View Full Version : Uwe Boll needs to die.
Nagase
May 24 2009, 09:41 PM
Seriously, how the fuck does this guy think he is talented? He is possibly THE worst director/writer there is. Apparently the only way he receives funding is by some loophole in German Tax laws. Oh and he also thinks he's better than Michael Bay...Seriously. He must be an absolute wanker in real life.
I'm watching Alone In The Dark at the moment (On Zone Horror, the channel for awful films). I should have listened to people and stayed away. It's a disgrace that someone like Uwe Boll should be ALLOWED to make films.
Oh and how did Christian Slater go from True Romance to this knid of crap? He should be equally ashamed.
Roerbakei
May 24 2009, 10:07 PM
Wow, I googled his name, people are saying some nasty shit about him.
http://stopuweboll.org/uwe.jpg
"...guys writing all the Internet
bullshit about me and sitting in
their houses where mommy pays
for everything."
Nagase
May 24 2009, 10:53 PM
Wow, I googled his name, people are saying some nasty shit about him.
http://stopuweboll.org/uwe.jpg
"...guys writing all the Internet
bullshit about me and sitting in
their houses where mommy pays
for everything."
"...guys writing all the Internet
bullshit about me and sitting in
their houses where mommy pays
for everything."
It's funny because it's true. Still doesn't take away the fact that he sucks ass XD
Munkya
May 24 2009, 10:53 PM
As a german I want to apologize for Uwe Boll. I know it's not much, but take it as a peaceoffer.
njmamm
May 24 2009, 11:01 PM
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5c/Interview_Uwe_Boll_3.jpg
"The key to my inspiration."
http://hollywoodroaster.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/uwe.jpg
Nagase
May 25 2009, 12:57 AM
As a german I want to apologize for Uwe Boll. I know it's not much, but take it as a peaceoffer.
Despite Uwe Boll being the worst thing Germany has ever done, we, the people of England, forgive you :cathryn:<3
Devegas
May 26 2009, 12:00 AM
then thank god i've never seen any of his work
Ordella
May 26 2009, 12:52 AM
I saw this thread yesterday and didn't know this Uwe Boll person. So I looked him up and came across something like the second person posted. I saw that he did the Blood Rayne movie( I enjoyed the game very much) so I thought the movie wouldn't be that bad. I attempted to watch it but gave up after the movie wouldn't load fast enough and out of fear for a butcherd game-->movie nightmare. I also read some reviews on the movie and they were not pretty. By looking at his picture alone I can tell this man is a lazy and clueless brute of a director.
Fair warning was fair. Do not watch his movies. :V
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