Noctis or Cloud: Who is the bigger fag and why?

[Shanana]

Duckbutt hair.

Not to mention his lovely vagina. It's his only redeeming feature.

[Aurelia]

I hope he has boobs to go with that vagina.

[Kurai Warrior]

Unless he gets obnoxiously fat, then no I don't think you'll see any boobage.
I wonder how much gay sex has occurred in that black car of his?
Stella probably joined in once or twice because we all know she got a sex change and it has taken her all her life to finally look like a woman. (with a dick still of course)

[Aurelia]

Of all his friends, I am looking forward to the glasses guy. I hope he bitchslaps Noctis because he looks like the calm type that slaps people back into reality.

[Shanana]

He also looks like the only straight guy. I mean, a bit metrosexual, but straight nontheless.

[Aurelia]

Glasses is a fag stag. He hangs around a queen, a fag, and a bear.

[Stella Nox Fleuret]

Lol I hope the White Robed Man beat his ass.

[Henry]

Say not one bad thing about aurelia!
She likes PORN^_^
I have noticed:lol:

[Kurai Warrior]

After watching clips of ACC, I gotta I gotta give props to Cloud, and I don't think I can call him a fag for a while XD. He really was awesome in that movie. (but dear gawd did he get fucked up in the Sephiroth fight, it was like way more brutal then I thought it would be)
But Noctis is still game :cookie:

[Shanana]

Cloud is still a fag.

He runs after Sephiroth with his Compensation Blade yet again. The man can't handle rejection. Sephag never liked you, Cloud. Deal with it.

[-dawn.angel-]

Hm... well, I have to say they both look equally as gay. =) Well, sure, Cloud has a group of girls, (two of whom he liked... hehehe) but I have a feeling that they said it's sort of like a Romeo and Juliet story between Stella and Noctis... And I hate Stella too. x) But judging them by their looks... definitely gay.

[Renzo]

Cloud has a group of girls, (two of whom he liked... hehehe)

In FFVII he pretended to love 2 girls to look straight, but in AC he finally admited he was gay.

[Daemon]

In FFVII he pretended to love 2 girls to look straight, but in AC he finally admited he was gay.

To/with Sephiroth I suppose? Surely not Barret.:blink:

[Shanana]

Sephiroth is with Rufus.

Cloud got it on with Rude.

[Aurelia]

Hm... well, I have to say they both look equally as gay. =) Well, sure, Cloud has a group of girls, (two of whom he liked... hehehe) but I have a feeling that they said it's sort of like a Romeo and Juliet story between Stella and Noctis... And I hate Stella too. x) But judging them by their looks... definitely gay.


By God... I really hope that doesn't happen, unless Noctis is Romeo and Juliet is a man.

[Shanana]

No, Noctis must be Mercutio. He seems like the type to get involved in the affairs of others.

Because Stella is a dickgirl, she is both Romeo and Juliet.

[Whiplash]

Noctis is Juliet
Elderly man is Tybalt.

[SinfulMelody]

guys..you know Van won..i think..hottest game chick back when ff12 came out? i thought they were joking but he seriously won..i sat there and watched it to see if he would win..he did..i'd call him gay

[Aurelia]

guys..you know Van won..i think..hottest game chick back when ff12 came out? i thought they were joking but he seriously won..i sat there and watched it to see if he would win..he did..i'd call him gay

Too bad he shows more signs of heterosexuality than Cloud and Noctis combined. :aldo:

Everyone calls Vaan "gay," but everyone seems to be forgetting the one character whose sexuality was highly questionable: Basch. That's right, I said it. Basch fon Ronsenberg was a raging pedophile, and if you didn't see it play the game again.

[Rideru]

Too bad he shows more signs of heterosexuality than Cloud and Noctis combined. :aldo:

Everyone calls Vaan "gay," but everyone seems to be forgetting the one character whose sexuality was highly questionable: Basch. That's right, I said it. Basch fon Ronsenberg was a raging pedophile, and if you didn't see it play the game again.
hmm.... nope, still don't see it. care to show us the light?

[Vtks]

until i know Noctis well ill decide but for now for me Cloud is the biggest fag

[Mystearica]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2940xsx.png


OMG GREAT SHOT!!!!!!


To conclude... cloud is... why? He's got 3 females - 2 who definitely wanna bang him... and what does he do? Let one of them die, brood over her, ignore the other two... and you know what? If I were a guy and Tifa was into me I'd so do her!


So yeah... CLOUD DEFINITELY wins this poll!

[Vongola Decimo]

Aa. This thread was a ball of awkward (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfFunny?from=Main.CrowningMomentOfFu nny) bashing (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HoYay).
;D
Hah. Just reading the first two pages taught me something (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsFunnyWhenItIsMaleOnMale).

But... Can't they just both be equal in their fag-dom? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlamboyantGay)

[Shanana]

hmm.... nope, still don't see it. care to show us the light?

"How old are you, Reks?"
"17, sir."
"Mmmm... And family?"
"My brother, two years younger than I."
"MMMMMMM..."

:wtf:

[Aurelia]

I'm glad I wasn't the only person that noticed that. :aldo:

Let's not forget how Basch warmly touched Vaan for no apparent reason in Arcades. My initial reaction was "...Why do you have the need to touch Vaan like that Basch?"

Though poor Basch was forgotten 1/3 into the game, you can still see him happily following the children while Balthier and Ashe exposition.

[Henry]

I'm glad I wasn't the only person that noticed that. :aldo:

Let's not forget how Basch warmly touched Vaan for no apparent reason in Arcades. My initial reaction was "...Why do you have the need to touch Vaan like that Basch?"

Though poor Basch was forgotten 1/3 into the game, you can still see him happily following the children while Balthier and Ashe exposition.
No wonder he wanted to touch him, look what did Vaan wore. Vaan is such a teaser:wtf:

[Stella Nox Fleuret]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2940xsx.png
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ymh9o3.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/2cz9dm9.jpg

[Rideru]

Stella looks like she has a major stomach ache XD

[Vongola Decimo]

Moar like constipation.

[Luriana]

More like "oh gawd do I fart or not"

[Whiplash]

"Why won't he just shut the fuck up? I cannae stand any more of this faggotry."

[Yue]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2940xsx.png
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ymh9o3.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/2cz9dm9.jpg

Maybe Stella talks about the thing with the nightmare :blink:

[Aurelia]

"Why won't he just shut the fuck up? I cannae stand any more of this faggotry."

The gay is too much for Stella.

[Thula]

Maybe Stella talks about the thing with the nightmare :blink:
Maybe not :awesome:

[Pinkicexox>Mrs.Caelum]

no she's having perioud cramps!

[Aurelia]

Only a tard like her would wear a white dress while on her period. :wtf:

[Thula]

Only a tard should worry about the color of the dress in her period :wtf:

[Aurelia]

Apparently you haven't had any embarrassing accidents involving the color of your clothes during your period. :wtf:

[Pinkicexox>Mrs.Caelum]

i bet it leaked through the back of her dress, that's why she was in shuch a hurry to leave the party. She's even walking backwards like she has something to hide, and then she starts to run off.

[LOL]

Apparently you haven't had any embarrassing accidents involving the color of your clothes during your period. :wtf:
I want to burn my stupid white pants.:wtf: But Stella is definitely having the cramps right there.

[Devegas]

i don't wanna know anymore too horrifying!!!! (noctis is the bigger fag)

then again cloud is a cross dressing hoe

[Rideru]

hmmm... if i had to compare cloud and noctis' cross dressing habits, i would have to say noctis takes the faggot trophy....

[Momo329]

cloud had plenty of men AND women. he's paired up mostly with tifa, aeris, sephy, and i see alot of CLACK these days (cloud + zack)
noctis, on the other hand, has 3 guys and an uncle...he doesn't seem to like stella at all lol
plus, noctis and shotgun guy look GREAT together <3
so nocty is the bigger fag XD

[Mystearica]

^Very true... which is why Cloud is the bigger faggot - he had three gorgeous ladies surrounding him all giving him super obvious hints (with Sephy that's 4). How does he respond to these temptations???? Nothing.... and heck he even accepted Barret's date in some circumstances

And Cloud is super obsessed with Sephy too (who is biologically male)... and this obsession remains with him years later in Advent Children

Apparently I'm not the only one who thinks Cloud x Sephy behind the scenes... heck just type in Final Fantasy VII Dounjinshi and the #1 pair up
http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=linkx.jpg
http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=linkx.jpghttp://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=linkx.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/TsunadeSama/fafasfasdf.jpg?t=1240469105



Noctis on the other hand has a "heavy burden" on his shoulder (omg that sounds soooo cheesy) - a kingdom/crystal whatever... so naturally he has no time for love. Heck not even time to dress himself up properly. I feel sorry for the dude - so so very sad :blink:

[Stella Nox Fleuret]

then again cloud is a cross dressing hoe

Imagine if that Don Corneo dude back there in Midgar had fun with Cloud.

[doomed_soul89]

wtf is wrong with you ppl, none of them are gay, balthier was gayer then both of them, Cloud wasn't gay he was just a deluded cry baby and am I the only one that thinks Noctis is a rapists and uses those swords to cut off girls clothes and cut them up too seriously wtf there's nothign that even hints that Cloud is gay and everyone is calling him a huge fag I think you guys are just projecting Noctis looks a little gay but that's just cuz he looks like sasuke who ran away to be orichumarus ass slave

[Aurelia]

The joke is above you, scrub. :wtf:

[Luriana]

wtf is wrong with you ppl, none of them are gay, balthier was gayer then both of them, Cloud wasn't gay he was just a deluded cry baby and am I the only one that thinks Noctis is a rapists and uses those swords to cut off girls clothes and cut them up too seriously wtf there's nothign that even hints that Cloud is gay and everyone is calling him a huge fag I think you guys are just projecting Noctis looks a little gay but that's just cuz he looks like sasuke who ran away to be orichumarus ass slave

OUT NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

[Shanana]

Every page, someone has to have a whinge because they can't deny the raging hardon they have for both of them and must DEFEND THEIR HONOUR from a joke.

I fucking love you guiz. :wtf:

[Luriana]

Every page, someone has to have a whinge because they can't deny the raging hardon they have for both of them and must DEFEND THEIR HONOUR from a joke.

I fucking love you guiz. :wtf:

All prepubescent boys who secretly want to be anally raped by Noctis and Cloud.

[Mystearica]

This ain't so bad... some people on gamefaqs.... OMG... are seriously... man just click the following links

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=932981&topic=45488632

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=932981&topic=45209398 <--- love the 3rd poster

^Clicky Click!

[Luriana]

GameFAQs are so FULL OF FAIL. It's like their fail oozes out of the monitor.

[Astraia]

NOCTIS
...just look at his hand gestures on the new trailer. Wait, is he metrosexual?

[Luriana]

No, just plain gay.

[Aurelia]

Those fanboy responses make me glad I made this thread. This thread has done it's job. :aldo:

Gamefaqs dwellers are the scum of the gaming community in my eyes. I remember they tried to deny that Ted from Valkyria Chronicles was bi just because he was a clown, despite the fact that he FANCIES both men and women, just like how Jann (camp gay) and Dallas (lesbo) FANCY men or women respectively. :wtf:

[Luriana]

They don't like the idea their virtual role models are raging homothexiualth.

[Mystearica]

^That does remind me of another incident... if anyone's played Persona 4 - you can CLEARLY tell that Kanji is bi... but everyone on gamefaqs kept denying that too.... if you dun believe me play the game (it's kinda fun!) - and pay attention to the steamy bath dungeon (whatever it was called)

[Shanana]

Persona has little to no relevance to the topic at hand. Speaking of which, Mary Elizabeth McGlynn does a voice in Persona 4. :awesome:

[Luriana]

THAT WOMAN IS GOING TO RAPE YOU SHA- Shuyu.

[Shanana]

Other way around, baby. You know it.

[Luriana]

She doesn't even have to ask and you're bending to her vag already.

[Aurelia]

Shuyu's the lesbian version of Pyramid Head. :cookie:

[doomed_soul89]

this topic is annoying stupid, and I hate annoying stupid, what happened to the good old days of mass murder and suicide packs

[Whiplash]

All the people into suicide packs removed themselves from the gene pool.

[Thula]

Noctis who uses swords to cut off girls clothes is gayer than him wearing clown shoes :wtf:

[Shanana]

Makes him sound like a lamearse Jack the Ripper who's too much of a pussy to actually kill them.

[Astraia]

....the clown shoes still bothers me, though.

[Kurai Warrior]

Stella's boob jewelry bothers me, and that extra material on the back of Noctis's suit annoys the hell out of me too. :aldo:
But everyone in the FFXIII population can't dress (not all the main characters but most of them and then all the other people in general, well except the cool mom lady)
O SHIT OFF TOPIC! *slams head on desk* :mutantcookie:
Unless another girl shows up and actually joins the party in Versus, they will all be a flamboyantly gay pack traveling together and doing things that I will not type in graphic detail.
However, if a girl does show up but she's just another carbon copy or clone of someone or just plain fucking useless then I would rather them to all just be gay. I would also proceed to throw my controller at the TV

[Thula]

Stella's boob jewelry bothers me, and that extra material on the back of Noctis's suit annoys the hell out of me too. :aldo:
But everyone in the FFXIII population can't dress (not all the main characters but most of them and then all the other people in general, well except the cool mom lady)
O SHIT OFF TOPIC! *slams head on desk* :mutantcookie:
Unless another girl shows up and actually joins the party in Versus, they will all be a flamboyantly gay pack traveling together and doing things that I will not type in graphic detail.
However, if a girl does show up but she's just another carbon copy or clone of someone or just plain fucking useless then I would rather them to all just be gay. I would also proceed to throw my controller at the TV
Now that i think of it... If some other girl appens to be added at the main cast i can't imagine her being somehow original. Not that Stella is original actually :aldo:
Just one premiere dame per time :wtf:

[Shanana]

If another girl was added, she and Stella would surely argue over who got to be covered in Noctcunt's jizz in a controversial Bukkake Magic minigame. The entire trauma would only further his dislike of women and his want of cock.

Enter the blonde fag and the Angeal clone. Get geared up for Bukkake Magic Version 2.

[Aurelia]

Enter the blonde fag and the Angeal clone. Get geared up for Bukkake Magic Version 2.


While the glasses guy video tapes them and uses it as profit and/or blackmail.

[Shanana]

Girls With Low Self-Esteem.

[Aurelia]

Sounds like a profitable porn flick to me.

[Shanana]

I bet Noctits, with all his fantastic teleporty magic, could make a yacht disappear. :wtf:

[Whiplash]

He'd need a boob job before he got on Girls with Low Self-Esteem. There's just nothing to hold on to there.

[LOL]

Well if you look under his chest you can see a little shadow.... but they look too pointy to hold on onto judging by the shadow.http://scrawlfx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ffvxiii-crew.jpg

[Luriana]

LOL BEWBZ

.

[Whiplash]

Nothing more than the pickles from a couple of strap-on burgers

[Luriana]

Milla Jovovich as Noctits' voice

[Moklin]

That pic.....Noctis is really slim!!

[LOL]

You see he is very sensitive about his wight so under that dress he wears a corset to pull in all that fat.

[Aurelia]

What a lard ass. I bet his blonde friend eats like a pig and doesn't gain a pound.

[LOL]

And Noctis is anorexic but the poor sap doesn't seem to pick up any luck. Makes me wonder what glasses and big guy eat.

[Kurai Warrior]

Well now that it is confirmed that all the characters are getting new clothes, no more leather dress. :'(

[LOL]

Perhaps it be will be a pink silk dress instead.

[Kurai Warrior]

I highly doubt that, but it's fun to think about :awesome:
The Roen designers thought Noctis was a girl so they accidentally designed him with girl clothes.

[Shanana]

Milla Jovovich as Noctits' voice

That would be awesome in so many different ways.

[Aurelia]

And Noctis is anorexic but the poor sap doesn't seem to pick up any luck. Makes me wonder what glasses and big guy eat.

Big Papa eats food that will clog your arteries like Mc Donald's and Luther burgers.

[Luriana]

Vanilla Coke

[codyrv32]

there both pimps

[Shanana]

No, they are fags. Just like you. GTFO.

[safaribob]

i think that Noctis is going to start out "faggy" but he is going to realize that he cant act like a little boy anymore, judging from the trailers, specifically the flashbacks its seems that he doesn't know what to do without all those people around him and its just going to take time until he realizes that if he acts like a panzy he is going to die, i think that he will start out like a whinny bitch and be a fag like cloud but we will see a transformation

[Xero]

For once I am inclined to agree with Aurelia (even though she's a pirate it's cool).
In fact I believe Cloud to be quite the opposite of gay. That's right Cloud be pimp'n da ladies. No offense to you ladies but that's just the the dude rolls.

Let us that a look a the list.
Tifa: Even at young age Cloud had an eye this beauty. A player's got to start somewhere.

Aerith: Last descendant of and ancient race? It's just plain common sense to hook up with a honey like that.

Yuffie: Yeah she's a bit young but she is a ninja. They learn fast.

Jesse: Yes that Jesse. Don't tell me you didn't see that look Cloud was giving her on the train.

And those are just the ones we know about.

That whole cross dressing thing was merely a means to an end. Cloud was looking at the bigger picture. It was the easiest way to get into the mansion. There was bound to be a lot other girls at the Don's mansion who were looking for a player like Cloud who could treat them right.

Spoilers?
Also Cloud in not queer for anyone including Sephiroth.
Sephiroth damaged Tifa and put her in the hospital that one time and he killed Aerith!
Now I don't you guys but Cloud don't just let shit like that slide. I mean Aerith was Cloud's prize flower girl so she died the the brother be straight tripp'n.
Cloud wasn't just following the pimp code vengeance. It was personal! Sephy had a beat down coming to him for a long time.

[DrStein]

noooo vaan is the gayest ... hes so gay that if cloud and notis had a baby thats who it would be

[Whiplash]

What a lard ass. I bet his blonde friend eats like a pig and doesn't gain a pound.

It's because he chucks it all up again. I can see him crying over a toilet, desperately purging.

[Aurelia]

It's because he chucks it all up again. I can see him crying over a toilet, desperately purging.

"Noctis doesn't like fatties. *hurl* I have to be skinny. HE HAS TO LOVE ME. *hurl*"

noooo vaan is the gayest ... hes so gay that if cloud and notis had a baby thats who it would be

Vaan isn't gay. His behavior is heterosexual. It's only his appearance that makes him look gay.

Also Cloud in not queer for anyone including Sephiroth.


Sorry but that's where I'm gonna have to differ with you. Cloud is a raging homosexual for Sephiroth.

[LOL]

"Noctis doesn't like fatties. *hurl* I have to be skinny. HE HAS TO LOVE ME. *hurl*"



Vaan isn't gay. His behavior is heterosexual. It's only his appearance that makes him look gay.



Sorry but that's where I'm gonna have to differ with you. Cloud is a raging homosexual for Sephiroth.

1. His entire posse is bulimic all for Noctis, who in turn is secretly an anorexic fatass.

2. The problem is nobody can take a guy seriously when he's wearing an open vest that doesn't even reach his pants.

3. Seconded.

[Aurelia]

1. His entire posse is bulimic all for Noctis, who in turn is secretly an anorexic fatass.

2. The problem is nobody can take a guy seriously when he's wearing an open vest that doesn't even reach his pants.


Nah, Big Papa looks like he hits the gym like some obnoxious jock, but he probably sticks his finger down his throat on occassion. Glasses is the normal one.

A shirt does WONDERS to Vaan.

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2870/ffta2vaan.th.jpg (http://img403.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ffta2vaan.jpg)

[Neal]

Oh dear, what a huge faggot.

[LOL]

But the shirt is still partially open. When will MOST final fantasy guys actually have a shirt completely closed up to their neck or covering their stomach. And Noctis and his posse don't count because he's wearing a dress and well glasses has an unbuttoned shirt and as for the other two, meh.

[Kurai Warrior]

As I said before, you can't really make fun of those clothes anymore...unless the new ones are really gay too (chances are they will be)
I'm gonna miss making fun of those clothes though :'(
There will always be some extremely gay thing about each one of them though, that much is a given.

[Aurelia]

and well glasses has an unbuttoned shirt and as for the other two, meh.

Glasses does the unbuttoned shirt gig heterosexually. Or metro, whichever you prefer. [/a fag for Glasses]

How much you want a bet their jewelry is gonna have a backstory?

[Kurai Warrior]

Noctis: Where did you get that necklace?
Glasses Guy: Well It was given to me by my father who had homosexual tendencies and fought in the long ass war we've been in, and he told me to remember that he killed 384 men while wearing it. Oh yeah and apparently he got it at at goodwill for like 3 dollars.
Noctis: I wish I had one :'(

[Aurelia]

Glasses Guy: And he was butt buddies with your dad.
Noctis: That explains everything.

[Kurai Warrior]

Noctis: :awesome:
Glasses Guy: Get the fuck away from me. I may look gay, but I'm actually not, I'm what you may call, asexual.
The rest of the party: : (

[Shanana]

GLASSES HAS SOME METRO SHIT GOING ON.

But he's not gay. Piss off.

[Stella Nox Fleuret]

No, Shotgun is.

[Whiplash]

GAYCUPID.COM

[LOL]

Technically all Noctis's posse is metrosexual except for him.

[Aurelia]

I wouldn't call Big Papa metro.

[Renzo]

26 vs 26, it's gonna be a hell of a competion! ^^

[Shanana]

Big Papa increases my fagometre exponentially.

[Kurai Warrior]

Wonder if the numbers will change if the new clothing designs actually look good. :aldo:

[Renzo]

Wasn't Noctis' outfit confirmed? I thought they were re-dressing only his fag friends.

[Aurelia]

Wonder if the numbers will change if the new clothing designs actually look good. :aldo:

Oh you should know better~ It's not the clothes that makes you the fag :awesome:

[Kurai Warrior]

But some people here are naive enough to think they do :cookie:

[LOL]

Oh you should know better~ It's not the clothes that makes you the fag :awesome:

It's the fact that you break a soldier's neck in between your legs. The clothes only add on to some people's idea of the level of fag.:awesome:

[Luriana]

But some people here are naive enough to think they do :cookie:

Because these people are fags as well. <3

[Aurelia]

It's the fact that you break a soldier's neck in between your legs. The clothes only add on to some people's idea of the level of fag.:awesome:

Like Noctis and his clown shoes, and Blondie and his tight low-rise hip hugger lady pants. :cookie:

[Shanana]

http://www.fruits-mg.com/xnew/image/SFT-TOP/ST-H1-w170.jpg

QUICK. GIVE BLONDEFAG A GIANT HANDBAG.

[Whiplash]

Roen are on it.

[stalemate666]

Well Cloud certainly acts gay, but he obvious isn't considering he's going for Aeris the whole time, but then again he ignore Tifa, alot, maybe he just likes jailbait, I'm going to have to say Noctis

[Whiplash]

Cloud only liked Aerith because she reminded him of Zack.


That's right assholes, you've had it backwards this whole time.

[stalemate666]

Cloud only liked Aerith because she reminded him of Zack.


That's right assholes, you've had it backwards this whole time.

oh yea I picked it up on my second play through(like 4 years after my first, guess I forgot about it lol, to be fair I played KH some time after that, which had Aerith all over cloud and Tifa ignore lol, poor tifa all that "gods gift" and still can't pick up cloud,

[Kurai Warrior]

On a random I do firmly believe though that Sora and Riku are by far the gayest characters ever created by Square-Enx.
And another very random note, Dr. Noctipus.... yeah that's his nickname now :mutantcookie:

[Shanana]

You have obviously never played The Bouncer, because who knows what sort of bum games went on with Sion, Kou and Volt.

[Moklin]

Japanese always liked pussy main chars who praise "friendship" above everything. Look at sora/rikku and sasuke/naruto.

I think the main question here is:


IS NOMURA A FAG?

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Tetsuya_Nomura/TetsuyaNomur_Cohen_8151769.jpg



Someone have time to do a quick research about nomura´s sexuality?

[Shanana]

Because the Japanese are pussies, they actually keep their private lives private, so there is unlikely to be any information.

But the answer is yes. It's obvious. WHY ELSE WOULD HE CONTINUALLY DESIGN HOMOSEXUAL CHARACTERS?

[LOL]

Because the Japanese are pussies, they actually keep their private lives private, so there is unlikely to be any information.

But the answer is yes. It's obvious. WHY ELSE WOULD HE CONTINUALLY DESIGN HOMOSEXUAL CHARACTERS?

Because Japanese keep their private lives private, Nomura needed a way to express his fagness so his little homosexual characters was his way of showing it.

[Devegas]

so he used cloud among others
IT ALL MAKES SINCE NOW

[Shanana]

Fun little bit of trivia for you, 75% of the yaoi involving Nomura's designs are actually done by Nomura himself.

[Moklin]

so he used cloud among others
IT ALL MAKES SINCE NOW

Exactly. Now i understand the true meaning behind Final Fantasy.!!

[LOL]

Fun little bit of trivia for you, 75% of the yaoi involving Nomura's designs are actually done by Nomura himself.

He just draws the cartoon/comic style ones in a different style or writes some of the yaoi in an immature way so people don't guess it's actually him but he's been found out by the intelligent people of these forums. Mostly by Shuyu. Because she is all knowing like that.

[Shanana]

Being created by and then merging with the internet, I tend to pick up where things come from.

So if it's not Nomura uploading all that stuff, then someone in Square Enix wants to plant their penis in his rear.

[Rideru]

hmm..... i'm starting to think Aurelia and Shuyu are starting to run out of ideas for this thread =P

[Shanana]

You must be upset. With no one to rave on and on about his homosexuality, people will begin to assume he's straight and you'll be too shy to make a pass at him at the next party in his faggy castle.

[Aurelia]

Oh noes whatever shall we do, Shuyu?

[Rideru]

You must be upset. With no one to rave on and on about his homosexuality, people will begin to assume he's straight and you'll be too shy to make a pass at him at the next party in his faggy castle.
not upset, just bored. this thread has given me a lot of laughs, and you being a bitch just adds to the fun ;)

[Shanana]

Oh noes whatever shall we do, Shuyu?

Clearly, killing ourselves is the only way.

Let's do it like Hitler and Eva Braun. .... You be Eva. ........... Naked.

[Aurelia]

Let's do it like Hitler and Eva Braun. .... You be Eva. ........... Naked.

Very well if you insist, although I must warn you that I'm not blonde like Eva. ;)

[Shanana]

We're all God's children in the dark.











Filthy imperialist infidel pig dog.

[Aurelia]

Traitorous socialist swine!

[Whiplash]

You must be upset. With no one to rave on and on about his homosexuality, people will begin to assume he's straight and you'll be too shy to make a pass at him at the next party in his faggy castle.


Ahem, 'faggy palace' thankyousoverymuch. NOT castle. You'll never get anywhere in life if you can't tell the difference. Faggy palace, gothic castle (enunciate carefully).

[Shanana]

Gothic arsehole.

[Whiplash]

I'm here for the magic.

[FAK YU]

this yaoi thread is a fail

[Shanana]

It's not a yaoi thread, you tard.

[Whiplash]

this yaoi thread is a fail

No it isn't, but your post certainly is/does (grammar)

[FAK YU]

its a faggot thread

[Rideru]

its a faggot thread
u can hardly call a thread with 20 pages and counting a fail =P

[Aurelia]

its a faggot thread

The grammar is not strong with this one, nor is his intelligence.

[Thula]

I think Noctis will follow the way of Vaan Colud and Auron and shave its armipts <3

[Little Miss Scarlett]

They looked waxed to me, if not laser treatment. Very pampered aren't they?

[Aurelia]

Well Noctis is a prince. I'm sure he can afford the latest hair removal treatment.

[Shanana]

Nads.

Made by filthy Greeks for their hairy daughters.

[Thula]

Australia's best selling hair removal product akjsdasjkdghjasdg.

[Aurelia]

Noctis and Blondie would be all over that stuff.

I hope Big Papa doesn't partake in hair removal treatment. He wouldn't be a bear anymore.

[Thula]

Blondefag seems more of a wax type. With little screams at every strip.
Scardface the one who shave with kitchen knive.
Glassguy surely uses the latest innovative tecniques of hair removal.

[Aurelia]

Blondefag seems more of a wax type. With little screams at every strip.
Scardface the one who shave with kitchen knive.
Glassguy surely uses the latest innovative tecniques of hair removal.


Blondie goes to the waxing spa salons with the money he gets from his sugar daddies.

Dang, Big Papa is the MAN for using a kitchen knife as a razor. I bet he's a monk class :awesome:

Glasses uses the latest electric razor or the Mach 5 razor. But since he looks like a techno nerd, I'll go with the former.

[Thula]

PERSONALITIES THROUGH HAIR REMOVAL TECNIQUES.

I use waxing, this meant I'm an anorexic blonde faggot with a nerd gun. (2 out of 4)

[Vtks]

Blondie goes to the waxing spa salons with the money he gets from his sugar daddies.

Dang, Big Papa is the MAN for using a kitchen knife as a razor. I bet he's a monk class :awesome:

Glasses uses the latest electric razor or the Mach 5 razor. But since he looks like a techno nerd, I'll go with the former.

PERSONALITIES THROUGH HAIR REMOVAL TECNIQUES.

I use waxing, this meant I'm an anorexic blonde faggot with a nerd gun. (2 out of 4)


jajajajajajaja LOL LOL LOL you two are very funny:lol::lol::lol:

[Makkusu]

Noctis is.

Cloud was a psychopath who stole someone else's persona, he'd pass out and have random epileptic flashbacks then stand up and pretend everything was alright. That isn't trademarks of a fagish person. He also had various bouts of depression and almost killed his team mates. He's a fucking nutter!

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m203/kymeth/Gaming/finalfantasy/noctis-crew.jpg

Now look at this photo, the clothe style from left to right goes:

Casual vest & jeans, normal.

Smart trousers with stylish unbuttoned shirt.

....WTF IS THIS GUY WEARING?!?!? Some sort of weird blouse/coat/shirt thing, biker boots and some gay looking army trouser.

Last guy is in a normal suit.

[Renzo]

Cloud dressed like a woman (and ENJOYED IT), had 2 women in love with him and fucked none but preferred playing with his buster sword.

[Devegas]

now remember we've yet to see any extra fagness from noctis but cloud we have enough evidence

[Kurai Warrior]

Noctis is.

Cloud was a psychopath who stole someone else's persona, he'd pass out and have random epileptic flashbacks then stand up and pretend everything was alright. That isn't trademarks of a fagish person. He also had various bouts of depression and almost killed his team mates. He's a fucking nutter!

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m203/kymeth/Gaming/finalfantasy/noctis-crew.jpg

Now look at this photo, the clothe style from left to right goes:

Casual vest & jeans, normal.

Smart trousers with stylish unbuttoned shirt.

....WTF IS THIS GUY WEARING?!?!? Some sort of weird blouse/coat/shirt thing, biker boots and some gay looking army trouser.

Last guy is in a normal suit.
This statement means nothing now considering they all get brand new permanent outfits designed by roen. So either they will be really good, or they will all look like fags. We shall see. I've had to say this too much.

[Whiplash]

Cloud dressed like a woman (and ENJOYED IT), had 2 women in love with him and fucked none but preferred playing with his buster sword.
Not to mention his obsession with he of the leather pants and large sword.

[Astraia]

i wonder what cloud does during his spare time.... :aldo:

[Aurelia]

He goes shopping with his lady friends and gives them tips on how to look fabulous, of course. Maybe Cloud can help Noctis with his fashion dilemma.

[Shanana]

I think we all need to remind ourselves of the man behind Noctits.

http://www.squarecn.com/ff/news/200309/chocobo06/se10.jpg

Yeah...

Noctis or Cloud or Nomura: Who is the bigger fag and why?

[Astraia]

(motha effin HAIR!? *barfs*)

*ahem*

...i'll go with Nomura, then. that.....unnerving photo explains it all.

i STRONGLY believe that nomura creates faggy sketches of his male creations and hides it in his room, for his own viewing pleasure.

[Aurelia]

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO TO HIS HAIR!? HAHA XD Wow man.

The answer to that question, Shuyu, is clearly Nomura. He's the man behind Noctis and Cloud's creation therefore he has to be the gayer person.

I heard somewhere that Nomura likes to draw male characters more than females. I don't know if it was official or not, however, I wouldn't be surprised if it were true.

[Yudus]

Well both look emo, but not really faggy, Vaan takes that title all too easily.

[SANAO]

nomura's hair looks awesome there XD

[Astraia]

I heard somewhere that Nomura likes to draw male characters more than females. I don't know if it was official or not, however, I wouldn't be surprised if it were true.

OMG.

(tetsuya nomura, admit it, you're ghey. we'll understand.) :aldo:

nomura's hair looks awesome there XD

..i beg to disagree! XD

so nomura thinks he's cloud now?

[Shanana]

If Nomura's straight, THEN SO AM I.

[Luriana]

Jesus. He looks like he has the Ultimate Fag Aura all over him.

[Whiplash]

Noctis or Cloud or Nomura: Who is the bigger fag and why?

Not a fair question, obviously the creator is going to be the bigger fag. Stop trying to derail this debate.

[SANAO]

i still love his hair XD

[ElectricEnix]

Oops, read the thread wrong, I though it said who had the better hair. LOL...

Sorry, can't pick since I don't judge boys like that.

[Astraia]

Oops, read the thread wrong, I though it said who had the better hair. LOL...

Sorry, can't pick since I don't judge boys like that.


:wtf:



..enough with the hair already! nomura's FAGulous hair is driving me nuts.

[Whiplash]

How does 'bigger fag' become 'better hair'?

[Zyxis]

even tho i dont exactly like this topic, it is a really good one! in my opinion, noctis nor cloud are gay, they are really cool even. I mean sure, Cloud was depressed for a time, but who isnt? I've been one to suffer through a very long period of depressive thoughts, so i guess i can relate to that.

I personally believe that noctis' clothes look very dark, mysterious, and epic. sure im a guy, but i do wonder how i would look with capris on (or as i like to call them very long shorts). 12 swords is epic, so many different combat maneuvers u can do, and if this plays like kingdom hearts, this'll be a 10/10 for sure.

[Moklin]

Well both look emo, but not really faggy, Vaan takes that title all too easily.

vaan was gay, not a fag.

[Thula]

Pft Vaan wasn't gay. He was just there.
To fill the emptiness of the lack of a main character.

[Luriana]

Vaan wasn't anything. In fact if he wasn't part of FFXII at all, no one would notice the difference.

[Yudus]

what is the difference between being gay and being a fag? Teens have always used the terms interchangeably. "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" even uses the terms interchangeably.

Either way, Vaan is much more ridiculous in the way this thread is talking about than the other two, by far. Even his pose is like for a gay magazine shoot.

[Whiplash]

vaan was gay, not a fag.

Wrong, Vaan was a heterosexual woman.

[Astraia]

...so what does vaan have 'down there'? I'm confused. :aldo:

[Whiplash]

Well he's a woman so he has what we call a 'vagina'. A vagina is, ah you know, your parents should be the ones to tell you this.

[Sentry]

..is this topic for real??

fag = homo?



no me digan que me regístre en un foro gay!? (lo juro tendre un trauma de por vida..)

[ElectricEnix]

Funny topic if you ask me...


They actually made fun of Vaan on X-Play around the time XII came out. Seeing if he was a GUY or a GIRL... Pretty lame. lol

[Shanana]

Vaan's a fucking girl.

Back to the topic.

Noctis: Give or receive?
Cloud: Give or receive?

[Whiplash]

Cloud: receive
Noctis: give to Blondie, but receives from Uncle.

[Renzo]

Cloud: receive
Noctis: give to Blondie, but receives from Uncle.

This, though I'm not sure Noctis gets it only from one guy. Probably he's Uncle's property, but when he's out Noctis has some fun with the rest of the group.

[Whiplash]

Don't worry, I'm sure there'll be plenty of other men soon revealed who give it to Noctis. Maybe Guy Scarro.

[Neal]

This, though I'm not sure Noctis gets it only from one guy. Probably he's Uncle's property, but when he's out Noctis has some fun with the rest of the group.
This reminds me of The Love Basket when that Sven guy made a sex RP and took it really seriously and was clearly jizzing on his laptop.

[Aurelia]

Don't worry, I'm sure there'll be plenty of other men soon revealed who give it to Noctis. Maybe Guy Scarro.

Noctis receives it from everyone except Blondie, and even so I'm sure there will be plenty of fanfictions and doujins where Blondie tops Noctis.

Big Papa is probably going to be that guy who always gives, unless there is a BIGGER RAWR male character revealed.

[Astraia]

Noctis receives it from everyone except Blondie, and even so I'm sure there will be plenty of fanfictions and doujins where Blondie tops Noctis.

Big Papa is probably going to be that guy who always gives, unless there is a BIGGER RAWR male character revealed.

omg i totally agree. noctis must be happy to be a 'giver' to even at least one guy....blondie. :aldo:

cloud : only receives XD

[Sentry]

then is this the clasic topic for stupid fangirls yaoi?

(o simplemete es otro tema gay?)








-sry lost my dictionary

[Thula]

No. This is a serious topic.

[Sentry]

No. This is a serious topic.

No what?

(no gay o no fangirl yaoi?)

[ElectricEnix]

Vaan's a fucking girl.

Back to the topic.

Noctis: Give or receive?
Cloud: Give or receive?

YOU DONT SAY! ¬,¬


This topic is only serious to...... Anyways its really pathetic....


BACK to XIII and Versus XIII section. -_-

[Kurai Warrior]

vaan was gay, not a fag.
Could you please explain what the difference is :aldo:

[Renzo]

VAAN IS A GIRL.

[Shanana]

Vaan was a girl who liked other girls, hence her hormonally misled attraction to Penelo.

[Whiplash]

She was attracted to Penelo? I thought she liked Balthier.


Conundrum: if Cloud and Noctis were to buttsex, who would be the giver?

[Henry]

She was attracted to Penelo? I thought she liked Balthier.


Conundrum: if Cloud and Noctis were to buttsex, who would be the giver?
Probably Noctis:aldo:

[Shanana]

Neither, they'd just 69 the whole way through.

[Astraia]

Conundrum: if Cloud and Noctis were to buttsex, who would be the giver?

this one's hard. they'd take turns, maybe?

[Whiplash]

I was thinking it'd be some kind of ouroboros type thing with each giving it to the other but 69-ing is probably the more physically possible option.

[Henry]

Neither, they'd just 69 the whole way through.
I bet you would like that:perv:

[Whiplash]

Yeah, Shuyu's all about the men. Man on man is just her idea of heaven.

[Lady~Vengeance]

Dear God.....:blink:

Poor Noctis and Cloud. Oh well Nomura, looks llike Snow is next.

[Astraia]

Dear God.....:blink:

Poor Noctis and Cloud. Oh well Nomura, looks llike Snow is next.

really? ....i think snow isn't that much of a fag, though.

[Aurelia]

I agree with Shuyu's answer. They're pretty much at the same level of gay in regards to giving and receiving. A 69 is the only probable answer.

[Kurai Warrior]

wow, now that's an interesting image XD

[Aurelia]

really? ....i think snow isn't that much of a fag, though.


Snow looks like a retarded jock that had chugged one too many kegs at a frat party.

[Sentry]

by far the fangirls are the more perver of fans L0L


(estas fangirls yaoi y sus perversiones me dan pena ajena xD)

[Lady~Vengeance]

Snow looks like a retarded jock that had chugged one too many kegs at a frat party.

lol! you are so right about that! he reminds me of some college friends I know. :lol:

[SANAO]

by far the fangirls are the more perver of fans L0L


(estas fangirls yaoi y sus perversiones me dan pena ajena xD)


same here-_- (me dan muchas pena estan locas)

[Astraia]

Snow looks like a retarded jock that had chugged one too many kegs at a frat party.

yeh, he's more like a typical douchebag XD

[Whiplash]

You can't ignore the wigger factor with Snow.

[Aurelia]

You can't ignore the wigger factor with Snow.

Damn how could I have forgotten that?

(me dan muchas pena estan locas)
(estas fangirls yaoi y sus perversiones me dan pena ajena xD)

JAJAJAJAJA YO ESTOY USANDO EL INTERNET JAJAJAJA


I love how this thread continues to accomplish its purpose. :aldo:

[Sentry]

JAJAJAJAJA YO ESTOY USANDO EL INTERNET JAJAJAJA


I love how this thread continues to accomplish its purpose. :aldo:

GFU I'm proud of ya kid


(supongo ese proposito sera perver fanservice yaoi?)


anyways funny topic (es tan ridiculo que.. XD)

[Aurelia]

The joke is above you, kid.

[Sentry]

The joke is above you, kid.

GFU kiddo

(ya captas?)

[Vtks]

The joke is above you, kid.

i'm still the same you're very funny LOL

marry mee


(y a los dos pendejos de mas arriba.

Ya nos dimos cuenta que hablan español, pero no los hace interesantes ¿ok?

de hech los vuelve incluso mas idiotas, ya dejen de estar chingando)

[Sentry]

i'm still the same you're very funny LOL

marry mee


(y a los dos pendejos de mas arriba.

Ya nos dimos cuenta que hablan español, pero no los hace interesantes ¿ok?

de hech los vuelve incluso mas idiotas, ya dejen de estar chingando)



well you dont see a kiddos propose every day but don't forget to invite us to the wedding k?

Aurelia x Vtks (una pareja fan-perv)

aww lets see some pics shall we? ^,^

-->Aurelia http://i43.tinypic.com/352j56s.jpg
-->Vtks http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn455/twilinacho/100_1564.jpg

(ok bad idea x_X)


just remember im not the one who is insulting here, unless you thing perv is an insult heh (but its not)


(alquien mas quiere acerse el listo?)



[y por cierto yo soy Canadiense y bilingue, asi es como hablo/thats the way I talk)

[Luriana]

AYAYAY JUANITA, TENEMOS VISITAS, TRAGA LA TEQUILA

[Sentry]

AYAYAY JUANITA, TENEMOS VISITAS, TRAGA LA TEQUILA

Now the joke is above you,Vtks L0L

siriusly are you being racist or you didn't notice Im Canadian? XD



(so fucking funny)

[Aurelia]

Listen Fagolas, stfu and talk about Cloud and Noctis' faggotry. I don't care if you think everyone is a perv or if this is a "yaoi" topic. Like I said, the joke is above you both. And no one gives a crap if you're Canadian, eh? Go hunt some moose with your hockey stick.

BRING ME THAT TEQUILA LURI.

[Sentry]

No can do, kiddo

(lo quieran o no este tema es lo mas gay que a creado el fanservice , a ponerse a discutir quien da y quien recive? XDD con todo respeto.. locas fangirls pervertidas haha)



the hell are you anyway? a Perv-fangirl Yaoi stage?

(otra nueva sepa de fangirl heh)



the fangirl breed: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fangirl

[Lady~Vengeance]

How on earth did another argument spawn? Oh well, tis forum life I guess. :lol:

[Naunen]

No can do, kiddo

(lo quieran o no este tema es lo mas gay que a creado el fanservice , a ponerse a discutir quien da y quien recive? XDD con todo respeto.. locas fangirls pervertidas haha)



the hell are you anyway? a Perv-fangirl Yaoi stage?

(otra nueva sepa de fangirl heh)



the fangirl breed: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fangirl

----GTFO.....

[Sentry]

oh rigth ,you only works in packs I forgot


(friggin moderator n ur 5 infraction point(s) XDD)


ok lets do this u all can go perv-rape yourself and I can get out of here ,deal?(or then STFU and die)


(to the pervs; dont quote me again so dont make me back ,thats oll t(o_o-t)

[Naunen]

oh rigth ,you only works in packs I forgot


(friggin moderator n ur 5 infraction point(s) XDD)


ok lets do this u all can go perv-rape yourself and I can get out of here ,deal?(or then STFU and die)


(to the pervs; dont quote me again so dont make me back ,thats oll t(o_o-t)

----Next one's for spamming. ;) I don't like you one bit. I'm only doing this by myself 'cause of how challenged you seem about this thread.

[Sentry]

feeling the same kiddo

----Next one's for spamming. ;) I don't like you one bit. I'm only doing this by myself 'cause of how challenged you seem about this thread.

fair enough ,but then next time (if) I post here ,'ll be in spanish to not "offend" the packs



...




ok you all can now proceed whit your perver noctisxcloud yaoi (LMAO)

[Naunen]

fair enough ,next time (if) I post here ,'ll be in spanish to not "offend" the packs

...

ok you all can now proceed whit your perver noctisxcloud yaoi (LMAO)

----It's too bad you ever posted in this thread 'cause it shows how fucking stupid you are. Now, I shall proceed to draw some Noctis and Cloud yaoi since it apparently bothers you. And I don't like either of them anymore. You asked for it.

[Astraia]

feeling the same kiddo



fair enough ,but then next time (if) I post here ,'ll be in spanish to not "offend" the packs



...




ok you all can now proceed whit your perver noctisxcloud yaoi (LMAO)

*FACEPALM*

[Sentry]

wait

----It's too bad you ever posted in this thread 'cause it shows how fucking stupid you are. Now, I shall proceed to draw some Noctis and Cloud yaoi since it apparently bothers you. And I don't like either of them anymore. You asked for it.

entonces veras que eres tu el "fucking stupid" porque ahora tendre que quedarme a ver que agas ese gracioso dibujo de noctis y cloud hehe

y depaso ver como evoluciona esta nueva sepa de perv-fangirl *random smilies*

*FACEPALM*

I bet you dont get it

[Astraia]

I bet you dont get it

WHO CARES? You got suspended anyway. :aldo:







HASTA LA VISTA.

[Aurelia]

It still makes me happy to know people who don't understand the premise of this thread come and bitch.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2qi2o14.jpg

[Whiplash]

Fucking up this thread is a ban-worthy offense. You were too lenient, Nau.

Anyway, back on track now so yaaaaay!
http://i41.tinypic.com/2qkkpdv.jpg

[Naunen]

Fucking up this thread is a ban-worthy offense. You were too lenient, Nau.

Anyway, back on track now so yaaaaay!
http://i41.tinypic.com/2qkkpdv.jpg

----It won't say he's banned now though. ;; Dupe account.

[Whiplash]

More? What is it with people these days?


And sorry, I didn't notice that Chrome had sent the post twice. ; ;

[Shanana]

So I heard Noctis went gay because the girls didn't find his penis size adequate....

[Dark Chaos]

This thread is getting a little chaotic...

[Cactus Girl]

So I heard Noctis went gay because the girls didn't find his penis size adequate....

Is that an appropriate reason to go gay?

[Whiplash]

If he aint big enough for women, he aint big enough for men.

I think he compensates by surrounding himself with groupies.

[Aurelia]

Except one of his groupies is straight. Fail.

Penis size Shuyu? I thought he had a vagina. Is Noctis a dickgirl now?