made that day 'cause I lost my Issue #1 Ultimate Spider-man. So I told the guy, there's a camera over to the left corner of the wall behind the cigarettes. He tells me to shut the F**k up and open the register. I told him we already saw your face and you live right down the block. (He used to come to the store everyday to buy cigarettes and my mom knew him by name. Idiot...) So I go on to tell him, "-there is a gun under this counter. It's loaded. I'm going to reach for it with my eyes closed..." I do so and when I opened my eyes the guy was gone. -.- The gun under the counter was a BB-Gun... Ahahahaha... I never reported it to the cops. It turned out he was a drug addict. A few months later my mom closed down the store because of the bad area.

[Rekhyt]

I would have never left that wall even if the old man had a gun. -.- You said it was a public wall right? If he didn't own it and had no legitimate reason for telling you to leave the I would have just told him exactly that... Just the type of person I am. I wouldn't be rude about it though.
My exact words would have been:
"For what reason do you have for ordering us to leave? Is this your wall? Can I see your deed?"
If he does not comply then I'd call the cops and claim armed hazardous threat.

"Ages ago when i was a lot younger (about 8 years old I think)"
When your 8 you don't think about such legal matters or the fact that it is illegal. You think: "FUCK, RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!" and so i did.

Also keep the stroies coming :D

[HotLaMon]

"Ages ago when i was a lot younger (about 8 years old I think)"
When your 8 you don't think about such legal matters or the fact that it is illegal. You think: "FUCK, RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!" and so i did.

Also keep the stroies coming :D
LMAO True... I was quiet as a kid. Never said much, always walked around with my hands in my pocket and my hair was long. Pass my ass long. I don't know why though... I never noticed until I looked back at some pics. I was like WTF!? My hair was that long!?

[Ringlets]

How did he become your "bitch"? o.0



Pretty much because this : He was my girlfriends brother, and i was the one that saw him taking drugs. Also, his mum is a bitch, so i knew that if she knew he was taking drugs...

Anyway its called blackmail to some extent.

[HotLaMon]

-.- "To some extent"? Lol that's complete blackmail! XD I like it....

[yukichi]

omg!! i think i've never experienced something like those...

the craziest thingie i did was to put my little brother on a plastic bathtub(those one for little babies, dont know the name) and push him down stair like a roller coaster...for some reason he didnt die =\
im such a saint girl!!! HUAhUAhAuA no good~

[S-r-ex]

the craziest thingie i did was to put my little brother on a plastic bathtub(those one for little babies, dont know the name) and push him down stair like a roller coaster...for some reason he didnt die =\
im such a saint girl!!! HUAhUAhAuA no good~

hehe, me and my brother used to have the same fun with an old collapsable matress down our stairs at home. it was so fucking hillarious!!! though one time we managed to bring down a lamp that was on a ledge by the straight 14-step staircase. luckily, it could be and was glued together, but it still bears the scars...so after that, we placed it on the table by the entrance, wich is close by. me and bro could rush down and carry the matress up like a thousand times when we got started...sadly, the matress is gone by now...it was the most interresting thing do do in the house by that time, though...

[Cathryn]

Yesterday we had a fire drill and we had to stand on the field for about half an hour (and we where just about to have a test so... WOOO HOO!)
But since i wasn't all homey homey with a couple of so called mates ;) they decided they could shout at me ;) (again)
The first one shouted
"YEA YOU HATED ME SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL"
and the other complied in a yea-im-better-than-you-bitch fashion
"YEAAAAA!"
So i turned around and punched the nearest one.
She fell to the floor and i got suspended for the rest of the day, at least i missed the test.
But iw as about to jump on her and start punching her but one of the head staff pulled me back and took me away to his office, and then, to my phyciatrist, and we ended up having a talk about violence and how to stop it from happening, i was just like.
"BUT THEY ARE COMPLETE BASTARDS!"

[HotLaMon]

LMAO damn girl! You fight a lot!
o.0 Your evil twin is hot? And look! She's out late! Breaking curfew XD

So last weekend my cousin and I took a NewPort (cigarette) and emptied out all the tobacco (without breaking it or anything) and placed a firecracker in it then placed the tabacco back in. Took us a good 20 minutes to get it all packed and tight. Then we gave it to this kid who smoked it and BANG! LOOK! Up in the sky! It's a bird! No it's a plane! I was all like, "SHIT! DUDE That's his middle and index fingers! RUN!" XD (Okay that last part didn't happen but it would have been funny if it did AHahaha). But it blow up in his hand. ^_^

[Cathryn]

Haha, cool.
I fight to much, i've got a scar on my arm from when i got into a fight and a knife was involved.
I wen't up to my local town for a all nighter with a couple of mates and i don't know somehow i got into this fight with these other girls from our school and my mate pulled a knife out and ended up slashing my arm. Ended up in hospital with stitches. :'(

Yes she did break her cerfew but only because she did it out of her love for alcohol and tobacco. Evil twin is me... SHHH don't say anything. :lol:

I remember this other time me and about 20+ people (We are known as the Bradwell Crew) and the (Casiter Crew... our enemies) came and all hell broke loose and everybody just lept on them and most of us ended up getting chased by police and police dogs across this field so me and my boyfriend had to leg it over this fence and hide in this persons shed, stayed there the whole night so we didn't get caught, and for other reasons.... :rolleyes:

[Ringlets]

With such a active (criminal :P :blink: ) life, where do you find the time to play all those wonderful video games. Like True Crime, GTA, or other violently suggestive titles. You sound like me when i was 12. Used to hang out with some guy who was into drugs and (not saying yours is) stupidly under-aged gangs. The Broadstone Crew's *head honcho* is 14 :lol: . They go around, holding up lemonade stalls, snorting flour behind tesco because they want to be like their older brothers e.t.c. Kinda funny when im walking around and some 7 year asks me "Do ya think yer 'ard, mate?!". I put put my hand in his face and push him in a bush.

Good times...

[Cathryn]

haha, i usually play my games in an alotment of 72 hours just after ive bought them, i practically live in my room for three days with a stash of cheese balls, left over chinese, fags and booze.
And basically all my friends wonder where the hell ive been for 3 or 4 days, when i come back im like a mess for the rest of the week and end up sleeping at school. :lol:
Everybody pokes me with sticks and anything pokey they can find. :(

Haha we have this gang of like 9 and 10 year olds, about 30 of them, they act like they have ASBO's and boast about having a bong, then they headed up to our local spot and started having a go at us one night and we ended up in this funny little brawl of 10 year olds with hoodys, i got a couple of them.
was awesomethey only about 4ft 5', so considering im 5ft 11' im a tad taller than them. :lol:

[Ringlets]

MIDGET FIGHTS! I love them. Its just funny how you hear "You think yer 'ard" in a really high pitch. Its like bad attitude gerbals.

[Cathryn]

My gerbil has a bad attitude, thinks its funny to bit my head when i put him onto of my hair.
But i have a sneaky trick to make people laugh at gerbils.
put them on your bed and hold the cover of the sheet on each side between him and ping it. :lol:
It's the funniest thing you could ever see, he goes flying. :lol:

[Ringlets]

rofl. something that youtube nerds would love. you'd get comments like "thats not funny coz i em l33t at WoW i hav a lvl 60 hunter that could pwn that gerbil"

[HotLaMon]

o.0 What do you mean "ping"?

[Lifrasthir]

Yesterday during band class our very disruptive, anonymous [coughDoncough], student was being his normal stupid ass self. Teacher had to tell him a bajillion times to shut up. Only the teacher said it nicely unlike myself. Well my friend had this cyllinder net thinggy. This sounds pointless. But the cyllinder net was in the shape of a penis. Yes a penis. So anyways, this "anonymous" dude gets written up for being an idiot. Well he stands up and says very loudly, "I'VE GOTTA GO." After he said that, my friend said, "Here take this with you." And he handed him the cyllinder net. The joke was that coughDoncough said he needed to "go" and my friend gave him the penis- uh...I mean cyllinder net to "help" with the process or something. I honestly didn't need to know. So the dude started threatening my friend, calling him a little clarinet pervert and stuff. And he left. He just left the room. And then today we all find out he was expelled. I can see where he got himself intot that situation. Yup.

Yeah...That's my story. It was totally pointless.

[Rekhyt]

calling him a little clarinet pervert and stuff.
How can you perv on a clarinet? By saying "I want to blow you"?:perv:

Yeah...That's my story. It was totally pointless.
That's exactly the point of this topic. Yay pointlessness:P

Quick Story: Once I went to PC world and was browsing around (can't remember what I was looking for). Anyway i turned around a corner of an aisle and there was a little kid there. He must have been about 6 or 7. When he saw me the little kid gasps and runs away looking at me.
That's right; I scare small children ^_^

[Fenristh]

One time; this bitch came into game and tried to return and xbox 360 cos she "didnt like it", and i said stfu you cant return it unless its faulty and she ranted like fuck saying we're doing some illegal shizzle which is against her rights. She didnt even have a receipt. :nag:

She told me that she was going to ring up GAME and get me fired :rolleyes: I havent been fired yet, hoe come get me :crazy:

Too many feggitz like that come into game, I should get hazard pay...and thats just for the ugly ones. :x

[Ringlets]

People that think they own the place. I walked into GAME once and this woman was walking around talking to some guy saying "I want that one"

"Sorry its not in stock"

"Then i'll look in the stock rooms. Wait no. YOU'LL look in the stock rooms"

"Mam, i can't let you go back there"

"Well then i shal have you incarserated for denying my consumer rights"

Also, Mat...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gets me every time.

[Misschoco]

i think this people should be tagged to prevent them from entering game, when they enter they get zapped

[Ringlets]

also tag little kids that only go into game to hog the instore consoles. I WANT TO PLAY.

[Cathryn]

Argg yes.
Those kids suck.
I wanted a play on the instore 360 and this little guy went infront of me and i was like "MEH! WTF?!" he turned around and stuck his tounge out at me, i woz like "ZOMG!" and i swore at him and 'accidentally' clipped him round the head with my bag. :lol:
he was like "????????" and ran off.
I got the 360. :P
Total 6 year old gaming domination.

[Rekhyt]

See now i don't have to clip them round the ear. My sheer presence and force of will sends them running (as shown by my story)

[Lifrasthir]

How can you perv on a clarinet? By saying "I want to blow you"?:perv:

Actually middle school kids say "Blow harder. In between the sheets." But that is a good question.


That's exactly the point of this topic. Yay pointlessness:P :D

Quick Story: Once I went to PC world and was browsing around (can't remember what I was looking for). Anyway i turned around a corner of an aisle and there was a little kid there. He must have been about 6 or 7. When he saw me the little kid gasps and runs away looking at me.
That's right; I scare small children ^_^

:ohmy: Wow.

[Misschoco]

Argg yes.
Those kids suck.
I wanted a play on the instore 360 and this little guy went infront of me and i was like "MEH! WTF?!" he turned around and stuck his tounge out at me, i woz like "ZOMG!" and i swore at him and 'accidentally' clipped him round the head with my bag. :lol:
he was like "????????" and ran off.
I got the 360. :P
Total 6 year old gaming domination.
i was trying out a 360 once and these 2 kids about 9 were lining up behind me to have a go, and i was like only playing on it for 30 secs when they told their mummys of me *bastards* :nag: i gave them both a dirty look and walked of

[HotLaMon]

Okay... My hands a shaking as I type this...

This just happened 2 hours ago...

I live in Southwest Philadelphia and I loaned my sister my car for the day so she could get home in South Phildelphia. She picked me up from work and I dropped her off at her house. Then on my way back, I'm hitting 65-70 mph on Passyunk Bridge all of a sudden two cars in front of me stopped fast! It turned out that a sedan on the left lane lost control and somehow swurved completely around so that it was facing traffic. The pick-up truck behind that sedan didn't have enough time to stop and ended up hitting the car going 75. That pick-up was on the lane left of me and when it hit the car it's rear end lifted off the ground and flipped over landing on my lane right in front of me! I swurved to the right and hit the brakes, causing more cars on the right to come to a sudden stop (creating a small pile up of rear-enders). I barely missed the truck... Five seconds more and I would have been badly hurt if not dead... The girl in the pick up was stuck until fire trucks came and I had to wait there for insurance reasons... The luckiest this ever was there was not a single dent in my car... Every car around me was damaged. I could have just drove off. My heart is racing right now...

[Misschoco]

id be terrified in that situation

your really damn lucky lol

[Momo]

Wow, well glad you made it out okay, was anyone else badly injured?

[Cathryn]

I once went on a fox hunt (when using hunting hounds where still legal) we spotted a rabbit so the dogs went for it, we all galloped after it (on horses haha, ive had somebody say "you can run that fast!" :lol:) my horse clipped one of the dogs and we ended up tumbling, i passed out and broke my left shoulder, fractured 3 ribs and broke two of my fingers and dislocated one ;) couldnt move my arm for agesss, still stiff now but i can still swing it. :P
As for the horse, he was fineee, stupid rexy (name of sed horse) he survived with nothing but small bruising, DAMN HIM. :nag:

[Fenristh]

Okay... My hands a shaking as I type this...

This just happened 2 hours ago...

I live in Southwest Philadelphia and I loaned my sister my car for the day so she could get home in South Phildelphia. She picked me up from work and I dropped her off at her house. Then on my way back, I'm hitting 65-70 mph on Passyunk Bridge all of a sudden two cars in front of me stopped fast! It turned out that a sedan on the left lane lost control and somehow swurved completely around so that it was facing traffic. The pick-up truck behind that sedan didn't have enough time to stop and ended up hitting the car going 75. That pick-up was on the lane left of me and when it hit the car it's rear end lifted off the ground and flipped over landing on my lane right in front of me! I swurved to the right and hit the brakes, causing more cars on the right to come to a sudden stop (creating a small pile up of rear-enders). I barely missed the truck... Five seconds more and I would have been badly hurt if not dead... The girl in the pick up was stuck until fire trucks came and I had to wait there for insurance reasons... The luckiest this ever was there was not a single dent in my car... Every car around me was damaged. I could have just drove off. My heart is racing right now...
Whoa, creepy. Hope you haven't seen Final Destination. XDD

Edit: Cathryn, ouch XDD

[HotLaMon]

0.0

Gee thanks -.-

[Lifrasthir]

Okay... My hands a shaking as I type this...

This just happened 2 hours ago...

I live in Southwest Philadelphia and I loaned my sister my car for the day so she could get home in South Phildelphia. She picked me up from work and I dropped her off at her house. Then on my way back, I'm hitting 65-70 mph on Passyunk Bridge all of a sudden two cars in front of me stopped fast! It turned out that a sedan on the left lane lost control and somehow swurved completely around so that it was facing traffic. The pick-up truck behind that sedan didn't have enough time to stop and ended up hitting the car going 75. That pick-up was on the lane left of me and when it hit the car it's rear end lifted off the ground and flipped over landing on my lane right in front of me! I swurved to the right and hit the brakes, causing more cars on the right to come to a sudden stop (creating a small pile up of rear-enders). I barely missed the truck... Five seconds more and I would have been badly hurt if not dead... The girl in the pick up was stuck until fire trucks came and I had to wait there for insurance reasons... The luckiest this ever was there was not a single dent in my car... Every car around me was damaged. I could have just drove off. My heart is racing right now...

Oh wow...

[Ringlets]

Rekhyt knows this but you others don't (if you do STOP FOLLOWING ME)

Anyway at our school we have a subject called RP (religion and philosophy, basically religious studies only poncier) and every year (sometimes every week) we have a new teacher, simply because it is a pointless subject which you can only teach if you are mentally ill. Anyway, today we we're assigned, by (Dr. ?) Thomas Daffern to create a perfect society. Being the deep, thoughtsul person that I am, i decided to write this-

"There is no such thing as a perfect society. The greed of man will always exist, and so will the wars that it causes. Even if wars are stopped, this creates debt for the loosing country, therefore causing poverty. And if poverty stops, this creates a society were everyone earns and has the same amount of money, which is ofcourse communism, which scars a country forever"

I take this up to show the douche, and he somehow thinks that this is "stupid, and unnasigned". Of course, before, he had complimented another guy in my class how his racist, sexist and overall pathetic work was fantastic.
So he tells me to do it again. Being the the deep, thoughtful person i am, i write this-

"Mr Daffern is a giant cock. He is the reason society is failing. He is a terrible philosopher, and has no knowledge of anything. He liked to think that he is the best person ever, and therefore uses this in a totalitarian way, shunning those that do good, and backing up those who do wrong. Up your Mr Daffern, you big ugly idiot of a Druid"

I am also considering writing to the Deputy Head of our school as to how attrocious this teacher is.

Anyway there is the fantastic tale.

[Rekhyt]

He is a useless teacher teaching a useless subject. I mean he sends some one out every lesson and dosn't comprehend that it dosn't do anything. He is destroying my soul. The person before you was the most racist, sexist and generaly -ist person in the world! Worst of all the jackass dosn't actually teach us the subject so we will all fail the end exam.

Simply: FUCK YOU DAFFERN (btw who calls themself a druid anyway)

[Ringlets]

Also, his way of trying to solve crises is making people write down what they think happened on a peice of paper. How does that work? Some kid strangled four people then threatened to kill everyone. "Yes what i think that happened is i got the knife and stabbed multiple times in the neck everyone ever"

"Argherkuyighk" -Strangled kid

[Misschoco]

your teacher sounds like a right prick, retarded shit. he should take his philosophy and shove it up his crack

[Devious]

your teacher sounds like a right prick, retarded shit. he should take his philosophy and shove it up his crack
As vulgar as that is, I agree. I've never had a teacher that bad, but I'd be pretty pissed if I did. Then again, there was a math teacher who was pretty bad. I never thought much about it, but there were plenty of people who hated her. This guy in another class went so far as to call her a "pompous bitch" or something like that. Apparently, she didn't hear him. :lol: I heard that she got fired for calling someone in our class a retard while speaking to another teacher or something.

@HotLaMon: HOLY SHIT! You're damn lucky. You're old enough to DRIVE! :ohmy: D:

[Omni-Cloud]

Okay... My hands a shaking as I type this...

This just happened 2 hours ago...

I live in Southwest Philadelphia and I loaned my sister my car for the day so she could get home in South Phildelphia. She picked me up from work and I dropped her off at her house. Then on my way back, I'm hitting 65-70 mph on Passyunk Bridge all of a sudden two cars in front of me stopped fast! It turned out that a sedan on the left lane lost control and somehow swurved completely around so that it was facing traffic. The pick-up truck behind that sedan didn't have enough time to stop and ended up hitting the car going 75. That pick-up was on the lane left of me and when it hit the car it's rear end lifted off the ground and flipped over landing on my lane right in front of me! I swurved to the right and hit the brakes, causing more cars on the right to come to a sudden stop (creating a small pile up of rear-enders). I barely missed the truck... Five seconds more and I would have been badly hurt if not dead... The girl in the pick up was stuck until fire trucks came and I had to wait there for insurance reasons... The luckiest this ever was there was not a single dent in my car... Every car around me was damaged. I could have just drove off. My heart is racing right now...

If that's true....That is an insane story that your children's children will be hearing XD

It seems that you handelled the situation well. I'm a new driver myself...I would have probably become apart of that accident.

Anyway...since this is a story thread...I guess I'll tell a story....hmmm

Alright. This happend about...a month ago. I live out in the country and have a long drive way that I have to walk everyday to get to the bus. (about a quarter of a mile long) any how, I'm waiting at the end of it at 7 AM for the bus. And a white truck drives by me...very slowly. He keeps going, but I keep my eye on him. I watch him drive up the road, and he's still driving slow. All of a sudden he pulls in a drive way, backs up, and turns his car around and starts speeding in my direction again. I've seen too many news specials about freaks abducting girls (and there was 3 missing girls in our area) So I run and hide in some thick bushes that are by my drive-way and get my phone out to call my dad. As I'm dialing the guys car slows down in front of my drive way, almost to a stop. Then he suddenly speeds off and leaves. By time my dad picked up his phone the guy was gone. I told my dad what happend and everything turned out okay, seeing as how the bus pulled up while I was talking.

But...that was a bit freaky for me. I'm thinking about getting pepper-spray in the future.

XD

[Devious]

If that's true....That is an insane story that your children's children will be hearing XD

It seems that you handelled the situation well. I'm a new driver myself...I would have probably become apart of that accident.

Anyway...since this is a story thread...I guess I'll tell a story....hmmm

Alright. This happend about...a month ago. I live out in the country and have a long drive way that I have to walk everyday to get to the bus. (about a quarter of a mile long) any how, I'm waiting at the end of it at 7 AM for the bus. And a white truck drives by me...very slowly. He keeps going, but I keep my eye on him. I watch him drive up the road, and he's still driving slow. All of a sudden he pulls in a drive way, backs up, and turns his car around and starts speeding in my direction again. I've seen too many news specials about freaks abducting girls (and there was 3 missing girls in our area) So I run and hide in some thick bushes that are by my drive-way and get my phone out to call my dad. As I'm dialing the guys car slows down in front of my drive way, almost to a stop. Then he suddenly speeds off and leaves. By time my dad picked up his phone the guy was gone. I told my dad what happend and everything turned out okay, seeing as how the bus pulled up while I was talking.

But...that was a bit freaky for me. I'm thinking about getting pepper-spray in the future.

XD
Nah, get a shotgun! Or better yet, a concealed dagger! XD

[Omni-Cloud]

XD I've never seen the truck again...But I'm watching like a hawk every day I wait. >_<

Hopefully I'll get my car on the road soon. I got the battery...now I just need cheap tires. O_O

And btw...I love your DP It's fricken hilarious. I laugh everytime I see it.

[Misschoco]

Nah, get a shotgun! Or better yet, a concealed dagger! XD
how about nunchuks? wouldnt be a personal choice for me though :crazy:

heres the only story i'v got to tell.

outside the church near the shopping mall like place near where i live. there was a boxing match set up(i think it was some kind of marketing scheme) but the ring was in the middle of a mini car park :crazy:

ya thats my story (if it is one)

[Devious]

MY STORY! Once, when I was four or five, my mommy and me goed to dis looooong brige!!!!! My mommy left to go meet some work buddies and a old lady took care of me! ^_^

I then decided to look at the small stream flowing under the bridge, and leaned over. Pity the bridge didn't have any railings. I fell, headfirst, and smashed my skull on a rock. My legs were in the water. By head was bleeding and I was wailing like hell. The senile old women didn't even notice me. I was down there for a loooong time, like almost an hour when this man noticed me. He came down and carried me up. After I met with my mom, the old lady got yelled at and I distinctly remember telling my mom I'd never dispbey her again. (seeing as she told me not to look over the bridge) I had to get multiple stitches on my head. There's still a little bump there.

There are a lot of other instances where I injured myself in the most bizarre ways, including almost choking myself by sticking a button up my nose, falling into a sewer full of you don't wanna know what, cutting the back of my right foot to shreds in a bicycle wheel, and cutting myself to the bone with a pencil sharpener. -__-'

[Misschoco]

cutting the back of my right foot to shreds in a bicycle wheel,
odd:crazy: thats excactly what happened to me once

[Devious]

Whoa, I was stalked today. I'm serious. After I got off the bus and started walking home, I ran into this weird 40-50 year old guy wearing overalls. He stopped and stepped to the side. Nothing weird yet. Then he took out a cigarette. Right after I walked past him, I saw him putting the cigarette back and immediately start to follow me. I was kinda creeped out. I kept walking until I was almost home, then glanced back. HE WAS STILL THERE. So I just pretended I didn't notice anything and kept walking. After a short while, I crossed the street and glanced back, but he was gone. I was relieved but still found it weird. I thought he was gonna jump me. D:

[Cathryn]

=O Thats freaky....
Id start to run if it was me XD

I have no stories... ive done NOTHING all week apart from eat, sleep and type.

[balthierxashe]

Wow, Cathryn you have some pretty crazy stories. I think I'd be nervous if we met in a dark alley, lol

For my stories I'll tell two teacher related and one parent related...

Frosh year in my English class we were reading The Animal Farm, I think, and one of my partners (we were split into groups) asked us 'what's a pig?' and before I even thought I said 'A COP!' and Caro, the one who asked, got all wide eyed and was looking behind me and I was like "Shit..." and my teacher (who's a nun) was right there. She looked at me disapprovingly and said "----....that was inappropriate."

And then Soph year someone's relative had died and over the intercom we were having a 'silent moment for their memory' and then the principal said something like "Thank you" and clicked off, but my teacher, and the rest of my English class (again!), were still silent. So I, thinking I was somehow the only one aware that it was 'done' said "Um,....I think the silent moment is over." My friends reactions were: O.O and O.o and >.o And then my teacher said "Thank you ----, I know that, but I think we could stand to remain silent for a little while longer" My friends could wear "I'm with stupid" shirts, and I don't think I could complain...

And then...I think the summer after Soph or Junior year I was in CO with my family, and my parents got trashed, and all of a sudden my cousins were jumping off the balcony onto their trampoline. O.O <-me. What shocked me more was when my mom did it!! She has sooo many pain issues that I tried to talk her out of it, saying stuff like "You will sooo regret this tomorrow. What if you twist something? You've been complaining so much lately I don't think you should...!" and my mom's reply? "Oh, ----, lighten up." and then she jumped!!

And later on, I got peer pressured by my cousins...and my mom...to get on the edge of the balcony (oh yeah, I'm afraid of heights), but I just couldn't make myself jump because I have pain issues as well and I don't heal well or quickly, and I could literally see it in my head how very wrong it could go down. So I turn and say "No...I don't think I will." and my mom says "Oh come on ----! You're always so dare devil, and you always act tough and like your brothers, but if they were here you know THEY would jump!" But I started turning around to climb back over, choosing to be prudent...

AND MY MOM PUSHED ME! OFF THE FRIGGIN BALCONY! And...I landed on my neck/head. Everything went black for a little while, but I was surprisingly ok. Nothing was broken, I wasn't dead, but I WAS (as well as my mom) in severe pain for the majority of the rest of the trip.

I sound like a total prude...but I do drink and go on random White Castle road trips...that end unsuccessfully...but I can also be very analytical and I try not to...oh I dunno, break any bones. I broke enough as a little girl, lol XD

And my mom was totally ashamed once she sobered up. She's really a sweet woman and not a drunk, lol