Kuja Las Vegas
May 27 2009, 08:13 PM
Howdy folks, as you can tell by my name I'm a FF fanatic, but I'm posting in this board because technically it's non-FF related, but you probably would have to have played FFs in order to get the in-jokes of my post.
Theoretically speaking, if I were to create my own RPG game for the PC (unlikely since I'm not a master programmer with 10 years of experience and don't have a team of 3D modelers), I have some ideas nevertheless. Inspired by FF, I would call it "The Last Great Adventure For The Planet." I have written a "marketing advertisement" treatment of its theoretical features, like you would find printed on the back of the box or something. What d'ya think? Does it sound like it would make you want to pay $9.99 to buy my theoretical game?
The Last Great Adventure For The Planet
• Inspired by classic commercial RPGS such as Final Fantasy XI®, World Of Warcraft® and Diablo II®
• Revolutionary 10 character Real-Time/Turn-Based™ (RTTB) battle engine system! Where else can you fight (in single-player) with ten people active in your party at once?
• Let the AI fight for you with easily programmable scripts (Combits™), or control your strike force as efficiently as in an RTS like Starcraft®
• Be a Skull Lock Lord™! Summon Bone Men™, Bone Mages™, Bone ArchMagi™ (archers with magic), and Robot Bone Men™!
• Complete with fun mini-games and a card-based mini-battle system (Card Rapture RTTB), packed with quests, such as the Main Quest, Sub-Quests, Side-Quests, and the Master Quests!
• Store charges and fire magical card-elemental energy blasts with the Gambitga™ command! (Totally not related in any way, shape, or form to a certain Marvel® character’s superpowers).
• Easy to learn but challenging to master. Contains helpful tutorials. Combines strategic depth with fast-paced action!
• Flexible control options! Utilize console commands, or, if you prefer point-and-click, use your favorite mouse or gamepad. Compatible with most peripheral devices!
• Featuring a non-linear, open-ended, massive, convoluted storyline in classic RPG milieu, but with eventual endings (including cinematics). Experience MMORPG simulation mode without the monthly fees!
• Finally, a mature RPG with massive blood, guts, gore, and gibs (optional if you’re squeamish)!
• Finally, an RPG where you can kill the NPCs in Town (don’t worry, they’ll revive eventually)!
• Fully developed and strong female characters with unlockable (and scalable) costumes!
• Supported with patches, downloadable content, and more at www.thelastgreatadventurefortheplanet.com (http://www.thelastgreatadventurefortheplanet.com) !
Theoretically speaking, if I were to create my own RPG game for the PC (unlikely since I'm not a master programmer with 10 years of experience and don't have a team of 3D modelers), I have some ideas nevertheless. Inspired by FF, I would call it "The Last Great Adventure For The Planet." I have written a "marketing advertisement" treatment of its theoretical features, like you would find printed on the back of the box or something. What d'ya think? Does it sound like it would make you want to pay $9.99 to buy my theoretical game?
The Last Great Adventure For The Planet
• Inspired by classic commercial RPGS such as Final Fantasy XI®, World Of Warcraft® and Diablo II®
• Revolutionary 10 character Real-Time/Turn-Based™ (RTTB) battle engine system! Where else can you fight (in single-player) with ten people active in your party at once?
• Let the AI fight for you with easily programmable scripts (Combits™), or control your strike force as efficiently as in an RTS like Starcraft®
• Be a Skull Lock Lord™! Summon Bone Men™, Bone Mages™, Bone ArchMagi™ (archers with magic), and Robot Bone Men™!
• Complete with fun mini-games and a card-based mini-battle system (Card Rapture RTTB), packed with quests, such as the Main Quest, Sub-Quests, Side-Quests, and the Master Quests!
• Store charges and fire magical card-elemental energy blasts with the Gambitga™ command! (Totally not related in any way, shape, or form to a certain Marvel® character’s superpowers).
• Easy to learn but challenging to master. Contains helpful tutorials. Combines strategic depth with fast-paced action!
• Flexible control options! Utilize console commands, or, if you prefer point-and-click, use your favorite mouse or gamepad. Compatible with most peripheral devices!
• Featuring a non-linear, open-ended, massive, convoluted storyline in classic RPG milieu, but with eventual endings (including cinematics). Experience MMORPG simulation mode without the monthly fees!
• Finally, a mature RPG with massive blood, guts, gore, and gibs (optional if you’re squeamish)!
• Finally, an RPG where you can kill the NPCs in Town (don’t worry, they’ll revive eventually)!
• Fully developed and strong female characters with unlockable (and scalable) costumes!
• Supported with patches, downloadable content, and more at www.thelastgreatadventurefortheplanet.com (http://www.thelastgreatadventurefortheplanet.com) !