Physiatrists, Dreams and Grapes.

[Kätharina]

Ok i lied, grapes don't come into this factor but it made the title more 'Pro-grape'.
Ok i do have weekly visits to our school physiatrist, im not actualy mentally ill in the head or anything, but since i punched these 3 boys the school thinks im some physco maniac that does need to be watched mostly all the time, peh.
Whats wrong with having independance and being a strong woman?
Guys at our school have brawls all the time and what?
Oh yes, they get suspended for 2 days and come back as normal, but as soon as a girl goes all ninja ass on somebody they think they are morbidly retarded.

Ok well, today i had a session with the schools physiatrist and she asked me if id had any dreams lately, well yes. Ok ill just right down the conversation, i've got it pretty memorized in my head so i keep track of things, i doubt you would want to read though a long unessacery description of my dream life.

"Ok, cathryn, have you recently had any dreams involving anything percific"
"Yea, this game which is coming out next ye-"
"Can you tell me about it"
"No im just going to keep it to myself"
"Ok"
"Im joking"
"Oh... ok" - then she said something about dreams and what they mean.
"Ok, basically, it started off in this scene where the character, pretty much was beating the cra- wait how many swear words have i got left?"
"5"
"Oh, good! ok so she was beating the hell out of these soldiers, but she was being outnumbered, then! This guy on a mystical bike came to help her out preety much, he shot the shit out of the soldiers and they where both alone,
so he was like
"Looks like you owe me one" and then she was like
"I owe you nothing, and i hope you keep that sword to yourself"
"I do, but i like to share it on occassions, but only with somebody special" and he grins! seriously, he's like a freaking cow-boy, yippie kyay guy, but he was cool.... anyway then he was about to like kiss her but she like hesitated and then BOOM, a explosion went off about a mile away and it was huge! well in my dream they could see it.
but then i woke up, but the next night my dream kinda started from there and they he like took hold of her hand and he lead him and her to his magical bike and drove off in this bridge towards the explosion and like when they got there more guards came and he ran like 4 of them over with his damn bike! while she was holding onto him while she shot the rest as they drove past.
then it ended!"
"How did this make you feel"
"DAMN FUSTRATED! Do you know what its like to be sexually and gaming wise fustrated, its damn irritating, see this vain on my forehead LOOK AT IT, its like pratically swelling and generally forming a mind of its own"
"Ok, did this dream have any relevance to anything in the real world?"
"Yes, i thought i told you, its from a frigging game! well like the first part was from a trailer i haven't even seen and the rest was just me"
"You have a very imaginative mind, do you take art?"
"Yes"
"Do you like it?"
"No its bloody crap."
"Ok, session over, see me tuesday."
"Okey!"

True Story.
Sorry its so long winded though.

[Misschoco]

Ok i lied, grapes don't come into this factor but it made the title more 'Pro-grape'.
Ok i do have weekly visits to our school physiatrist, im not actualy mentally ill in the head or anything, but since i punched these 3 boys the school thinks im some physco maniac that does need to be watched mostly all the time, peh.
Whats wrong with having independance and being a strong woman?
Guys at our school have brawls all the time and what?
Oh yes, they get suspended for 2 days and come back as normal, but as soon as a girl goes all ninja ass on somebody they think they are morbidly retarded.

stupid boys thats how their like in my school, il actually applaud you for punching them ^_^

[Momo]

Typical, they want you to be all flirty and doicile and crap, "a sweet young woman" ><
sounds like you got some pretty interesting dreams though. My own are "special" XD

misschoco17 i like your sig banner by the way.

[Kätharina]

Actually these guys where being total jerks.
They where in the year below me, i was on my period so i wasn't really taking any crap from 12 year olds calling me a slut so i wen't ninja ass on them basically.
I'd still of hit them even if i wasn't on my period, it was just my way across i wen't with it, i shouted abuse and punched them and held one against the locker.
Normally i would of just hit one of them.
But my patience is at a all time low when my back aches and i feel like crap for a week.

Ahhh my dream kicked ass bassically, it was so damn good in my head.

[Misschoco]

misschoco17 i like your sig banner by the way.
hey thanks ^_^ it was fairly quick to make

[Momo]

Ahhh my dream kicked ass bassically, it was so damn good in my head.

^^ Maybe I'll share some of my very starnge dreams one of theses says, details arnt very clear on some of them XD


hey thanks it was fairly quick to make

Sometimes the simplist things are just as beutiful as the very intricate

[yukichi]

HAUHAUhUAhuAUhUA Cathryn!!!
i thought the doc would tell you the games were the thingies making you agressive!!
BUT DAMN!! i got really excited about your dream XD and how you talked to your physiatrist hAUHAUHAUhu really good~
AND YOU KICKED THOSE BOYS ASSES!! ASFBIASBFUISBAFIUBSAIF

YOU ARE MY IDOL!!!!! <3 wait...how old are you?! 13?!

[Kätharina]

Ayeee! I normally talk like that to anybody.
We can usually get away with swearing in our classes, but with the school phyiatrist we have like 10 or less swear words we can use so we have a limit of releaving stress through swearing etc...
I don't know why ;)
I swear to god i love that dream AND! i dreamt the ending of the game last night >_<, i haven't even played the game yet and im imagining the friggin ending already.
It was a cool ending, HE CRIED :'(, i woke up all teary eyed and my mum was like,
"Have you been dreaming about water again?"
I don't dream about water. :whistle:
Ha, im actually 15 ^_^, the usual complete arsehole age for girls, im actualy not bitchy about people like normal 15 year olds are, unless they need a punch then im game. But i wouldn't take on somebody i knew id get beaten the shite-cakes out of.

[Ringlets]

Yea i wouldnt tell Jack Thompson what you just told us. "Games are the result of violence. Also i am Jesus". Anyway i agree. Why do you have to see a phyciatrist having whuped some ass. This kid in our class when totally physco, strangled like 4 people, then he said he would murder us all. Then the year-head gives detentions to the people that were strangled

[S-r-ex]

had some guys back at secondary school that I sometimes felt like KILLING!!! gun, knife, strechbench, rocketlauncher, fire-axe, bottle, nuke, hairspray and lighter, baseballbat, shuriken, phaser, taser, point a 700 gigawatt laser in his eye, whatever, just to get rid of them. they kept on going, I kept on saying they where some "jævla dino-hjernede kukk-idioter uten snev av sosial intelligens" and other obscene things. I kept telling the principle and teacher, but nothing happened at all! one of them was a maniacal little dwarf, the other one was a pakistani boy, who I asked "is that this the way you make friends in pakistan? if so, it's not working around here!" I called the mani-dwarfs mother, and yelled at her to give that little prat some diciplne, but she didn't follow up that...some parents just don't care whatever their kids are doing...you can't measure how far I was to freak out and give them one and a half decade of dicipline myself, only the deepest restraint kept me from a meeting with a psychologist. actually, I was of the very few well-behaved boys in my class...one of like four or five...six at a maximum...the mani-drarf even kept on teasing me bevause I have one leg that is an inch or two longer than the other one, wich makes me quite a slow runner, but on the other hand, I had his "lysdexa" to tease him with...but the thought of annihilating his testicles still lingers in my head...
I generally don't have anything towards pakistani people, but that guy in my
class, was a the fuck of all fucks...

my list of most hated people goes like this:
mani-dwarf
bill gates
paki-fuck

I know how anoying someone can be, som I'm all with you. I even asked for them or me o change class, though the best would be planets |:P

[Misschoco]

Yea i wouldnt tell Jack Thompson what you just told us. "Games are the result of violence. Also i am Jesus". Anyway i agree. Why do you have to see a phyciatrist having whuped some ass. This kid in our class when totally physco, strangled like 4 people, then he said he would murder us all. Then the year-head gives detentions to the people that were strangled
okay thats just really psychotic :crazy: :crazy: stay away from that kid
had some guys back at secondary school that I sometimes felt like KILLING!!! gun, knife, strechbench, rocketlauncher, fire-axe, bottle, nuke, hairspray and lighter, baseballbat, shuriken, phaser, taser, point a 700 gigawatt laser in his eye, whatever, just to get rid of them.
well theres some really retarded fat shit in my year, who uses his size to intimidate people

he IS LIVING PROOF WE ONCE EVOLVED FROM APES THE TECHNICAL TERM BEING HOMO ERECTUS >stupid cave man <_< he looks like one anyways

stupid arse wipe i wana puch him once but im afraid my hand will be stuck in the mass of fat on his face

he chucked a pencil at the person i was sitting next to in graphics by 'accident' and worst of all he told me to give his 'ffkin' pen right now or else and i was like whatever, and in a patronizing voice i was saying to him "say pleaseee or you will not get the pencil you chucked back" and he was saying give me back the ffkin pencil now or else but i continued in my patronizing voice saying" no not like that, hasn't your dear mother teached any manner say pleasseeee or you wont get this pencil back okay" lol he was getting proper angry with me but me and my friends were just laughing, he kept saying to give back 'his ' pencil(it weren't his) but i refused patronizing him even more in a slow voice 'oh dear looks like im keeping the pencil learn some manners you retard or piss off'

[Momo]

maybehe'll getsome manners one day, we can only hope.

[yukichi]

HAUHUAhUAUAAuahuHA omg guys XD
YOU ROXOR!!

i think i've never raised my voice to anyone....only i kicked some boys for some reason i dont remember anymore.....BUT I WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE YOU GUYS!! being brave and all when something is not right!!!
damn gotta learn one or two thingies from you

[Misschoco]

HAUHUAhUAUAAuahuHA omg guys XD
YOU ROXOR!!

i think i've never raised my voice to anyone....only i kicked some boys for some reason i dont remember anymore.....BUT I WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE YOU GUYS!! being brave and all when something is not right!!!
damn gotta learn one or two thingies from you
il teach ya lol :P

[Kätharina]

Ohh the art of ball kicking :lol:

[Momo]

lol :lol:

[Wind]

Thats about the funniest thing ive seen all day lawl.

[yukichi]

il teach ya lol :P


damn when are you available?!?! XD

if you were a boy it would be better tho....private lessons AHUHAuHAua sigh~

[Kätharina]

Haha.
Aim for the middle with the top of your toe - only if you want to cause a middle massacare.
Slam with the bottom of your foot if you want a full blown massacare!

Or just drop kick him in the face - From Me, Myself and Irene, Wooo! Go Irene!!

[Momo]

Write a manual about it :lol:

[Ringlets]

never really undertood what a dropkick is. if your foot hits something hard, its just a kick

[Kätharina]

A Drop kick is where you fling your leg into someones face or body part and bring the leg back down on the same body part or preferably.... the chin. :thumbsup:

[Misschoco]

damn when are you available?!?! XD

if you were a boy it would be better tho....private lessons AHUHAuHAua sigh~
lol :crazy:

my personal favorite when attacking someone is the uppercut punch (eh lol i do go wing chun the ultimate Chinese martial arts)

[yukichi]

i worry about my health now!!! scary people~

i dont know anything about drop kicks or wing chun!!! if i were to beat someone i would probably go wild and attack like a monkey...and get beaten up XD

but i still wanna hit someone with a shoryuuken!!! UAhuauAhau
drop kick sounds interesting too!!!

[Kätharina]

Fight like Ron Stoppable, hands waving around like a loony!!
shouting "The monkeys touching me.. THE MONKEYS TOUCHING ME!"

[Momo]

:lol:
I forgot about Ron's fear of monkeys, he got better though.

[Misschoco]

lol :crazy:

my personal favorite when attacking someone is the uppercut punch (eh lol i do go wing chun the ultimate Chinese martial arts)
learn wing chun learn wing chun!!!!!!!!! :crazy: :crazy:

...and when it comes to a fight you wont end up looking like a drugged monkey