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Little Miss Scarlett
Mar 17 2009, 06:30 PM
Who remembers this from X Factor? :wtf:
YouTube - X Factor 4 - Emma's Audition
Look at them now (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1162503/The-real-telly-tubbies-X-Factor-failures-83-stone-family-claim-simply-fat-work.html)
Mr Chawner said: ‘We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.’ :aldo:
We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner,’ Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine.
‘We all love nibbling on biscuits. I once bought some pears, but they tasted funny.
‘All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We’re fat because it’s in our genes. Our whole family is overweight.’
Emma, who would like to lose 6st, added: ‘We don’t have time to diet.’
Poor things.
Kätharina
Mar 17 2009, 06:52 PM
IT MUST BE SO HARD :wtf:
fat cunts
Living Tear
Mar 17 2009, 07:09 PM
Well she can't sing, and she is fat, you can't Ignore that fact.
I wonder how she would look like, if she'd lose a 120 pouds....
But its sad too... All her life she has been praised for her singing & looks. And finally she met someone that told her otheweise. Must be really hurtful.
BUTTCHEEKIES, OOH
Mar 17 2009, 07:45 PM
Emma, who would like to lose 6st, added: ‘We don’t have time to diet.’
‘We don’t have time to diet.’
‘We don’t have time,
to diet.’
They have a combined weight of 83 stone and claim £22,000 in taxpayer-funded benefits on the basis they are ‘too fat to work’. AKA don't do shit all day
oh my god SHUT THE FUCK UP. All what you sods do is watch TV 24/7 straight, while taxpayers shed blood and sweat in order for you to stuff yourself dead with their hard-earned money. And you have the audacity to say you don't fucking have time to lose a few kilos and demand for more money?!
Why hasn't anyone killed them yet and feasted on them. I can't believe how entirely obnoxious this whole thing is.
rutea7
Mar 17 2009, 07:55 PM
they make me sick just looking at them and their lifestyle
FREAKS!!! thats just pathetic
Aurelia
Mar 17 2009, 08:03 PM
Why hasn't anyone killed them yet and feasted on them.
Too much fat and hardly any protein.
Man I've heard of not having the time to exercise, but to diet? Okay now that's just fucking lazy and disgusting.
Thunder
Mar 17 2009, 08:06 PM
Too much fat and hardly any protein.
Man I've heard of not having the time to exercise, but to diet? Okay now that's just fucking lazy and disgusting.
Stfu. You were beaten as a child. Your opinion doesnt count :wtf:
Aurelia
Mar 17 2009, 08:18 PM
Stfu. You were beaten as a child. Your opinion doesnt count :wtf:
WAAAH I'M GONNA WRITE ABOUT YOU IN MYSPACE! THAT'LL SHOW YOU TO MESS WITH ME!
mango assassin
Mar 17 2009, 09:05 PM
nice community, well that was wrong.
Living Tear
Mar 17 2009, 10:09 PM
While we're add it, why don't we just have a look see at this? :)
YouTube - X-Factor 2007 Worst Audition
mango assassin
Mar 17 2009, 10:41 PM
Shes a Paper-bag girl. and a bitch.
Shiranui Reborn
Mar 18 2009, 10:51 PM
While we're add it
learn how to spell
Neal
Mar 18 2009, 10:53 PM
I agree with them. I'm too fat to work as well ;;
Whiplash
Mar 19 2009, 12:31 PM
Pears tasted funny? Just sprinkle a little MSG on 'em, that should do it. Maybe deep-fry them.
The really sad part is that they've got so much protective blubber it'd take a car the size of a small building to run over them.
rutea7
Mar 19 2009, 12:47 PM
maybe we could borrow a military tank and do the service?
Whiplash
Mar 19 2009, 01:12 PM
Well the other option is to dump them in the Southern Ocean during whaling season and let the Japanese take care of them.
rutea7
Mar 19 2009, 01:55 PM
eheh i prefer more imediate results, but thats a cleaner solution.
running them over would be a problem for whoever had to scrape them off the floor, that would take weeks
S-r-ex
Mar 19 2009, 02:21 PM
Terrible auditions, eh?
YouTube - Rhonetta
Besides, maybe the Tubbies should get on a stepping machine instead of just sitting in front of the TV, in fact, they got PLENTY of time if they sit in front of the TV all day!
Shiranui Reborn
Mar 19 2009, 02:35 PM
Well the other option is to dump them in the Southern Ocean during whaling season and let the Japanese take care of them.
bahahah you make my life :awesome:
Espressivo
Mar 19 2009, 02:47 PM
"We don't have time to diet."
I'm sure they have time for donuts and pizzas.
rutea7
Mar 19 2009, 04:35 PM
Terrible auditions, eh?
YouTube - Rhonetta (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qHvwnbmMJw)
Besides, maybe the Tubbies should get on a stepping machine instead of just sitting in front of the TV, in fact, they got PLENTY of time if they sit in front of the TV all day!
LOLOLOLOLOL
what a tramp!!
Living Tear
Apr 02 2009, 06:24 PM
Rhonetta... What a big accident... XD
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